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Mikey · Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 8:10 Post subject:

Thanks, Patric Tewart.

Wasps nested in the attic above my bedroom and came in through a hole in the ceiling inside on of my cupboards. Took us a while to work out where they were (I just woke up with stings every morning with nary a sign of the little buggers - ninja wasps...), but once we did there was nothing more satisfying than jabbing the hoover up to said ceiling hole and watching them get sucked to their death.

I hate wasps.
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verevoof · Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 0:56 Post subject:

I haven't had fast food in well over a decade. On Monday, Mother bought me a Five Guys cheeseburger. It was okay, nothing great. But since then I can't stop thinking about that greasy sandwich of beef and cheese. Tuesday I couldn't take it anymore and went back and got myself another. Fast food two days in a row... deplorable. I've sworn off them since, no need to develop a habit.

It is my sworn belief that they put something in those cheeseburgers... it's messing with my mind.

Kilus · Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 1:03 Post subject:

It's called fat and salt.
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Dirk Magirk · Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 1:03 Post subject:

Those Five Guys burgers are addicting, 'tis true - and the heapings of french fries they give you, good god. Fried potato party.
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verevoof · Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 1:07 Post subject:

I felt like I'd somehow entered an eating contest with the amount of fries they give you.

Dirk Magirk · Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 6:25 Post subject:

I had a burger from a local chain (voted best burger in Vancouver every year for well over a decade), Vera's Burger Shack, the other day after a bit of pitch & putt in the sun, and man..... they make such good burgers. If anyone here is ever in Vancouver, search out a Vera's and gorge yourself - they are just so damn good.
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clercqer · Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:20 Post subject:

Makagulfazel · Orderite Joined: 14 Jun 2007 Posts: 4744 Status: Offline

When people are like, "Oh man, I told you that before," I just humbly take one on the chin, blaming my brain's inability to save every memory. But when your significant other is like, "Oh yeah, remember? We can't go on that important event you've been obligated to attend for months now because a conflict I told you about came up a couple of weeks ago," and I don't have any recollection, I call bullshit.
I had to give up going to a Rush concert with my dad(Father's day present) for some fucking wedding where we "should" gift more than $60(our normal), but fuck* this. I'm going to the lake without the extra baggage, niggas!

*lol, anal
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mobucks · Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:28 Post subject:

that sucks Rush kicks ass.
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Jebus · Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 7:40 Post subject:

Dude, fucking weddings. I'm so goddamn motherfucking tired of weddings. I must've went to over thirty weddings in the last two years, and the mere thought of going to another one makes me angry.
Same with babies. I hate being in my late twenties, everybody is getting married and having children - and it's becoming a huge drag and expense for me.

Wooz · Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 12:50 Post subject:

You know you're not actually *forced* to attend them or to buy expensive gifts, right?

Weddings are supposed to be fun, not huge disappointments to the tunes of bad music and bland cake.
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Jebus · Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 13:47 Post subject:

What? Of course I am. People have been shot dead in the street of Belgium for much, much less.

Also, the bad music is actually on of the few things I can still enjoy at weddings. Three things are true of most weddings: a) the music is bad, b) there's always some older people dancing ridiculously bad and c) the people there are a mix of close friends/family and complete strangers. That means that at weddings, you have the sole opportunity to dance any way you want to to music you otherwise would'nt want to be caught dead listening to. You can also try all those dumb dance moves you've thought of doing but couldn't. There's always someone dancing worse than whatever you can do, plus you can blame it on the alcohol and over-eating. It's glorious.

Crni Vuk · Orderite Joined: 26 Nov 2008 Posts: 13476 Status: Offline

dunno. I love weddings. Lots of food there.

But when I think about it ... yugoslavian weddings are ... cool. They last for several days. Everyone is drunk. Everyone pretends to be your friend (to get back to bickering after the wedding is over) and as said. Lots of food.

clercqer · Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 19:44 Post subject:

I had a lapdance from one of my GF's hot friends at a wedding once... In plain view of her and everyone there and she didn't mind one bit... I guess Jebus isn't the only one trying out new dance moves on those occasions. I'm not complaining.
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Kilus · Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 0:53 Post subject:

To be fair all of the weddings Jebus attends have subtitles.
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Daimyo · Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 7:39 Post subject:

So yesterday was the D-day for our second child. No birth yet though.

Crossing fingers here Smile

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Kilus · Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 20:19 Post subject:

Man, looking stuff up on the Internet can be bad. I had a cold and went to the chemist for like some Pseudoephedrine. Only now like 5 days later I look this stuff up and they sent me home with a placebo, and now that I know it's a placebo it won't work. And if I want something that is a actual decongestant I have to be put on some Government database. What is the fucking point of modern society when you have to jump through hoops to get a decongestant?
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Dirk Magirk · Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 23:44 Post subject:

Dead Guy · Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 23:59 Post subject:

Dear Guise, Boston is p cool. At least where I've been so far. Might be one of my fav american cities so far. Tomorrow is road trip to the north day and then we're going to NYC for a few days. C U L8R LOL!
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Kilus · Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 3:24 Post subject:

Go and kill LR for not posting.
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