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Jebus · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 18:37 Post subject: So, Luke...

I've been feeling bad for hours now.

I mean, I wasn't supposed to beat you. How the hell did that happen?
You're clearly a way funnier and nicer guy than me, if anyone deserves to be in second round it's got to be you. I mean, I can only think of mean things to say - you're actually witty and original.
I'd personally much prefer to see a battle containing you than a battle cotaining me. It'd be way better.
Somehow, the competitive spirit got to me and I lost sight of the fact that I'm not supposed to win against you. I feel dirty and unworthy.

So, I hereby oficially relinquish my place in second round to Luke. Consider my own vote (which was for myself - shamefull) hereby turned to a vote for Luke (which I should've done in the first place); and the deserved winner of round one hence Luke.

That is all.

PS: Luke - you didn't kill yourself, did you? :-/

Brother None · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 21:35 Post subject:

You can't actually forfeit. At least, not at this point.

Now go campaign.

Yamu · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 21:51 Post subject:

Survivor's guilt, Jeebs. It never gets any easier. BN should've trounced me handily in '09 and that knowledge keeps me up nights to this day, polishing my imaginary trophy with very real tears. There's really nothing you can do but consume his spirit to gain his powers and fight on in his name and the name of all the crushed corpses the unbending will of the Thunderdome forces you to leave in your wake.
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Brother None · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 22:05 Post subject:

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Pipboy2000 · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 22:48 Post subject:

This thread is awesome.

I love the brotherly love.
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Candlejack · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 22:52 Post subject:

The BDSM ordeal will forever be stuck in my mind. I see it only fitting that Jebus put an end to the dirtyness before it evolved! Although I do expect threads to come from that in a near future Luke!
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Mikey · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 23:05 Post subject:

Man the fuck up Jebus and carry on.

Anyway, Luke likes a good beating. HA
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Candlejack · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 23:39 Post subject:

It's not so funny when Luke gags you up and make you clean his kitchen!
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verevoof · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 23:40 Post subject:

...

I'll be in my bunk.
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Crni Vuk · Orderite Joined: 26 Nov 2008 Posts: 13481 Status: Offline

for second I thought it was "I'll be drunk".

But thats impossible.

Yamu · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 23:50 Post subject:

[Certain words seem to set her off.] Rose... Room... Running... Riding crop...
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Jebus · Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:36 Post subject:

He still hasn't showed up, tho'.

I guess it's safe to assume he's dead now.

Man, I'll miss the guy. He was easily the coolest of us all.

I mean, damn: his name is bloody synonymous with being a great guy!

Tagaziel · Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:17 Post subject:

Candlejack · Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:46 Post subject:

What the fuck is that?! Elastrator? Somehow I already know I don't want to know the answer to that

add: ok I have now googled. Mad

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Jebus · Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 14:48 Post subject:

Oh goddamnit. GODDAMN IT.

I just spent half an hour printing off a picture of Luke, putting it in a wooden, black photoframe, making a small black band to go over the side, lighting three candles and putting a single red rose in front of it - all the while giggling like a little girl.

ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT MY G/F TOOK THE CAMERA WITH HER TO PRAGUE!

I'm such a goddamn idiot. Another half hour of my 'productive' time wasted.

iii · Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 16:48 Post subject: