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What the fuck why is eight legged freaks not on Blu-ray?
Gypsy Woman by Anarbor might be my favorite song.
Today is Colombia's Independence day... No idea indepence from what exactly.
Time for the revolución!
The rest of the world isn't paying any attention because of that moon thing that happened.
Ah, Kubrik's master piece. ;)
Binging "Bondi Resque", man... even if I had muscles and knew how to swim better than a drowning crow - I couldn't do that shit...
I don't get it! Some people have to be resqued immediately after being resqued, they just WADE right back in - RIGHT BACK!!! And nothing deters them - red flags, signs, fucking skull and bones, NOTHING, just "You will DIE" "okay :0"
Also, tourists - around the world - are the fucking worst. If you're ever a tourist, fuck you, because you're probably a fucking nightmare to everyone.
I had to google 'Bondi Rescue' to realize that you are wasting your life.
Polish dill pickles are better than kosher dill pickles. Fite me
People worried about Faceapp stealing their data... while having Facebook, Twitter, Whatsapp and a smart phone connected to google.
Butbutbut... Faceapp is owned by RUSSIA! They commit atrocities! Those other companies only *share data with and willingly oblige* states that commit atrocities!
As much as I bitch about Google translate, its biggest sin is probably to leave a word untranslated if it cannot find a translation -
- without indicating that that be the case, leaving an impression that it *has* translated a word, and that it simply happens to be the same in the other language.
It's just a really funny app. Er hangt een klonter schijterij aan mijn gekoeketiende lul --> There's a lump of shit on my cuckoo-fucked dick. 'Gekoeketiend' means 'covered in red spots'. :)
Some psycho set fire to a Kyoto Animation studio and killed 33 people over a delusion that they ripped off some made up catchphrase of his.
Ugh, it's so hot here, but if I open doors or windows, all the bugs are gonna be all "CAVE :o better explore!"
You do realize that to keep it cold inside, you have to keep everything shut during the day, right? You only open windows and doors when Ra, to whom we bow in gratitude, is sailing on the Mesektet and travels to the land of darkness. The bugs are most likely the lost souls of atheists and child molesters.
Alec just gave away the plot of the movie Gods of Egypt.
Ya boi took too much lithium (or had too little water) and is now sick, has a nosebleed, and can’t see straight. Awesome.
Open your eyes!
Yeah, that was an overdose-joke, you're fine though, yes? D:
I’m ok now
The symptoms you describe, make me think 'malignant brain tumor'. Of course, I don't have any medical background whatsoever, but when my aunt Claudine was choking on a croquette last Christmas, guess who saved her? Yeah. Just saying.
Mfw military training right next to my house (literally the backyard) from 8:00pm to 1:30am with helicopters and explosions and sim gunfire
I also get the army and airforce guys training around where I am at. Can hear explosion from miles away and their copters going back and forth from the main base and the same airstrip in the next time over.
You should reenact the weird confused local, who will wander up to them with offerings of hot tea
Noooo! Current, uncreative, preachy and crappy Hollywood is making a Top Gun sequel! I can only imagine how awful it would be!
The original Top Gun was an example of the second option, but we loved it for it. But if they do the same thing twice it won’t be a fun movie to watch with your gay tinder date anymore but just embarrassing (yes I speak from experience)
They should do a proper jump-crotch-bump. They almost never do that in movies anymore
I'd watch movie like Top Gun, but with ladies. "You can be my winggurl anytime".
What the fuck no one told me smoking would affect my ability to breathe *sarcasm, for those who can’t figure out the obvious*
One thing I never was able to do - is to smoke a cigar correctly. I can't not inhale, and... you kind of shouldn't, right? But I dunno... I only tried once or twice ever, it looks so manly though, to puff a cigar like it's no biggie
I grew up with two smoking parents. I was never interested in starting and I never got used to the smoke and the smell. Even the smoke from incense burns my eyes too much.
I started smoking in high school, to both cope with the pain of existing on this Earth and because I found I liked the taste, the burning sensation in my mouth, etc.
As time went on I found my Taoist-Pagan religion thing and stopped smoking as much, but still did; now it hurts to breathe lel
Adobe Premiere files take a very inconvenient amount of time to upload
How the hell do I research murder methods and technicalities - for fiction - without ending up on some list? The search results are all
"Google, help, I have accidentally fallen on a knife" and stuff, it's all accidents and pathologies, forcing me to add "no, you idiots: MURDER actually" to my search
HA! Found a loophole! "Self defense"!!! Anything goes, got the results I wanted immediately! :D
Stick with precise technical terms - "murder modus operandi analysis" queue returns a lot of hits with detailed scholarly papers.
I just bought approx 50 dollars worth of Italian gellato. Was that wrong of me?
As an Italian, no. If anything it was the best decision you could’ve made.
Just watch out for the Vegan Police.
Made in Italy too. This particular grocery store is a minefield, it's just full of fancy import stuff, and will just murder your wallet. Once in a while I'll go there, and just have some tastes of the big life
I remember hearing stuff like beer, chocolate, cigarettes, etc. is really expensive in Norway. Fish is fairly cheap.
Apparently the writer of the new Woke 007 movie is the actress who played the feminist SJW droid from Solo. It all comes full circle.
That's because what you think is a joke is actually true.
SJW is a rhetorical spook for two things
1: businesses like Hollywood profiting off progressive zeitgeists, these businesses usually aren't SJWs but are simply profiting off of it
2: anybody who isn't a reactionary at this point.
The SJW rabbithole is deep and big. You can feel free to research the kind of places these terms come from originally.
I believe Yahtzee said it best. "I'm a multi billion dollar corporation and we are being oppressed!" It really does come off as a sleazy business tactic to deflect criticism and gain idiots to join your side. I believe Mike from RLM coined the term "Corporate Diversity" which I think fits modern entertainment today.
I was so high with Griff earlier that I actually wondered why I couldn’t follow myself
The new Photoshop interface is dogshit. Are they just paying their people per change made?
This is what I get for switching to Creative Cloud.
Wat. I’m so glad I don’t use PhotoShop now.
I'm a Paint.net pleb.
Being a graphic designer is when you recognize freepik assets on Professional promotional material and laugh about it with a single tear.
It astounds me sometimes, how - with all the expertise that exists, those who want to hire it - don't know where to even look, and end up hiring people who *are not* experts
I can spot Flaticon and Freepik vectors from a mile away now.
I mean they are okay for quick mock ups and the like, but on official government audiovisual material? Are you insane? Altho this new Government is giftedly incompetent so it doesn't surprise me at this point.