AureliusofPhoenix
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AureliusofPhoenix

Centurion, Male, 20, from USA

Nothing you write will ever beat that dialogue exchange in Wand of Gamelon; “You’ve killed me” “good” Nov 20, 2018 at 10:01 PM

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    1. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I wonder sometimes if Henry VIII ever considered that HE was the reason he had so much difficulty producing a male heir
      1. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        And if perhaps that insecurity is why he was so quick to keep beheading wives
        Jul 24, 2018
      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        I suspected that. He was a victim of a tiny pecker I bet.
        Jul 24, 2018
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      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Same reason I'm considering beheading my current girlfriend if we're being honest (that and our failing relationship; which is funny cause we started dating last week haha my life is a joke)
        Jul 24, 2018
    2. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I just got off the phone with my friend who's in the military, and he said "the mail there isn't a great system"
      1. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        so I said that sums up a lot of aspects of the US gov't ("it's not a great system"), and the call was mysteriously dropped. Now I'm paranoid that the NSA shut us down.
        Jul 23, 2018
      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Calls drop overseas all the time.
        Jul 23, 2018
      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Damn man you ruined it. I was gonna go on a manic anti government rant lmao
        Jul 23, 2018
    3. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Doctor: "I'm gonna ask you a few questions-" Me: "I hang to the left." Doctor: "What?" Me: "What?"
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      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Ok yeah I wouldn't say that to a woman lol If I find the doctor attractive I talk like I'm from the fucking 17th century: "Salutations dearest Madame. Mine genitals have ceased proper performance and this disturbs me greatly. Might you inspect the region and produce reason as to why they take issue with my girlfriend?"
        Jul 23, 2018
      4. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Have a doc once examine your prostatae and you won't be direct anymore.

        One advice from an old fart guys, eat your fucking fibers.
        Jul 23, 2018
      5. Pwener
        Pwener
        I'm still far from needing prostate exams but if I do make it that far I want me women doctors. If somebody is touching me I want them to be the sex I'm attracted to damn it!
        Jul 23, 2018
    4. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I love you all so much and this is my favorite forum that I'm a part of.
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      2. Cliffy McEdgeface
        Cliffy McEdgeface
        TorontRayOfSunshine
        Jul 22, 2018
      3. MPPlantOfficial
        MPPlantOfficial
        See you @ Newgrounds dot com
        Jul 23, 2018
      4. Prone Squanderer
        Prone Squanderer
        "If ever you feel unloved or alone-"

        Ha! That's a daft thing to say, I mean honestly, me? Feel unloved or alone? Not bloody likely!








