AureliusofPhoenix
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4 INT Legionary, Male, 20, from The Worst State in the US

Ya boi took too much lithium (or had too little water) and is now sick, has a nosebleed, and can’t see straight. Awesome. Jul 19, 2019 at 6:52 AM

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Jul 19, 2019 at 12:26 PM
    1. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Ya boi took too much lithium (or had too little water) and is now sick, has a nosebleed, and can’t see straight. Awesome.
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Really hungry now, but I can sit up again. I’m assuming this is over, so I’m gonna continue drinking water and flushing my system. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you beat lithium poisoning.

        I hope.
        Jul 19, 2019 at 7:58 AM
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        *slap!*
        Open your eyes!
        :V

        Yeah, that was an overdose-joke, you're fine though, yes? D:
        Jul 19, 2019 at 10:54 AM
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I’m ok now
        Jul 19, 2019 at 11:35 AM
    2. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      What the fuck no one told me smoking would affect my ability to breathe *sarcasm, for those who can’t figure out the obvious*
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        One thing I never was able to do - is to smoke a cigar correctly. I can't not inhale, and... you kind of shouldn't, right? But I dunno... I only tried once or twice ever, it looks so manly though, to puff a cigar like it's no biggie
        Jul 18, 2019 at 6:14 PM
      3. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        I grew up with two smoking parents. I was never interested in starting and I never got used to the smoke and the smell. Even the smoke from incense burns my eyes too much.
        Jul 19, 2019 at 6:08 AM
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I started smoking in high school, to both cope with the pain of existing on this Earth and because I found I liked the taste, the burning sensation in my mouth, etc.

        As time went on I found my Taoist-Pagan religion thing and stopped smoking as much, but still did; now it hurts to breathe lel
        Jul 19, 2019 at 6:11 AM
    3. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Adobe Premiere files take a very inconvenient amount of time to upload
    4. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I was so high with Griff earlier that I actually wondered why I couldn’t follow myself
    5. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      It may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        "you know, you may be stupid - " - you're onto something here, I think this could catch on :V
        Jul 16, 2019 at 11:31 AM
      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        My favorite was always "You're not as dumb as you look!"
        Jul 16, 2019 at 11:32 AM
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    6. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Michael Phelps looks like he wants to eat my dog and you can't argue with that.
    7. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Covering a football game tomorrow. Gonna be my first soccer match on-field since... the last one I wrote about. Journalism is fun.
      1. Black Rose
        Black Rose
        So which one is it? Football or soccer? Those are not the same in the states.
        Jul 13, 2019 at 12:02 AM
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Soccer, but I called it football to appeal to our Euro users here
        Jul 13, 2019 at 12:06 AM
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    8. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Upgraded press pass on the 7th!! IMMA REAL JOURNALIST NOW
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      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Nice dude. Tell me more about it. What's the upgrade do exactly? Can you get me backstage anywhere now?
        Jul 12, 2019
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Lmao, if by backstage you mean on the field at a college football game, yes. Haven't really hit the big time, yet. But I'm getting there. And should Fox absorb our station like they want to, and decide to take me on, I'll be in good shape.
        Jul 12, 2019
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      5. Alphons
        Alphons
        Congratulations! Keep working hard and maybe someday you'll be going to county fairs!
        Jul 13, 2019 at 9:39 AM
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    9. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Everyone gives me shit for liking Fallout 4. Liking =/= good. I LIKE Troll 2, that doesn't mean I think it's a cinema masterpiece. It sucks.
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      4. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I was naive before FO4, that shit slapped me in the face and made me try better games.
        Jul 11, 2019
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      5. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        It's just... Why fallout 4 when there are hundreds of better games or you could be watching a movie or reading a comic. There's just too many better options to warrant even one full playthrough imo
        Jul 12, 2019
    10. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Dear R*, fix the fucking GTA IV soundtrack so we get Radio Vladivostok/Evil Woman by ELO back. Failure to comply results in pain. Thanks.
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        It's the PC version I'm having this trouble with. The XBOX version is just fine, even with the update, but I wanna be able to play it on my laptop because I'm a stubborn bitch
        Jul 4, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        If it's on PC then shouldn't it be easier to just replace the song file for the right one?
        Jul 5, 2019
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        You could just recreate the entire radio-channel by meticulously downloading from Youtube playlists, and adding them in the right order into your custom radio channel?
        Jul 5, 2019
    11. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Mafia III is fun except for the fucking gameplay. So it’s not fun at all. But the story is good, so I slog through it.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I loved the hell out of Mafia, but I could not bring myself even through the initial cinematics of Mafia II, the aesthetics were awful, the acting was awful, the dialog was awful - it was like a parody of a bad mafia flick. I just lost all interest within moments
        Jun 23, 2019
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      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        3 fixed that. But the gameplay was horrid and repetitive.
        Jun 24, 2019
    12. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Me: *gets new puppy and buys him $40 worth of toys and treats* Puppy: Nah bro imma chew on the carpet
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      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        My pets have always been like this.
        Dogs prefer the first simple toy they ever had and pinecones. Everything else is trash.
        My cat likes plastic bottle caps and cardboard boxes broken down flat. Everything else is a trash or is threatening his life.
        Jun 11, 2019
      4. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        My Dog is the best Dog. He isn't a puppy so he knows what to chew on.
        Jun 11, 2019
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      5. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Dogs tend to chew on things that smell like the people it loves. Give the toys time to take on your smell.
        Jun 12, 2019
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    13. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Why did Nicholas Cage play Johnny Blaze? It couldn’t have saved those Ghost Rider movies if he didn’t, but it certainly did not help them.
      1. Norzan
        Norzan
        Nicholas Cage and Johnny Blaze. If you pick the last name of the former and the first name of the latter, you get Johnny Cage from Mortal Kombat.
        Jun 5, 2019
      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Now THAT would be an interesting casting choice. Let him go really over-the-top with the role
        Jun 5, 2019
    14. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Who the hell first thought of selling snake oil?
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I don't know but I sure would like some Snake Squeezins. You got any?
        Jun 4, 2019
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I love finding out about local herbs and their applications as natural remedies. Today these herbs are of course marginal in their effect, compared to more concentrated medicines, but it's interesting how these herbs will often contain the right type of active compound. These herbal remedies were often a result of trying and testing
        Jun 5, 2019
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Imagine being the poor bastard who tried and tested something like hemlock.
        Jun 5, 2019
    15. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I bought a book called Badasses of the Old West and people got shot and lived... a lot. Nowadays it’s all “eugh microbial infection”...
      1. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        ... but back then they just threw whiskey on it and went “fuck it good enough” and everyone was basically fine. Sometimes.
        Jun 2, 2019
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        pretty sure even more people got shot and died a lot.
        Jun 2, 2019
      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        You’re missing the point. People still lived a lot more than you’d think. Also this entire post was sarcasm :/
        Jun 2, 2019
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    16. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      My father, to me: “I gotta fix this now because I know if I don’t you’ll shit in the bucket just to say you did.”
      1. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I'mma need some context.
        Jun 1, 2019
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        My dad and I have been fixing the plumbing for the past 2 days and we don’t have running water; I’m fine without it, I have and can live like a frontiersman, but my parents are acting like it’s the end of the damn world and were aghast when I mentioned shitting in a bucket as being a possibility.
        Jun 2, 2019
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      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Why a bucket? Dig a hole out back and fill it in once you get your water back.
        Jun 2, 2019
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    17. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      You ever think about how the world has always been shit, and it is now, and probably always will be? Call it edge if you want, it’s realism
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      2. Black Rose
        Black Rose
        Dude, you're 20 years old. I agree with Dopa.
        Jun 2, 2019
      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        @Black Rose 20 years old or 40 years old, my mindset won’t change. I plan on getting out of civilization and living in the woods as a soon as my affairs are in order.
        Jun 2, 2019
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        If there’s one thing I’ve learned from both living as a frontiersman and living in a house, it’s that modern luxuries are more hassle than they’re worth, especially when your family is in poverty like mine has always been, forcing you to fix things yourself. Better to live in the wild, experiencing nature (and the occasional bout of sickness), rather than growing soft in a house.
        Jun 2, 2019
    18. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Whiskey River by Ralph Compton and A Town Called Fury by William Johnstone are fantastic if you like westerns.
      1. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        Death Rides A Chestnut Mare is also a good and fun story and it has a female protagonist that is likable and relatable and not a man hating Mary-Sue.
        May 30, 2019
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    19. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Happy Memorial Day, you bunch of assholes <3
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Eh, you get a happy one anyways
        May 29, 2019
    20. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I found 4 dog ticks on me after doing yardwork; watch out if you go outside, the little fuckers have been extra active this year.
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      2. tgawt
        tgawt
        one time i was in bed and i got up and a tick was on my pillow man fuck those little things
        May 24, 2019
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      3. Black Rose
        Black Rose
        Since the weather warmed up, I've gotten around 30 or so of the little fuckers off me. Majority of them are tiny ones.
        May 25, 2019
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