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  1. Walpknut
    Walpknut
    So psycho set fire to a Kyoto Animation studio and killed 33 people over a delusion that they ripped off some made up catchphrase of his.
  2. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Ugh, it's so hot here, but if I open doors or windows, all the bugs are gonna be all "CAVE :o better explore!"
    1. The Dopamine Cleric
      The Dopamine Cleric
      That's what she said.
      Jul 19, 2019 at 1:22 PM
  3. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    Ya boi took too much lithium (or had too little water) and is now sick, has a nosebleed, and can’t see straight. Awesome.
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    2. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Really hungry now, but I can sit up again. I’m assuming this is over, so I’m gonna continue drinking water and flushing my system. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you beat lithium poisoning.

      I hope.
      Jul 19, 2019 at 7:58 AM
    3. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      *slap!*
      Open your eyes!
      :V

      Yeah, that was an overdose-joke, you're fine though, yes? D:
      Jul 19, 2019 at 10:54 AM
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    4. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I’m ok now
      Jul 19, 2019 at 11:35 AM
  4. R.Graves
    R.Graves
    Mfw military training right next to my house (literally the backyard) from 8:00pm to 1:30am with helicopters and explosions and sim gunfire
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    2. RangerBoo
      RangerBoo
      I also get the army and airforce guys training around where I am at. Can hear explosion from miles away and their copters going back and forth from the main base and the same airstrip in the next time over.
      Jul 19, 2019 at 5:36 AM
    3. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      You should reenact the weird confused local, who will wander up to them with offerings of hot tea
      Jul 19, 2019 at 10:47 AM
  5. RangerBoo
    RangerBoo
    Noooo! Current, uncreative, preachy and crappy Hollywood is making a Top Gun sequel! I can only imagine how awful it would be!
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    3. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Will they make it stumblingly super gay, or will they be overly self-aware and make it super-not-gay? Which could backfire, and come off as even gayer than before?
      Jul 19, 2019 at 1:16 AM
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    4. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      The original Top Gun was an example of the second option, but we loved it for it. But if they do the same thing twice it won’t be a fun movie to watch with your gay tinder date anymore but just embarrassing (yes I speak from experience)
      Jul 19, 2019 at 1:22 AM
    5. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      They should do a proper jump-crotch-bump. They almost never do that in movies anymore
      Jul 19, 2019 at 1:22 AM
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  6. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    What the fuck no one told me smoking would affect my ability to breathe *sarcasm, for those who can’t figure out the obvious*
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    2. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      One thing I never was able to do - is to smoke a cigar correctly. I can't not inhale, and... you kind of shouldn't, right? But I dunno... I only tried once or twice ever, it looks so manly though, to puff a cigar like it's no biggie
      Jul 18, 2019 at 6:14 PM
    3. Richwizard
      Richwizard
      I grew up with two smoking parents. I was never interested in starting and I never got used to the smoke and the smell. Even the smoke from incense burns my eyes too much.
      Jul 19, 2019 at 6:08 AM
    4. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I started smoking in high school, to both cope with the pain of existing on this Earth and because I found I liked the taste, the burning sensation in my mouth, etc.

      As time went on I found my Taoist-Pagan religion thing and stopped smoking as much, but still did; now it hurts to breathe lel
      Jul 19, 2019 at 6:11 AM
  7. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    Adobe Premiere files take a very inconvenient amount of time to upload
  8. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    How the hell do I research murder methods and technicalities - for fiction - without ending up on some list? The search results are all
    1. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      "Google, help, I have accidentally fallen on a knife" and stuff, it's all accidents and pathologies, forcing me to add "no, you idiots: MURDER actually" to my search
      Jul 18, 2019 at 12:38 AM
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    2. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      HA! Found a loophole! "Self defense"!!! Anything goes, got the results I wanted immediately! :D
      Jul 18, 2019 at 12:45 AM
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    3. valcik
      valcik
      Stick with precise technical terms - "murder modus operandi analysis" queue returns a lot of hits with detailed scholarly papers.
      Jul 18, 2019 at 8:38 AM
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  9. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    I just bought approx 50 dollars worth of Italian gellato. Was that wrong of me?
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    2. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      As an Italian, no. If anything it was the best decision you could’ve made.

      Just watch out for the Vegan Police.
      Jul 17, 2019 at 6:58 PM
    3. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Made in Italy too. This particular grocery store is a minefield, it's just full of fancy import stuff, and will just murder your wallet. Once in a while I'll go there, and just have some tastes of the big life
      Jul 17, 2019 at 7:12 PM
    4. MutantScalper
      MutantScalper
      I remember hearing stuff like beer, chocolate, cigarettes, etc. is really expensive in Norway. Fish is fairly cheap.
      Jul 18, 2019 at 10:22 PM
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  10. RangerBoo
    RangerBoo
    Apparently the writer of the new Woke 007 movie is the actress who played the feminist SJW droid from Solo. It all comes full circle.
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    2. The Dopamine Cleric
      The Dopamine Cleric
      That's because what you think is a joke is actually true.
      Jul 17, 2019 at 10:36 AM
    3. TheHouseAlwaysWins
      TheHouseAlwaysWins
      SJW is a rhetorical spook for two things

