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TorontRayne · Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 21:42 Post subject: Mother knows best.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2163376/Mistie-Atkinson-Mom-sex-tape-son-16-claims-just-case-genetic-attraction.html?ICO=most_read_module

A woman who made a sex tape with her teenage son after they were reunited after 15 years apart claims their relationship was not incest - but a case of 'genetic attraction'.

Why am I slightly aroused? Discuss.
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SkuLL · Orderite Joined: 06 Sep 2009 Posts: 3914 Status: Offline

She's a duck-faced pedophile.

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Hoxie · Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:34 Post subject:

Dragula · Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:43 Post subject:

I'd hit it.
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clercqer · Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 13:02 Post subject:

Don't we all secretly want to do our moms?

What?
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alec · Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 13:57 Post subject:

She has no eyebrows. Eeewww...
Great blowjob lips though.
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Brother None · Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 14:29 Post subject:

She looks like a typical camwhore really. Doable, sure, but...uh...not so much if it's your mother. Pretty disturbing! Though apparently not so for a bunch of you sickos.

Sicblades · Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 14:33 Post subject:

Eh, I wouldn't hit it.

Even less so if she was my mom - but I do agree with alec, them lips look made for cocksucking.
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Sam Ecorners · Orderite Joined: 23 Jan 2007 Posts: 1109 Status: Offline

Jesus fucking Christ, did ya'll follow the link? the only thing i'd hit her with is a crowbar.
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Kilus · Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 15:44 Post subject:

Why would I follow a link to the Daily Mail Sam?
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Sam Ecorners · Orderite Joined: 23 Jan 2007 Posts: 1109 Status: Offline

To look at photos of this MILF
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.Pixote. · Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 15:51 Post subject:

This thread will definitely flush Alec out, give it time... Look

I'd do her, though it appears she lives in slum. Slum-Mum.

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Sam Ecorners · Orderite Joined: 23 Jan 2007 Posts: 1109 Status: Offline

slumdog mumionaire
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Buxbaum666 · Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 16:12 Post subject:

Seriously

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Dirk Magirk · Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 22:05 Post subject:

And welcome to another fun exciting episode of "Stick Your Head in a Gas Oven or Get a Blowjob from the Bridge Troll!" Little Johnny, you're up!
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clercqer · Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:10 Post subject:

In all this, I can't help but what wonder what the dude feels about it...
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Sander · Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:33 Post subject:

Viliny · Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:15 Post subject:

Did anyone else notice the humongous ass and arms?
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iii · Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 13:03 Post subject:

So how many years of jail would a FATHER have gotten?