AureliusofPhoenix
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AureliusofPhoenix

Kahnum of Outworld and 4 INT Legionary, Male, 21, from Masstatustetts

I’m officially 21. Hooray. Aug 8, 2019

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    1. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I’m officially 21. Hooray.
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        If you were Eurotrash, you´d be celebrating your magical 3rd year of being allowed to buy alcohol.
        Aug 8, 2019
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      4. Alphons
        Alphons
        Happy birthday man!
        Aug 9, 2019
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      5. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Thanks everyone <3
        Aug 9, 2019
    2. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Total War Napoleon just shit itself and died when I besieged a settlement; I guess I was outnumbered so hard the game fucking crashed.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I played the original Rome Total War to death back in the day. The campaign is so nice and chill, untill it gets exponential-growthed to impossibility (like old strategy games tend to do some times), I´d then create single battles just to enjoy the spectacle and chaos and mayhem
        Aug 7, 2019
      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Rome Total War is still a masterpiece.

        “ThE eNeMy GeNeRaL iS bRoKeN; nOw He FLeEs ThE fiELd LiKe A cOwArD”
        Aug 7, 2019
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      4. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        AureliusofPhoenix "The Civil War questline in Skyrim destroyed my laptop for no good reason"

        That's actually a feature to promote realism. The next time you play, you will literally shit your pants all the time. Just like in real war.
        Aug 7, 2019
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    3. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Total War Empire: unfocused, long, and fun but flawed. Fans love it. Napoleon: Focused, long, fixes problems. Fans think it's too similar.
      1. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        A E S T H E T I C S
        Aug 5, 2019
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        ...apparently make more of a difference than I thought, because Napoleon is miles ahead of Empire.
        Aug 5, 2019
    4. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      When you realize that the Tokugawa Shogunate was humanity’s last golden age.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        It´s not gonna be about conquest and such. France, Britain are nuclear powers, and off limits. It is unlikely Russia will ever test their luck with Europe proper. However, they do like to chip European stability apart, for more bargaigning power. There´s interference everywhere.
        Aug 4, 2019
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        (They might do blood-less conquests of the smaller "buffer states" like the three little Baltics. They have allready secured Belarus, in their "Union of states" or what it´s called, and they have destabilized Ukraine sufficiently to keep them out of NATO)

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Union_State
        Aug 4, 2019
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      4. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        weeb
        Aug 5, 2019
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    5. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      What’s everyone’s favorite power armor? I gotta say, T-51b is classic, but Advanced Mark II is awesome
      1. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Midwestern BoS.
        Jul 28, 2019
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        Jul 28, 2019
      3. Gizmojunk
        Gizmojunk
        ADV MKII Power Armor.
        Jul 30, 2019
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    6. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Dead Rising was quality until 3. What is it with the third game in the series that makes video games go to shit?
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      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        You suck! Your opinion on games is less than adequate.
        Jul 27, 2019
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      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Here's the thing about opinions: they're all wrong unless they're mine.
        Jul 27, 2019
      4. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        You are wrong on so many levels.
        Jul 27, 2019
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    7. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Every time I think of the line "Make Outworld Great Again" I die a little inside.
      1. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Make Oddworld Great Again.
        Jul 22, 2019
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    8. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Gypsy Woman by Anarbor might be my favorite song.
    9. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Polish dill pickles are better than kosher dill pickles. Fite me
    10. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Ya boi took too much lithium (or had too little water) and is now sick, has a nosebleed, and can’t see straight. Awesome.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        *slap!*
        Open your eyes!
        :V

