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Every time I think of the line "Make Outworld Great Again" I die a little inside.
Make Oddworld Great Again.
Advictoriam my brothers
Sorry newbie but Fallout 4 is trash and scarcely has any defenders here if any.
Worked in the garden this afternoon. Took my t-shirt off for about an hour. Sunburnt like a goddamn lobster.
You gotta take it one step at a time. Like a large dick in your ass. I worked in the garden yesterday by setting fire to weeds that were attempting to overgrow my melons.
Had a feminist tell me that the future is childless women. I have no idea how that is possible. :/
In the future everyone will be dead.
@Pwener in the past everyone was homosexual. We called them Ancient Greeks. They adapted and became straight. Such is life.
@AureliusofPhoenix Don't forget they also championed pedophilia. Gosh, what an enlightened people.
Guess with the new Lady Thor the twats on Twitter will have a new "Yas! Slay Queen!" After their previous one turned into a murdering tyrant
Dany turning into a psychopath is a perfect metaphor for modern feminism.
Oh, that was glorious. The comments on Twitter when that happened were comedy gold. I was in stitches from laughter a good few weeks after that.
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Welcome, man. Good luck lol
Welcome! Enjoy your stay!
What the fuck why is eight legged freaks not on Blu-ray?
'Cause it wasn't very successful? I had totally forgotten about the movie until you mentioned it. Doesn't it feature a young Scarlett Johansson?
Yeah. And tons upon tons of unsuccessful movies are on bluray
Just checked and The Room is indeed on bluray.
Gypsy Woman by Anarbor might be my favorite song.
Today is Colombia's Independence day... No idea indepence from what exactly.
Time for the revolución!
The rest of the world isn't paying any attention because of that moon thing that happened.
Ah, Kubrik's master piece. ;)
Binging "Bondi Resque", man... even if I had muscles and knew how to swim better than a drowning crow - I couldn't do that shit...
I don't get it! Some people have to be resqued immediately after being resqued, they just WADE right back in - RIGHT BACK!!! And nothing deters them - red flags, signs, fucking skull and bones, NOTHING, just "You will DIE" "okay :0"
Also, tourists - around the world - are the fucking worst. If you're ever a tourist, fuck you, because you're probably a fucking nightmare to everyone.
I had to google 'Bondi Rescue' to realize that you are wasting your life.
Polish dill pickles are better than kosher dill pickles. Fite me
People worried about Faceapp stealing their data... while having Facebook, Twitter, Whatsapp and a smart phone connected to google.
Butbutbut... Faceapp is owned by RUSSIA! They commit atrocities! Those other companies only *share data with and willingly oblige* states that commit atrocities!
As much as I bitch about Google translate, its biggest sin is probably to leave a word untranslated if it cannot find a translation -
- without indicating that that be the case, leaving an impression that it *has* translated a word, and that it simply happens to be the same in the other language.
It's just a really funny app. Er hangt een klonter schijterij aan mijn gekoeketiende lul --> There's a lump of shit on my cuckoo-fucked dick. 'Gekoeketiend' means 'covered in red spots'. :)
Some psycho set fire to a Kyoto Animation studio and killed 33 people over a delusion that they ripped off some made up catchphrase of his.
Ugh, it's so hot here, but if I open doors or windows, all the bugs are gonna be all "CAVE :o better explore!"
You do realize that to keep it cold inside, you have to keep everything shut during the day, right? You only open windows and doors when Ra, to whom we bow in gratitude, is sailing on the Mesektet and travels to the land of darkness. The bugs are most likely the lost souls of atheists and child molesters.
Alec just gave away the plot of the movie Gods of Egypt.
Ya boi took too much lithium (or had too little water) and is now sick, has a nosebleed, and can’t see straight. Awesome.
Open your eyes!
Yeah, that was an overdose-joke, you're fine though, yes? D:
I’m ok now
The symptoms you describe, make me think 'malignant brain tumor'. Of course, I don't have any medical background whatsoever, but when my aunt Claudine was choking on a croquette last Christmas, guess who saved her? Yeah. Just saying.
Mfw military training right next to my house (literally the backyard) from 8:00pm to 1:30am with helicopters and explosions and sim gunfire
I also get the army and airforce guys training around where I am at. Can hear explosion from miles away and their copters going back and forth from the main base and the same airstrip in the next time over.
You should reenact the weird confused local, who will wander up to them with offerings of hot tea
Noooo! Current, uncreative, preachy and crappy Hollywood is making a Top Gun sequel! I can only imagine how awful it would be!
The original Top Gun was an example of the second option, but we loved it for it. But if they do the same thing twice it won’t be a fun movie to watch with your gay tinder date anymore but just embarrassing (yes I speak from experience)
They should do a proper jump-crotch-bump. They almost never do that in movies anymore
I'd watch movie like Top Gun, but with ladies. "You can be my winggurl anytime".
What the fuck no one told me smoking would affect my ability to breathe *sarcasm, for those who can’t figure out the obvious*
One thing I never was able to do - is to smoke a cigar correctly. I can't not inhale, and... you kind of shouldn't, right? But I dunno... I only tried once or twice ever, it looks so manly though, to puff a cigar like it's no biggie
I grew up with two smoking parents. I was never interested in starting and I never got used to the smoke and the smell. Even the smoke from incense burns my eyes too much.
I started smoking in high school, to both cope with the pain of existing on this Earth and because I found I liked the taste, the burning sensation in my mouth, etc.
As time went on I found my Taoist-Pagan religion thing and stopped smoking as much, but still did; now it hurts to breathe lel
Adobe Premiere files take a very inconvenient amount of time to upload