        *sniffles*
        Jul 23, 2018
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    5. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      The last 20 seconds of the song “Slow Down You Graverobbing Bastard” make me deeply uncomfortable
    6. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      So; I had an argument with my best friend and gave her a choice to cash out've my life or not.
      1. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        In the meantime, I'm reading up on BPD so that I can cope with my mental health issues in a, well, healthier way so that I can be a better friend to her should she decide to stay in my life. Fingers crossed guys cause if she leaves I'll be fucking devastated.
        Jul 20, 2018
      2. Cliffy McEdgeface
        Cliffy McEdgeface
        Is this a situation where you both would be healthier apart, though?
        Jul 20, 2018
      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Honestly? I don’t know anymore man.
        Jul 20, 2018
    7. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      OMFG GUYS I went to Warped with my friends Sarah and Jill and it was so fucking good. Seeing Reel Big Fish live was fucking AMAZING.
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    8. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Playing Red Dead Redemption again has gotten me so excited for RDR 2. Can't wait for October
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Fair; imo the only reason they named it that was because of the success of RDR. Not many people remember Red Dead Revolver so to most it's just "The Red Dead Redemption Series". Let's just hope that naming it after RDR is the only case of laziness Rockstar exhibits this time around.
        Jul 14, 2018
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        There are so many r words tho. It being a prequel they could've called it red dead rewind or someshit. Like redemption was al called because it was Johns quest for redemption. Why is this called redemption if its the days when he was bad?
        Jul 14, 2018
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Maybe the main character is gonna have his own redemption lol. Even then that's basically implying that John didn't get the idea to leave that Van Der Linde gang on his own; it was someone else's originally. And that sucks.
        Jul 16, 2018
    9. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      How do you guys feel about moths? I think they're adorable.
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      3. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        They have a habit of flying near the lights and giving me half-second blackouts, but I guess they're ok.
        Jul 13, 2018
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Jul 14, 2018
    10. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      A testament to Fallout 3's design is how Butch wants to form a gang but complains about "crowding" when you try to recruit a third companion
      1. Cliffy McEdgeface
        Cliffy McEdgeface
        It probably doesn't help that Butch has issues counting past 2
        Jul 12, 2018
    11. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Ok, so an edit to my earlier post: I'm on the third page of Anthony Sylvestre on Facebook. The name is spelled: Antony Sylvestre (Anthony)
      1. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        So you can confirm you're not a large black woman?
        Jul 12, 2018
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Most certainly lmao
        Jul 12, 2018
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      3. Pwener
        Pwener
        I'm not convinced.
        Jul 12, 2018
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    12. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I have little to no issue meeting people in person, but Tinder gives me more anxiety than anything has a right to.
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      2. Cliffy McEdgeface
        Cliffy McEdgeface
        The masses will always have their opiates, one way or another. I'm sure Ug the Caveman lamented the decadence of the emerging cave-painting culture.
        Jul 12, 2018
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      3. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        I wouldn't have it any other way.
        Jul 12, 2018
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Heh. Fair enough.
        Jul 12, 2018
    13. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      My Facebook is Antony Sylvestre. I'm the asshole with the glasses and the Lost MC shirt on. Feel free to add me. Or don't. Idgaf.
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      2. Cliffy McEdgeface
        Cliffy McEdgeface
        I don't use Facebook, unfortunately (or maybe fortunately)
        Jul 11, 2018
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      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        @ Pariah Dog Probably fortunately lol. And yeah there's a lot; but my job description is student (cause, you know, I am). The main reason I tried it this way is I kept getting an error message when I tried to link my facebook profile with my NMA account so... when in Rome.
        Jul 11, 2018
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        also @Pwener I literally spit my coffee out reading that. Thank you
        Jul 11, 2018
    14. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Summer classwork due tomorrow = do tomorrow
      1. Pwener
        Pwener
        Make a thread about it, we'll help you finish it. I don't promise you a good grade though.
        Jul 11, 2018
      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I'll keep that in mind lol
        Jul 11, 2018
    15. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      My friend Sarah calls me “too supportive” and all my other friends are confused as to what that even means or how someone is too supportive
      1. Cliffy McEdgeface
        Jul 10, 2018
      2. Pwener
        Pwener
        If you want her opinion of you to change then start acting like a jerk who just doesn't care - chicks love that. She might even put out (yes, I just assumed your gender, deal with it).
        Jul 10, 2018
      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        @Pwener its not so much that I want her opinion of me to change as I want her to fucking explain what that even means. She and I have tossed around the idea of dating already; it's not outside the realm of reality as things stand. I'm just more confused than anything else. Also I am a man, you assumed correct lmao
        Jul 10, 2018
    16. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      In less depressing news, my 4th was a lot safer than the last one, when my friend Thomas got high as shit and almost set himself on fire
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    17. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Sorry I've been offline. My friend Sam died in a motorcycle accident and I'm still in shock. My condolences to his family, if any are here.
      1. CT Phipps
        CT Phipps
        My condolences friend.
        Jul 9, 2018
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    18. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I've made it a tradition to listen to the Anti-Flag song 'On Independence Day' at least once every 4th of July. It's a good tradition.
    19. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I'm 1/3rd French. When anyone asks about my race, it takes every fiber of my being not to respond "I'm a Gaul, little man."
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      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Yep! Crixus the Undefeated Gaul.
        Jul 4, 2018
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Jul 4, 2018
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      5. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        I am a human.
        Jul 5, 2018
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    20. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Do you guys ever throw something into the trash then hit the deck, pretending it's a grenade? Me too.
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        got my card games confused lmao
        Jul 4, 2018
      3. Cliffy McEdgeface
        Cliffy McEdgeface
        I lucked out on my last stay and got a room all to myself, let me do a lot of thinking and stuff. Didn't have much privacy for the first 24 hours because suicide watch but after I had calmed down it wasn't too bad
        Jul 4, 2018
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Well I'm glad you have the time to think; and I appreciate you being open man. It's a hard thing, I know, but it also takes a lot of strength to do. Don't ever forget that.
        Jul 4, 2018
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Aug 8, 1998 (Age: 20)
    Location:
    USA
    Occupation:
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    I like reading history and playing New Vegas. Beyond that my life is meaningless. Broadcast Communications major.

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    Just your resident Libertarian siding with the Legion for some reason