AureliusofPhoenix
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AureliusofPhoenix

Kahnum of Outworld and 4 INT Legionary, Male, 21, from Masstatustetts

I’m officially 21. Hooray. Aug 8, 2019

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    1. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      The Gun Control thread just makes me sad at this point. All these ad hominem attacks and people condescending to one another and ugh.
      1. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        It's run it's course.
        Aug 20, 2018
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    2. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I’ve started playing Kingdom Come Deliverance (which I bought myself as a birthday gift, fun fact) and I really enjoy the combat.
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      2. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        Only thing that turns me away from buying it is the lack of love for polarms. Let me use a spear without lugging it around like a snail, damnit!
        Aug 14, 2018
      3. Eshanas
        Eshanas
        I brought it, wish Archery was more viable. Maybe the Cumans can be expanded along with the Hungarians to be more...horse archery, if that survived that long.
        Aug 14, 2018
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I feel like spears should be viable options in more games period. And implement more medieval weapons while you’re at it, like other polearms and the bill.
        Aug 16, 2018
    3. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I just finished the “Resist” ending of Far Cry 5 and it’s so dark and nihilistic. I fucking love it.
      1. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        Aren't both the endings pretty much mirror images of each other though?
        Aug 13, 2018
      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        @Ayelander I mean, in essence yes; the vehicle for the nihilism is different however. In the “Walk Away” ending the sheriff says they’re going to get the military and take Joseph Seed down, but Only You plays on the radio: screen cuts to black, implying that The Deputy killed everyone in the car; Jacob Seed’s brainwashing took root. In “Resist” Montana gets nuked and Joseph uses the Deputy to rebuild his “family”.
        Aug 14, 2018
    4. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      In a less depressing vein, if you could describe your life in one song what would it be?
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      2. Cliffy McEdgeface
        Cliffy McEdgeface
        "Good Luck, You're Fucked" by Celldweller :V
        Aug 11, 2018
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      3. Cliffy McEdgeface
        Cliffy McEdgeface
        like, if I didn't have bad luck I wouldn't have any at all I think
        Aug 11, 2018
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        @Pariah Dog do you realize that never in my entire life have I met another Celldweller fan? I was beginning to lose hope lol.
        Aug 11, 2018
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    5. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      So I had to put my dog down on my birthday Wednesday. But hey, it’ll get better. The kicks in the balls have to stop soon, right? RIGHT?!
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      2. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        Ah, its nothing. Happened two years ago, nothing you can really do about it anyway. Its just a shame they don't get to stick around longer.
        Aug 13, 2018
      3. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        Though I guess there would never be enough time to leave you satisfied in the end.
        Aug 13, 2018
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        @Ayelander Won’t argue with that. Seems no matter how long or short my family and pets live I always feel like they’re taken too soon.
        Aug 14, 2018
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    6. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      They put my cat on drugs so he wouldn’t freak out and shit himself when I picked him up from the family member watching him and he’s fucked
      1. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        I seriously dislike animals like that. It's like raising a mentally retarded kid or something. My Dog pisses all over the place.
        Aug 8, 2018
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      2. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Isn't that normal dog behaviour?
        Aug 8, 2018
      3. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        No. Yorkies are the hardest to train. They are stubborn little fucks.
        Aug 9, 2018
    7. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Visiting Gettysburg today! My road trip to PA has been pretty cool so far
      1. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Oh hell yeah, I been there before. Not too bad of a drive up either if I remember correctly.
        Aug 8, 2018
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I live in CT, so it was an 8 hour drive but it was nice to just get away from civilization for a while on the way there, you know?
        Aug 11, 2018
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    8. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      If un-modded Fallout is vanilla what flavor is my mod list?
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      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        It is either shit or chocolate. I can't tell.
        Aug 5, 2018
      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Wow thanks guys lmao
        Aug 6, 2018
    9. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      You can’t spread the mayonnaise if you don’t have the mayonnaise to spread. Words to live by.
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
        Aug 3, 2018
