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  1. Walpknut
    Walpknut
    People calling Invader Zim "Cal arts style". Everyone who utters those words unironically needs to be sterilized.
  2. Makta
    Makta
    Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice done, Great game but a bit repetitive when it comes to combat and puzzle.
  3. Makta
    Makta
    Was checking my steam "activation" list. Apperantly FNV was my 4th game i ever bought over there.
    1. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      That's an awesome coincidence; was the second I ever bought, after Fallout 3. NV was the best purchase I ever made, I believe.

      Well, maybe my dog was. Or college education. Or...

      NV is the 5th best purchase I ever made.
      Jul 23, 2019 at 5:10 PM
    2. Makta
      Makta
      I got F3 and 1-2 + tactics a month or 2 after even if i played them all before. But even if i love Fallout i have probably 10 "better" games in my library :)
      Jul 23, 2019 at 5:39 PM
    3. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      That's fair. Total War will always be my favorite franchise, Shogun 2 and Napoleon my favorite games in the series.
      Jul 23, 2019 at 5:45 PM
  4. Walpknut
    Walpknut
    What the fuck does "retro style gameplay" even mean?
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    2. Squadcar
      Squadcar
      Taking cover in games usually means it's gonna be boring.

      Make shooters arena again.
      Jul 23, 2019 at 8:48 PM
    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I hate how Marketing Tool speech has gotten so mainstream.
      Jul 23, 2019 at 9:26 PM
    4. TorontRayne
      TorontRayne
      I hate how mainstream is so mainstream.
      Jul 24, 2019 at 4:28 AM
  5. RangerBoo
    RangerBoo
    Bethesda hasn't really been marketing Wolfenstein Youngblood and have been mum about it. That isn't a good sign.
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    2. RangerBoo
      RangerBoo
      There is some theories. One is that they know the game isn't good so they are putting it under the rug or two, Fallout 76 broke them and now Bethesda is terrified of doing any press coverage.
      Jul 23, 2019 at 5:04 AM
    3. Richwizard
      Richwizard
      Loved the PS2 Return to Castle Wolfenstein with the extra levels. I thought the 2009 Wolfenstein game was pretty good. You could spend all that treasure to buy weapon upgrades on the black market. I've even replayed it recently. I also got Bugtheftsduh's first one; The New Order. Didn't like it as much. Not buying any more of their Wolfenstein after that.
      Jul 23, 2019 at 5:34 AM
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    4. BigGuyCIA
      Jul 23, 2019 at 6:42 PM
  6. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    Every time I think of the line "Make Outworld Great Again" I die a little inside.
    1. TorontRayne
      TorontRayne
      Make Oddworld Great Again.
      Jul 22, 2019 at 9:14 PM
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  7. Maxfallen
    Maxfallen
    Advictoriam my brothers
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    2. Pwener
      Pwener
      Anyone that sides with F4 period doesn't know what they're doing. No offense newbie.
      Jul 23, 2019 at 12:56 AM
    3. Ayelander
      Jul 23, 2019 at 2:59 AM
    4. Maxfallen
      Maxfallen
      AureliusofPhoenix Yeah i know what the do in fallout 4 But they are who can beat the institute and the enclave (okay with some help of the character of the fallout series)
      Jul 23, 2019 at 9:23 PM
  8. alec
    alec
    Worked in the garden this afternoon. Took my t-shirt off for about an hour. Sunburnt like a goddamn lobster.
    1. TorontRayne
      TorontRayne
      You gotta take it one step at a time. Like a large dick in your ass. I worked in the garden yesterday by setting fire to weeds that were attempting to overgrow my melons.
      Jul 22, 2019 at 6:38 PM
  9. RangerBoo
    RangerBoo
    Had a feminist tell me that the future is childless women. I have no idea how that is possible. :/
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    2. RangerBoo
      RangerBoo
      Having children is so outdated now! Cats and living the life of a irresponsible degenerate twat is where its at. These idiots think that technology will advance so much in the next decade or so that they will be able to live forever. No need to worry about a future generation. They will be the one and only generation. God help us.
      Jul 23, 2019 at 5:19 AM
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    3. RangerBoo
      RangerBoo
      @Pwener Twitter is a gold mine of stupid shit. Literally you can witness the decline of the human intellect by browsing Twitter. It doesn't help that these idiots circle jerk each other, conjugate like a virus and cry to Twitter and ban anyone that dares to voice their disagreement at them. Didn't think that their would be a worse platform then Tumblr.
      Jul 23, 2019 at 5:26 AM
    4. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      If they’re the one and only generation when science advances that far then gods help us all.
      Jul 23, 2019 at 2:54 PM
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  10. RangerBoo
    RangerBoo
    Guess with the new Lady Thor the twats on Twitter will have a new "Yas! Slay Queen!" After their previous one turned into a murdering tyrant
