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Richwizard · Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 21:32 Post subject:

Jello shooters and hangover or classic Twilight Zone insomnia? I'll take Rod Serling, thank you.
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DammitBoy · Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 2:52 Post subject:

I'm already perfect, so I don't need to make any resolutions.
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Pipboy2000 · Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 6:59 Post subject:

All I heard was "violate kitchen appliances" and I thought of my freshman year of college - my friend actually slept in a refrigerator and the next day he was all like, "I came so hard inside that Whirlpool."

He soooo violated that kitchen appliance.

Dangerous, that crazy mofo. What if none of us woke up to let him out of the fridge?
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Dirk Magirk · Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 7:56 Post subject:

For Christmas I got a journal from my grandparents, my first entry goes as follows:

December 31st 2011

I've just had the most favourable bath - having been many a year since I'd had a bath as opposed to a shower, it was quite enjoyable. It is New Years Eve and I feel somewhat strange, indeed this is very much due to my day at work - a miserable beast indeed - details left vague and confusing, because in the end it was just minor generalities, and nothing worth special mention. Whilst enjoying my previously aforementioned bath I came to the final conclusion that my life must change, really no resolute decisions have I come to aside from being a calmer, more understanding person, though I do find that to be a difficult task - I find myself growing more bitter by the day. Regardless of my near decade long descent into anger, worry, bitterness, and hate, I hope to garnish my realistic hardened parts with the young, ever hopeful, comedic, joyous parts of myself. Some claim that this will be the end year of man, the final of the human race - preying upon common general trends and deeply embedded human fears some may seek to seize power and subvert causes to their own means. I end this year on a optimistic note.... though current my mind draws blank.

- A

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generalissimofurioso · Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 8:59 Post subject:

And I thought Voof's hand was sexy.

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. (or however you spell that wolf growl)
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Crni Vuk · Orderite Joined: 26 Nov 2008 Posts: 13646 Status: Offline

maybe its not his hand ...

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Pipboy2000 · Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 15:56 Post subject:

You write like me.

Handwriting wise.
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TorontRayne · Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 21:16 Post subject:

I thought about making a resolution to quit procrastinating, but I put it off until next year.
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Farmerk · Orderite Joined: 30 Mar 2009 Posts: 3401 Status: Offline

Fell off the smoking abstinence wagon during the holidays, made a resolution to not smoke again ever until I die. Currently hanging off the edge of the wagon by my teeth but still on this bitch. To hell with nicotine, that's this year's motto.

And I'm going to try to read through my bookshelf, which has more pristine spines than an army of yoga instructors. Read a book to finish, play a vidgy gaem to finish, that's exactly how my free time is going to play out.
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McRae · Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 1:19 Post subject:

Tonight, I smoked a cigar and drank some armagnac and thought to myself that this year is gonna be as absurd as the last one.
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Pipboy2000 · Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:11 Post subject:

verevoof · Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:21 Post subject:

Pretty sure not picking up another smoking habit is more healthy.

Stick with it, Farmerk.
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Pipboy2000 · Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:29 Post subject:

Cannabis is healthier smoke than tobacco. the herbal smoke doesn't cause cancer like the tobaccy.
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generalissimofurioso · Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:33 Post subject:

Smoke is smoke dude.

It's not healthy to breathe in smoke, kills the cilia and damages the various membranes.
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Courier · Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 7:29 Post subject:

But it looks so cool.

Dirk Magirk · Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 7:29 Post subject:

Cilia grow back. But yeah, on the whole smoke inhalation of any kind isn't what you want - go vaporizer if this is a worry, which I suppose it really should be. That being said, it has been a long week and I'm going to smoke a large bowl of cannabis and get into the shower.

That hot bath I had yesterday was phenomenal.
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verevoof · Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 21:44 Post subject:

A little population reduction never hurt anyone.
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