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Fallout Death Match!
by Joseph Oconnell
Today: Jules The Greeter vs. Renesco The Rocketman
Marcus: Hello and
welcome to the match! Letís get to it!
( Renesco and Jules are in a wrestling ring, ready to fight )
Ding Ding Ding
Jules: Alright, brother, letís get it on!
( Kicks Renesco )
Renesco: Ha! Your inability to fight never ceases to amaz-
( Jules bites him with his golden tooth )
Cassidy: Look at that Mark, Jules is slowly eating away at Renesco! I can't believe it!
Renesco: I'll give you that, it was good but you can't defeat-
( Jules jump kicks him )
Marcus: Renesco should focus on the match itself!
Jules: People, you like this?
Crowd: Jules! Jules! Jules! Jules!
Renesco: I will undoubtedly be able to overcome to lack of ability to take-
Jules: Shut up!
Robin Wright: Yeah, do shut up!
Cassidy: Robin Wright, I thought Jules killed him!
Marcus: I thought it was Renesco.
Renesco: I thought I killed you! ( Pauses ) Uh-Oh! Um, you didn't hear that!
Jules: ( To Eldrige, who is in his corner ) Hey, you got a gun?
Eldrige: How bout' this? ( Hands him a Rocket Launcher )
Jules: Hey, Renesco, how bought a rocket in your head?
Renesco: You don't have the-
( Fires and Renesco blows up all over the place )
Ref: The winner is, Jules!
Jules: Oh yeah!
Cassidy: And Jules beats Renesco with the Redding Rockt Launch! Tune in next time when: Lo Pan takes on The Dragon!