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    2. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Dany turning into a psychopath is a perfect metaphor for modern feminism.
      Jul 21, 2019 at 9:53 PM
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    3. RangerBoo
      RangerBoo
      Oh, that was glorious. The comments on Twitter when that happened were comedy gold. I was in stitches from laughter a good few weeks after that.
      Jul 22, 2019 at 7:37 AM
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  11. Maxfallen
    Maxfallen
    New In NMA
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    2. Maxfallen
      Maxfallen
      THX
      Jul 21, 2019 at 8:50 PM
    3. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Welcome, man. Good luck lol
      Jul 21, 2019 at 9:55 PM
    4. RangerBoo
      RangerBoo
      Welcome! Enjoy your stay!
      Jul 22, 2019 at 7:39 AM
  12. R.Graves
    R.Graves
    What the fuck why is eight legged freaks not on Blu-ray?
    1. alec
      alec
      'Cause it wasn't very successful? I had totally forgotten about the movie until you mentioned it. Doesn't it feature a young Scarlett Johansson?
      Jul 21, 2019 at 1:41 PM
    2. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Yeah. And tons upon tons of unsuccessful movies are on bluray
      Jul 21, 2019 at 7:12 PM
    3. Pwener
      Pwener
      Just checked and The Room is indeed on bluray.
      Jul 22, 2019 at 4:40 AM
  13. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    Gypsy Woman by Anarbor might be my favorite song.
  14. Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Today is Colombia's Independence day... No idea indepence from what exactly.
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    2. Pwener
      Pwener
      Time for the revolución!
      Jul 20, 2019 at 10:36 PM
    3. Richwizard
      Richwizard
      The rest of the world isn't paying any attention because of that moon thing that happened.
      Jul 20, 2019 at 11:52 PM
    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Ah, Kubrik's master piece. ;)
      Jul 21, 2019 at 12:01 AM
  15. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Binging "Bondi Resque", man... even if I had muscles and knew how to swim better than a drowning crow - I couldn't do that shit...
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    2. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I don't get it! Some people have to be resqued immediately after being resqued, they just WADE right back in - RIGHT BACK!!! And nothing deters them - red flags, signs, fucking skull and bones, NOTHING, just "You will DIE" "okay :0"
      Jul 20, 2019 at 6:37 PM
    3. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Also, tourists - around the world - are the fucking worst. If you're ever a tourist, fuck you, because you're probably a fucking nightmare to everyone.
      Jul 20, 2019 at 6:38 PM
    4. alec
      alec
      I had to google 'Bondi Rescue' to realize that you are wasting your life.
      Jul 20, 2019 at 8:33 PM
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  16. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    Polish dill pickles are better than kosher dill pickles. Fite me
  17. Walpknut
    Walpknut
    People worried about Faceapp stealing their data... while having Facebook, Twitter, Whatsapp and a smart phone connected to google.
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    2. Yamu
      Yamu
      Butbutbut... Faceapp is owned by RUSSIA! They commit atrocities! Those other companies only *share data with and willingly oblige* states that commit atrocities!
      Jul 20, 2019 at 11:09 AM
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  18. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    As much as I bitch about Google translate, its biggest sin is probably to leave a word untranslated if it cannot find a translation -
    1. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      - without indicating that that be the case, leaving an impression that it *has* translated a word, and that it simply happens to be the same in the other language.
      Jul 19, 2019 at 4:38 PM
    2. alec
      alec
      It's just a really funny app. Er hangt een klonter schijterij aan mijn gekoeketiende lul --> There's a lump of shit on my cuckoo-fucked dick. 'Gekoeketiend' means 'covered in red spots'. :)
      Jul 19, 2019 at 6:16 PM
  19. Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Some psycho set fire to a Kyoto Animation studio and killed 33 people over a delusion that they ripped off some made up catchphrase of his.
    1. Pwener
      Pwener
      Damn weebs...
      Jul 20, 2019 at 10:16 PM
  20. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Ugh, it's so hot here, but if I open doors or windows, all the bugs are gonna be all "CAVE :o better explore!"
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    3. alec
      alec
      You do realize that to keep it cold inside, you have to keep everything shut during the day, right? You only open windows and doors when Ra, to whom we bow in gratitude, is sailing on the Mesektet and travels to the land of darkness. The bugs are most likely the lost souls of atheists and child molesters.
      Jul 19, 2019 at 6:05 PM
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    4. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Makes sense
      Jul 19, 2019 at 6:12 PM
    5. Crni Vuk
      Crni Vuk
      Alec just gave away the plot of the movie Gods of Egypt.
      Jul 19, 2019 at 7:18 PM