    10. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I’ve always wanted to get one’ve those 10 pound gummy bears, scream “special delivery” and fling it through someone’s window
      1. Pwener
        Pwener
        Damn, the Legion is upgrading from spears to 10 pound gummi bears. I better call the Gun Runners and tell them to start manufacturing skittles-shooting machine guns.
        Aug 2, 2018
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    11. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Johnny, Terry and Clay deserved a more dignified death than what they got in GTA V. Fuck you Rockstar (I love you don’t leave me lol)
    12. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      First a friend died, then my girlfriend of one week and I broke up, now I’ve had a falling out with my best friend. Life is just great.
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Condolences my dude.
        Jul 30, 2018
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      3. Alphons
        Alphons
        Accept my condolences. Hang in there, as bad moments always pass.
        Jul 30, 2018
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Thanks to all of you. To quote a Batman movie, “The night is darkest just before the dawn.” And your support means the world to me. Just know that I appreciate all of you. Thank you.
        Jul 31, 2018
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    13. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I wonder why no one has made a medieval knight armor mod for NV; it wouldn’t be practical but it’d be fucking cool. (And I’m not GECK-savvy)
      1. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Oblivion armors have been ported over I think.
        Jul 30, 2018
    14. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Guys I just bought $170 worth of shit so I can cosplay Niko Bellic at Comicon... and any time the mood strikes me. What is my life
      1. Cliffy McEdgeface
        Cliffy McEdgeface
        NIKO MY COUSIN LET'S GO BOWLING
        Jul 28, 2018
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        @Pariah Dog CASIN WE ARE FAMILY! It is the time for us to engage in that great American past-time, bowling!
        Jul 28, 2018
      3. Pwener
        Pwener
        You guys are the worst.
        Jul 28, 2018
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    15. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Today I told my friend that I wanted to be a benevolent military dictator (while he was high as shit) and we had a long discussion about it
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Exactly. My friend's argument was that benevolent dictatorship in and of itself is impossible due to a dictatorship, by definition, crushing the rights of the people. My idea was more along the lines of a modern-day Alexander; conquering and uniting peoples under one flag, bringing peace and relative cultural autonomy.
        Jul 28, 2018
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Oh, you won't be able to pull it off though. Since you use Alexander as an example, look right there! His unity fell apart as soon as he let other grabby, short-sighted politicians their hands on his empire. As soon as you begin to delegate, you'll concede more and more power to people less and less in agreement with you, it's unavoidble - especially in the long run
        Jul 28, 2018
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        That's something I've thought about; Alexander has to have known that his successors would tear his empire apart. So why did he leave it to "the best man"? It's a question that actually drives me crazy
        Jul 29, 2018
    16. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Trying to find a windbreaker that looks like Niko Bellic's from GTA IV and I'm just getting pissed off and frustrated
      1. Pwener
        Pwener
        Just use cheat codes.
        Jul 27, 2018
      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        @Pwener I mean fair enough I guess lmao
        Jul 27, 2018
    17. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      The Boston accents were the most authentic part of Fallout 4.
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    18. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      When you realize that your bed is the only one who will ever love you like you love them
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Gee thanks for the vote of confidence TorontRayne lmao. A day isn't complete until I'm accused of humping my bed or some other odd activity. But in seriousness, this is the shortest relationship I've ever been in; I'm less depressed and more like "bitch why" you know? Then again, like I said we weren't a good fit *insert penis joke here*
        Jul 26, 2018
      3. Prone Squanderer
        Prone Squanderer
        It's ok, there's no need to explain to us about your anime girl bed.
        Jul 27, 2018
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Jul 27, 2018
    19. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Getting Chinese food alone cause I’m just that cool. (Pronounced: lonely)
      1. Pwener
        Pwener
        So your girlfriend of one week dumped your ass huh. She probably saw your post about beheading her. Screw her then! More Chinese for you.
        Jul 26, 2018
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        She probably did lmao. I wish people didn't take everything so seriously, and realized when people were joking. But hey, gotta love the idea of more Chinese food for me. Honestly, she and I weren't gonna last very long anyways. So this might be a blessing in disguise.
        Jul 26, 2018
    20. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Just another hot, muggy fucking night with no AC in lovely MA.
      1. Prone Squanderer
        Prone Squanderer
        Nothing worse than no aircon.


        Except working in a clean room with no air con, that's definitely worse.
        Jul 25, 2018
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    - Dean Martin

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