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  1. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    Every time I think of the line "Make Outworld Great Again" I die a little inside.
    1. TorontRayne
      TorontRayne
      Make Oddworld Great Again.
      Jul 22, 2019 at 9:14 PM
  2. Maxfallen
    Maxfallen
    Advictoriam my brothers
    1. Pwener
      Pwener
      Sorry newbie but Fallout 4 is trash and scarcely has any defenders here if any.
      Jul 22, 2019 at 6:23 PM
  3. alec
    alec
    Worked in the garden this afternoon. Took my t-shirt off for about an hour. Sunburnt like a goddamn lobster.
    1. TorontRayne
      TorontRayne
      You gotta take it one step at a time. Like a large dick in your ass. I worked in the garden yesterday by setting fire to weeds that were attempting to overgrow my melons.
      Jul 22, 2019 at 6:38 PM
  4. RangerBoo
    RangerBoo
    Had a feminist tell me that the future is childless women. I have no idea how that is possible. :/
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    2. TorontRayne
      TorontRayne
      In the future everyone will be dead.
      Jul 22, 2019 at 6:38 PM
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    3. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      @Pwener in the past everyone was homosexual. We called them Ancient Greeks. They adapted and became straight. Such is life.
      Jul 22, 2019 at 7:35 PM
    4. Pwener
      Pwener
      @AureliusofPhoenix Don't forget they also championed pedophilia. Gosh, what an enlightened people.
      Jul 22, 2019 at 8:35 PM
  5. RangerBoo
    RangerBoo
    Guess with the new Lady Thor the twats on Twitter will have a new "Yas! Slay Queen!" After their previous one turned into a murdering tyrant
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    2. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Dany turning into a psychopath is a perfect metaphor for modern feminism.
      Jul 21, 2019 at 9:53 PM
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    3. RangerBoo
      RangerBoo
      Oh, that was glorious. The comments on Twitter when that happened were comedy gold. I was in stitches from laughter a good few weeks after that.
      Jul 22, 2019 at 7:37 AM
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  6. Maxfallen
    Maxfallen
    New In NMA
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    2. Maxfallen
      Maxfallen
      THX
      Jul 21, 2019 at 8:50 PM
    3. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Welcome, man. Good luck lol
      Jul 21, 2019 at 9:55 PM
    4. RangerBoo
      RangerBoo
      Welcome! Enjoy your stay!
      Jul 22, 2019 at 7:39 AM
  7. R.Graves
    R.Graves
    What the fuck why is eight legged freaks not on Blu-ray?
    1. alec
      alec
      'Cause it wasn't very successful? I had totally forgotten about the movie until you mentioned it. Doesn't it feature a young Scarlett Johansson?
      Jul 21, 2019 at 1:41 PM
    2. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Yeah. And tons upon tons of unsuccessful movies are on bluray
      Jul 21, 2019 at 7:12 PM
    3. Pwener
      Pwener
      Just checked and The Room is indeed on bluray.
      Jul 22, 2019 at 4:40 AM
  8. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    Gypsy Woman by Anarbor might be my favorite song.
  9. Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Today is Colombia's Independence day... No idea indepence from what exactly.
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    2. Pwener
      Pwener
      Time for the revolución!
      Jul 20, 2019 at 10:36 PM
    3. Richwizard
      Richwizard
      The rest of the world isn't paying any attention because of that moon thing that happened.
      Jul 20, 2019 at 11:52 PM
    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Ah, Kubrik's master piece. ;)
      Jul 21, 2019 at 12:01 AM
  10. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Binging "Bondi Resque", man... even if I had muscles and knew how to swim better than a drowning crow - I couldn't do that shit...
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    2. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I don't get it! Some people have to be resqued immediately after being resqued, they just WADE right back in - RIGHT BACK!!! And nothing deters them - red flags, signs, fucking skull and bones, NOTHING, just "You will DIE" "okay :0"
      Jul 20, 2019 at 6:37 PM
    3. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Also, tourists - around the world - are the fucking worst. If you're ever a tourist, fuck you, because you're probably a fucking nightmare to everyone.
      Jul 20, 2019 at 6:38 PM
    4. alec
      alec
      I had to google 'Bondi Rescue' to realize that you are wasting your life.
      Jul 20, 2019 at 8:33 PM
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  11. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    Polish dill pickles are better than kosher dill pickles. Fite me
  12. Walpknut
    Walpknut
    People worried about Faceapp stealing their data... while having Facebook, Twitter, Whatsapp and a smart phone connected to google.
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    2. Yamu
      Yamu
      Butbutbut... Faceapp is owned by RUSSIA! They commit atrocities! Those other companies only *share data with and willingly oblige* states that commit atrocities!
