Alphons
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Alphons

National Beholder, Male, 18

Abolish the patriarchy!!! Instead of fighting for women's rights in Middle East, we'll cast a woman as new Bond! That'll show them! Jul 14, 2019 at 9:45 PM

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    1. Alphons
      Alphons
      Abolish the patriarchy!!! Instead of fighting for women's rights in Middle East, we'll cast a woman as new Bond! That'll show them!
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      2. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        Hollywood is really out of ideas. As someone who comes from a minority family on my mothers side, I find it kind of insulting and racist that Hollywood just race swaps characters instead of putting time and creativity in making new characters and expects to get praise for their laziness from twits on Twatter.
        Jul 15, 2019 at 9:56 AM
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      3. alec
        alec
        I bet she's gonna kick the living daylights out of white blokes twice her size while wearing stiletto heels, spouting things like 'This nigga just made you her bitch!' or 'Funny it takes a black woman to make MI6 great again.' It's gonna be fucking awesome.
        Jul 15, 2019 at 9:49 PM
      4. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        Who does this appeal too? "Progressive" twats on Twitter don't go see these movies in droves. Ghostbusters 2016 proved it. Women and blacks aren't going to see it if they had no interest in the franchise in the first place. Casting a black woman isn't going to change their minds. Hollywood keeps chasing this phantom audience while saying to themselves: "Am I out of touch? No! Its audiences that are wrong!"
        Jul 16, 2019 at 12:30 AM
    2. Alphons
      Alphons
      4 kids emptied their parents' bank account and spent 550£ on "surprise mechanics" in FIFA.
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      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Capitalism.
        Jul 9, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        The surprise was bankruptcy.
        Jul 10, 2019
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Imagine thinking that's fine at any age. Little shits should be flogged in the streets.
        Jul 10, 2019
    3. Alphons
      Alphons
      Suicide forest again! This time some prick uses a Youtuber that commited suicide in his clickbait video.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Hopefully idubbz will do a content cop on him. Don't know who he is but that's how I want to find out.
        Jul 2, 2019
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        The suicide forest is chosen by people because it's hard to find people there. Douchebag youtubers going into a thick forest hopin to find someone who took their lives for their videos are human trash.
        Jul 2, 2019
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Someone seriously made a Oujia board challenge video on Etika a fucking day after it was confirmed he commited suicide? That's just beyond trash.
        Jul 2, 2019
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    4. Alphons
      Alphons
      Finished ATOM. Hopefully they'll release Trudograd before the end of year.
    5. Alphons
      Alphons
      What did city in Wales did to get nuked in ATOM? It's called Bethesda.
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      2. Alphons
        Alphons
        In ATOM RPG there is a nuclear silo with one intact nuke. You can choose one of 3 destinations to nuke: Warner Springs in California, Malaysia or Bethesda in Wales.
        Jun 19, 2019
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      3. ironmask
        ironmask
        That's very cool.
        Jun 20, 2019
      4. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Oh gotchya, the wording was confusing in the original post.
        Jun 20, 2019
    6. Alphons
      Alphons
      Final version of New California will be released soon. They've added more content, rewritten some parts and hid most jokes behind WW.
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      2. Norzan
        Norzan
        It honestly sucks because there are some interesting stuff in that mod. But that whole player thing is just too much, it ruins everything.
        May 29, 2019
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      3. Alphons
        Alphons
        They mention rewriting and removing certain parts of the story, sadly no details. Might hit them up and ask about it.
        May 29, 2019
      4. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I avoided this because of the enemies that I hear showing up from Fallout 2 and nonsense. I didn't know anything about the clone stuff.
        May 29, 2019
    7. Alphons
      Alphons
      Had a fucking bomb alert at school just before exams. Pretty funny...
      1. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Damn. Like that FilthyFrank lifehacks video
        May 7, 2019
      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I work at a school and we had an intruder drill go off that I had no prior notice of. I was alone in a classroom working on a projector and I just locked the door and hid behind a protruding wall.
        May 8, 2019
    8. Alphons
      Alphons
      Matura exams started this week- maths today.
    9. Alphons
      Alphons
      Fun fact- Koopa Troopa means dead man's shit in Polish.
    10. Alphons
      Alphons
      So I just got my Geo test back and couldn't make out a teacher's comment on one of the tasks. When I asked her she told me that it says...
      1. Alphons
        Alphons
        HERESIES. Didn't know 40K was so popular.
        Mar 20, 2019
    11. Alphons
      Alphons
      Who's Chow Mendez and why do I get ads with him on every Youtube video?
      1. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        Sounds like a dog breed.
        Mar 19, 2019
    12. Alphons
      Alphons
      I always was a sucker for heist/ gangster movies. I kinda feel like I'm reaching the bottom of the bin. Could you recommend me some?
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        The movie is shot in a raw "tag along"-style, which I really enjoy. Some non-Norwegian viewers criticized the movie for its "lack of realism", but the movie retells real events detail by detail. The apparent absurdity at times reflects the real lack of preparation both from cops, as well as cluelessness by civilians
        Mar 13, 2019
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      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        If you've never seen Heat, fucking do it. It's a combination cop movie and gangster flick, and it's my favorite movie next to Fight Club and Full Metal Jacket.
        Mar 13, 2019
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      4. Alphons
        Alphons
        Thanks a lot. Haven't watched The Town or NOKAS so I'll definitely check them out. Last Man Standing and Road to Perdition were really good and Heat was brilliant.
        Mar 13, 2019
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    13. Alphons
      Alphons
      Playing Risen 3 for the first time. While it's not as awful like Arcania or Forsaken Gods it's still a far cry from their earlier games.
    14. Alphons
      Alphons
      Spending hours installing mods for Skyrim is a form of foreplay with Todd.
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    15. Alphons
      Alphons
      THQ Nordic bought Warhorse and rights to Kingdom Come. They'll apparently have large indenpendence from company.
    16. Alphons
      Alphons
      I wondered why are so many people excited about Blood... Then I played it in two sittings.
    17. Alphons
      Alphons
      EA's stocks had the biggest loss for over a decade after unveiling BFV sales numbers.
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        You don't know what real EDGE is until you leave the "7 years and up" section of the manga aisle.
        Feb 8, 2019
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        In my bookstore they’re arranged alphabetically
        Feb 8, 2019
      5. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        my local public library puts all manga and comics in the children's section regardless of content. which is... well batshit insane but whatever. i'm the only one that goes to the library anyways.
        Feb 8, 2019
    18. Alphons
      Alphons
      Bethesda- releases FO76 Players- why didn't you just release coop Skyrim Modders- release coop Skyrim
      1. Alphons
      2. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        If Bethesda can't make money off it they will kill it.
        Jan 18, 2019
    19. Alphons
      Alphons
      If you ever play Town of Salem don't use a name Pete Hines or you ask to get yourself lynched. Learned the hard way.
      1. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        What?
        Jan 16, 2019
      2. Risewild
        Risewild
        Ahahahah.
        I never thought of naming a character that.
        @RangerBoo Town of Salem is a multiplayer game, where factions try to be the last standing. It's a nice game, but I haven't played it in ages.
        Jan 17, 2019
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    20. Alphons
      Alphons
      "When we were creating FO76 I wanted to add something original to the universe. So I sat down and thought 'What if Draugr could use guns?' "
      1. Alphons
        Alphons
        FO76 Retrospective with Emil Pagliarulo- "Factions of West Virginia"
        Jan 10, 2019
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Truly a creative genius of this era.
        Jan 10, 2019
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    Sep 17, 2000 (Age: 18)
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