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alec
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alec

Stuck In The Middle With You, Male, from Belgium

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Worked in the garden this afternoon. Took my t-shirt off for about an hour. Sunburnt like a goddamn lobster. Jul 22, 2019

alec was last seen:
Aug 19, 2019 at 9:50 PM
    1. alec
      alec
      Worked in the garden this afternoon. Took my t-shirt off for about an hour. Sunburnt like a goddamn lobster.
      Jul 22, 2019
      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        You gotta take it one step at a time. Like a large dick in your ass. I worked in the garden yesterday by setting fire to weeds that were attempting to overgrow my melons.
        Jul 22, 2019
    2. alec
      alec
      MAD magazine is pretty much calling it quits. I still have the (Dutch) copies I bought as a kid. Everything I care for just disappears.
      Jul 5, 2019
      1. Crni Vuk, TorontRayne and The Dopamine Cleric like this.
      2. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        I read this in new news yesterday. It calls for a moment of silence while we re-read old beloved issues.
        Jul 5, 2019
      3. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        It's a sign that the world needs to end.
        Jul 6, 2019
        alec likes this.
      4. Risewild
        Risewild
        It's because the world turned into a real MAD magazine...
        Jul 7, 2019
    3. alec
      alec
      Went to a flea market today and found a copy of Sanitarium for €1. I didn't need it, but for that price, I couldn't just walk away either.
      Jun 29, 2019
      2. Pwener
        Pwener
        I'd buy that for a dollar.
        Jun 29, 2019
    4. Dirk Magirk
      Dirk Magirk
      Did the HIV finally claim you? RIP.
      May 9, 2017
      1. TorontRayne likes this.
      2. lolpop109
        lolpop109
        HIV will kill us all eventually
        May 9, 2017
    5. alec
      alec
      My girlfriend's anal prolapse bears an uncanny resemblance to a rose. Until you smell it. Then it's just a piece of colon with a musky odor.
      Nov 28, 2016
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      2. lolpop109
        lolpop109
        Man what its like to be you right now
        Nov 28, 2016
      3. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Stop fucking in the ass so much.
        Nov 28, 2016
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    6. alec
      alec
      I was at the hospital today and I overheard a nurse say: "You know that cup you thought was tea? It was urine." How did she know that?
      Nov 18, 2016
      1. R.Graves and lolpop109 like this.
      2. Vergil
        Vergil
        Kinky
        Nov 18, 2016
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    7. alec
      alec
      Man, vaginas can really reek. It's like that Bean Boozled challenge: sometimes it tastes like watermelon, sometimes it tastes like boogers.
      Oct 13, 2016
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      2. Kadscaner
        Kadscaner
        I'm dying in my Art History class because of this post.
        Oct 13, 2016
      3. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Not sure what boogers taste like. Must be one of those european things.
        Oct 13, 2016
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    8. alec
      alec
      Quaffer Man, Quaffer Man/does whatever a Quaffer Man can./Can he quaffer in your mouth?/Yes, he can 'cause he's the man!
      Sep 16, 2016
    9. alec
      alec
      So look out for the Quaffer Man/and close the zipper on his pants!
      Sep 16, 2016
    10. alec
      alec
      Mr Googly/bring me some cream/make it the stickiest that I've ever seen/gimme your teat and gimme your quaffer/it'll be like a dirty shower
      Sep 14, 2016
      1. PlanHex and Crni Vuk like this.
      2. Erich van Loon
        Erich van Loon
        Put that with emoji. iPhone emoji.
        Sep 14, 2016
    11. alec
      alec
      Anyone aching for some fresh quaffer? Anyone wanna milk my hairy udder? PM me your stats and a dickpic and maybe we can meet.
      Sep 14, 2016
    12. alec
      alec
      So ... Anyone been to Syria lately? I hear all the men have left so it should be pretty easy to score some pussy over there.
      Sep 14, 2016
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      2. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Why do you think the Syrians left in the first place?
        Sep 14, 2016
    13. alec
      alec
      I know it sounds tempting, but trust me when I tell you to never put a tie-wrap around your nutsack. Rubberbands are okay, but no tie-wraps.
      Sep 14, 2016
    14. alec
      alec
      I've overheard some people saying that Sander is now called Sandra and that he or rather she only charges 50 bucks for a buttfuck.
      Sep 14, 2016
    15. alec
      alec
      When you jerk off with Elmer's Glue instead of body lotion, it'll look like your penis belongs in an episode of The Walking Dead.
      Sep 14, 2016
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