      Jul 20, 2019 at 11:09 AM
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  13. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    As much as I bitch about Google translate, its biggest sin is probably to leave a word untranslated if it cannot find a translation -
    1. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      - without indicating that that be the case, leaving an impression that it *has* translated a word, and that it simply happens to be the same in the other language.
      Jul 19, 2019 at 4:38 PM
    2. alec
      alec
      It's just a really funny app. Er hangt een klonter schijterij aan mijn gekoeketiende lul --> There's a lump of shit on my cuckoo-fucked dick. 'Gekoeketiend' means 'covered in red spots'. :)
      Jul 19, 2019 at 6:16 PM
  14. Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Some psycho set fire to a Kyoto Animation studio and killed 33 people over a delusion that they ripped off some made up catchphrase of his.
    1. Pwener
      Pwener
      Damn weebs...
      Jul 20, 2019 at 10:16 PM
  15. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Ugh, it's so hot here, but if I open doors or windows, all the bugs are gonna be all "CAVE :o better explore!"
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    3. alec
      alec
      You do realize that to keep it cold inside, you have to keep everything shut during the day, right? You only open windows and doors when Ra, to whom we bow in gratitude, is sailing on the Mesektet and travels to the land of darkness. The bugs are most likely the lost souls of atheists and child molesters.
      Jul 19, 2019 at 6:05 PM
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    4. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Makes sense
      Jul 19, 2019 at 6:12 PM
    5. Crni Vuk
      Crni Vuk
      Alec just gave away the plot of the movie Gods of Egypt.
      Jul 19, 2019 at 7:18 PM
  16. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    Ya boi took too much lithium (or had too little water) and is now sick, has a nosebleed, and can’t see straight. Awesome.
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    2. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      *slap!*
      Open your eyes!
      :V

      Yeah, that was an overdose-joke, you're fine though, yes? D:
      Jul 19, 2019 at 10:54 AM
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    3. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I’m ok now
      Jul 19, 2019 at 11:35 AM
    4. alec
      alec
      The symptoms you describe, make me think 'malignant brain tumor'. Of course, I don't have any medical background whatsoever, but when my aunt Claudine was choking on a croquette last Christmas, guess who saved her? Yeah. Just saying.
      Jul 19, 2019 at 5:51 PM
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  17. R.Graves
    R.Graves
    Mfw military training right next to my house (literally the backyard) from 8:00pm to 1:30am with helicopters and explosions and sim gunfire
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    2. RangerBoo
      RangerBoo
      I also get the army and airforce guys training around where I am at. Can hear explosion from miles away and their copters going back and forth from the main base and the same airstrip in the next time over.
      Jul 19, 2019 at 5:36 AM
    3. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      You should reenact the weird confused local, who will wander up to them with offerings of hot tea
      Jul 19, 2019 at 10:47 AM
  18. RangerBoo
    RangerBoo
    Noooo! Current, uncreative, preachy and crappy Hollywood is making a Top Gun sequel! I can only imagine how awful it would be!
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    3. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      The original Top Gun was an example of the second option, but we loved it for it. But if they do the same thing twice it won’t be a fun movie to watch with your gay tinder date anymore but just embarrassing (yes I speak from experience)
      Jul 19, 2019 at 1:22 AM
    4. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      They should do a proper jump-crotch-bump. They almost never do that in movies anymore
      Jul 19, 2019 at 1:22 AM
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    5. Alphons
      Alphons
      I'd watch movie like Top Gun, but with ladies. "You can be my winggurl anytime".
      Jul 19, 2019 at 10:03 PM
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  19. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    What the fuck no one told me smoking would affect my ability to breathe *sarcasm, for those who can’t figure out the obvious*
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    2. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      One thing I never was able to do - is to smoke a cigar correctly. I can't not inhale, and... you kind of shouldn't, right? But I dunno... I only tried once or twice ever, it looks so manly though, to puff a cigar like it's no biggie
      Jul 18, 2019 at 6:14 PM
    3. Richwizard
      Richwizard
      I grew up with two smoking parents. I was never interested in starting and I never got used to the smoke and the smell. Even the smoke from incense burns my eyes too much.
      Jul 19, 2019 at 6:08 AM
    4. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I started smoking in high school, to both cope with the pain of existing on this Earth and because I found I liked the taste, the burning sensation in my mouth, etc.

      As time went on I found my Taoist-Pagan religion thing and stopped smoking as much, but still did; now it hurts to breathe lel
      Jul 19, 2019 at 6:11 AM
  20. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    Adobe Premiere files take a very inconvenient amount of time to upload