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Ozrat · Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2003 20:57 Post subject: Iraqi Information Minister

Hey all,

I'm trying to find parodies of this guy. The only websites I've found about whats-his-name are news links. Please help me out, I'd love to have something about him hanging on a wall....

If you can't help me out, why not use this thread to discuss him? If he wasn't on "administrative leave" right now, I'm sure he would be telling the world how high the casualty rates are for the infidels compared to the minor paper-cut type wounds of the invincible Republican Guards!
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Killzig · Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2003 0:21 Post subject:

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Brother None · Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2003 0:28 Post subject:

The greatest site of all time

Roshambo · Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2003 4:01 Post subject:

Ozrat · Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2003 5:23 Post subject:

Wow, that IS the greatest site ever!

"I speak better English than this villain Bush"
"These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying"
"We will kill them all........most of them."
"they are nowhere near the airport ..they are lost in the desert...they can not read a compass...they are retarded."
Laughing

(pauses to wipe the tears of laughter from his eyes)
Thanks a lot! I'll definetly get a kick out of this for a while!

EDIT:
al-Sahafism
noun
The speech delivery method and mannerism of Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf where he
states a lie so defiantly that the listener begins to question whether it is himself or the speaker who is crazy.
Also
verb
al-Sahaf, al-Sahafed, al-Sahafing
To lie with the utmost defiance.
noun
al-Sahaf
A lie that is so unbelievable that it becomes a piece of fictional art.
Usage example:
Michael Jackson said in an interview that he had only one plastic surgery.
That was a good bit of al-Sahafism.
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Per is the bestest lizard
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Saint_Proverbius · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 18:53 Post subject:

The best one has to be:

"Yes, the american troops have advanced further. This will only make it easier for us to defeat them"

You just have to love this guy's moxie.

"When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfathers of Blair and little Bush were scratching around in caves"

While this is somewhat true, but while we were inventing calculus and Shakespeare was writing his works, they were "scratching around in caves", too.
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JJ86 · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 19:27 Post subject:

Yep they had something going for them when they developed algebra, too bad they soon developed alcohol and decided to just get drunk all of the time instead of doing anything more meaningful...

Jinxed · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 21:51 Post subject:

It's really no wonder why this happened.
Interplay should give him a job.

"FOPOS is selling by the millions, Interplay is making money and is back on track, Fallout 3 is in production."

"Charles Cuevas is a genius."
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JJ86 · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 1:44 Post subject:

Jacen · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 7:02 Post subject:

The American troops haven't conquered Bagdad

*An American tank drives by in the background*

No American troops have been seen so far