        Yeah, that was an overdose-joke, you're fine though, yes? D:
        Jul 19, 2019
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      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I’m ok now
        Jul 19, 2019
      4. alec
        alec
        The symptoms you describe, make me think 'malignant brain tumor'. Of course, I don't have any medical background whatsoever, but when my aunt Claudine was choking on a croquette last Christmas, guess who saved her? Yeah. Just saying.
        Jul 19, 2019
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    11. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      What the fuck no one told me smoking would affect my ability to breathe *sarcasm, for those who can’t figure out the obvious*
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        One thing I never was able to do - is to smoke a cigar correctly. I can't not inhale, and... you kind of shouldn't, right? But I dunno... I only tried once or twice ever, it looks so manly though, to puff a cigar like it's no biggie
        Jul 18, 2019
      3. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        I grew up with two smoking parents. I was never interested in starting and I never got used to the smoke and the smell. Even the smoke from incense burns my eyes too much.
        Jul 19, 2019
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I started smoking in high school, to both cope with the pain of existing on this Earth and because I found I liked the taste, the burning sensation in my mouth, etc.

        As time went on I found my Taoist-Pagan religion thing and stopped smoking as much, but still did; now it hurts to breathe lel
        Jul 19, 2019
    12. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Adobe Premiere files take a very inconvenient amount of time to upload
    13. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I was so high with Griff earlier that I actually wondered why I couldn’t follow myself
    14. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      It may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        "you know, you may be stupid - " - you're onto something here, I think this could catch on :V
        Jul 16, 2019
      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        My favorite was always "You're not as dumb as you look!"
        Jul 16, 2019
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    15. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Michael Phelps looks like he wants to eat my dog and you can't argue with that.
    16. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Covering a football game tomorrow. Gonna be my first soccer match on-field since... the last one I wrote about. Journalism is fun.
      1. Black Rose
        Black Rose
        So which one is it? Football or soccer? Those are not the same in the states.
        Jul 13, 2019
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Soccer, but I called it football to appeal to our Euro users here
        Jul 13, 2019
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    17. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Upgraded press pass on the 7th!! IMMA REAL JOURNALIST NOW
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      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Nice dude. Tell me more about it. What's the upgrade do exactly? Can you get me backstage anywhere now?
        Jul 12, 2019
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Lmao, if by backstage you mean on the field at a college football game, yes. Haven't really hit the big time, yet. But I'm getting there. And should Fox absorb our station like they want to, and decide to take me on, I'll be in good shape.
        Jul 12, 2019
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      5. Alphons
        Alphons
        Congratulations! Keep working hard and maybe someday you'll be going to county fairs!
        Jul 13, 2019
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    18. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Everyone gives me shit for liking Fallout 4. Liking =/= good. I LIKE Troll 2, that doesn't mean I think it's a cinema masterpiece. It sucks.
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      4. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I was naive before FO4, that shit slapped me in the face and made me try better games.
        Jul 11, 2019
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      5. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        It's just... Why fallout 4 when there are hundreds of better games or you could be watching a movie or reading a comic. There's just too many better options to warrant even one full playthrough imo
        Jul 12, 2019
    19. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Dear R*, fix the fucking GTA IV soundtrack so we get Radio Vladivostok/Evil Woman by ELO back. Failure to comply results in pain. Thanks.
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        It's the PC version I'm having this trouble with. The XBOX version is just fine, even with the update, but I wanna be able to play it on my laptop because I'm a stubborn bitch
        Jul 4, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        If it's on PC then shouldn't it be easier to just replace the song file for the right one?
        Jul 5, 2019
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        You could just recreate the entire radio-channel by meticulously downloading from Youtube playlists, and adding them in the right order into your custom radio channel?
        Jul 5, 2019
    20. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Mafia III is fun except for the fucking gameplay. So it’s not fun at all. But the story is good, so I slog through it.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I loved the hell out of Mafia, but I could not bring myself even through the initial cinematics of Mafia II, the aesthetics were awful, the acting was awful, the dialog was awful - it was like a parody of a bad mafia flick. I just lost all interest within moments
        Jun 23, 2019
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      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        3 fixed that. But the gameplay was horrid and repetitive.
        Jun 24, 2019
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