      1: businesses like Hollywood profiting off progressive zeitgeists, these businesses usually aren't SJWs but are simply profiting off of it

      2: anybody who isn't a reactionary at this point.
      The SJW rabbithole is deep and big. You can feel free to research the kind of places these terms come from originally.
      Jul 17, 2019 at 11:59 PM
    4. RangerBoo
      RangerBoo
      I believe Yahtzee said it best. "I'm a multi billion dollar corporation and we are being oppressed!" It really does come off as a sleazy business tactic to deflect criticism and gain idiots to join your side. I believe Mike from RLM coined the term "Corporate Diversity" which I think fits modern entertainment today.
      Jul 18, 2019 at 12:32 AM
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  11. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    I was so high with Griff earlier that I actually wondered why I couldn’t follow myself
  12. Walpknut
    Walpknut
    The new Photoshop interface is dogshit. Are they just paying their people per change made?
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    2. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      This is what I get for switching to Creative Cloud.
      Jul 17, 2019 at 12:55 AM
    3. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Wat. I’m so glad I don’t use PhotoShop now.
      Jul 17, 2019 at 3:13 AM
    4. Big No
      Big No
      I'm a Paint.net pleb.
      Jul 17, 2019 at 9:58 PM
  13. Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Being a graphic designer is when you recognize freepik assets on Professional promotional material and laugh about it with a single tear.
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    2. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      It astounds me sometimes, how - with all the expertise that exists, those who want to hire it - don't know where to even look, and end up hiring people who *are not* experts
      Jul 16, 2019 at 8:00 PM
    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I can spot Flaticon and Freepik vectors from a mile away now.
      Jul 16, 2019 at 9:00 PM
    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I mean they are okay for quick mock ups and the like, but on official government audiovisual material? Are you insane? Altho this new Government is giftedly incompetent so it doesn't surprise me at this point.
      Jul 16, 2019 at 9:01 PM
  14. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Just learned of Inuit folk-tales relating to hostile interaction with Norse explorers
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    3. TorontRayne
      TorontRayne
      Ahh right it involved the Germans and their Thule obsession. I'll find it.
      Jul 16, 2019 at 11:56 PM
    4. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Dang, are these public domain type archives? I thought Wikisource was a treasure-trove! I've yet to actually read most of the Sagas, there's so much to catch up on
      Jul 16, 2019 at 11:58 PM
    5. TorontRayne
      TorontRayne
      Not exactly. They have a Discord group apparently though. Keep in mind they will be mainly occultists but they will be well read.
      Jul 17, 2019 at 12:06 AM
  15. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    It may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.
    1. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      "you know, you may be stupid - " - you're onto something here, I think this could catch on :V
      Jul 16, 2019 at 11:31 AM
    2. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      My favorite was always "You're not as dumb as you look!"
      Jul 16, 2019 at 11:32 AM
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  16. Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Jesus Fucking Christ that story about the incel that killed a girl he was stalking and shared the video is just fucked.
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    2. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Are you having.... issues down there Toront?
      Jul 16, 2019 at 3:26 AM
    3. TorontRayne
      TorontRayne
      Not at all. I probably get more pussy than all the people currently online. Twice as much cock too.
      Jul 16, 2019 at 3:27 AM
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    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      'k......
      Jul 16, 2019 at 3:29 AM
  17. Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Minigames in turn based combat are overrated. They can overstay their welcome more easily than endless grinding.
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    2. Risewild
      Risewild
      I hate stuff like that.
      Jul 16, 2019 at 11:34 AM
  18. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    TV pet peeve: Unsolved mysteries - where the conclusion of the program remains "we might never know" - thanks, I could have guessed that >:I
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    2. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Exactly my point! And indeed, if the point of the docu is to expose failings in a procedure or something, sure - but then don't bait viewers with the murder-mystery itself.
      Jul 15, 2019 at 3:20 PM
    3. TorontRayne
      TorontRayne
      Because documentaries are now entertainment instead of education.
      Jul 15, 2019 at 7:38 PM
    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Ancient Aliens.
      Jul 15, 2019 at 7:41 PM
  19. RangerBoo
    RangerBoo
    I tell people that Disney is run by a colony of Mind Flayers. I get told that I shouldn't insult Mind Flayers like that.
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    2. Supermarauder
      Jul 15, 2019 at 9:50 PM
    3. RangerBoo
      RangerBoo
      Think about it, what happens to all those kids that go missing at Disney World? They get taken to the Elder Brain and undergo ceremorphosis.
      Jul 16, 2019 at 12:15 AM
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    4. TorontRayne
      TorontRayne
      They are likely cloned, so Hydra, I mean, Disney, can assume global control of the elite's slush fund.
      Jul 16, 2019 at 3:07 AM
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  20. TheHouseAlwaysWins
    TheHouseAlwaysWins
    1. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I have few opinions on bands, really - it's artistic expression. They can do pretty much whatever they want, if it's not for me, then it's for someone else, I guess. A friend of mine is a noise-artist, for example. Not my cup of tea, but he has an audience.
      Jul 15, 2019 at 1:16 PM