AureliusofPhoenix
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AureliusofPhoenix

Centurion, Male, 20, from USA

Just got a text from my boss; GUESS WHO GOT A FUCKEN RAISE?! May 15, 2019

    1. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I just impulsively jumped back into the Gun Control thread and I immediately regret my decision. This is gonna be a shitshow kids.
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Bring it on, degenerate.
        Dec 19, 2018
      3. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        You knew the risks.
        Dec 20, 2018
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        @Ayelander don’t remind me of my own incompetence only I can do that lol
        Dec 20, 2018
    2. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      You haven’t lived till you’re driving 70 mph around a curving backroad screaming along to Sell Out by Reel Big Fish
    3. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Just tried to get back in contact with some people from the college where everything went down. Hopefully it doesn’t backfire on my ass.
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    4. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      So I’ve started looking at properties, and figure around this time next year I’ll be off the grid. You’re all stuck with me till then
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Well, maybe. I’d rather she not be witness to me losing my mind from isolation and talking to my pelts, Stockholm syndrome or no.
        Dec 16, 2018
      3. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        You have to kill an animal to get the pelt, stringbean.
        Dec 16, 2018
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        How do you think I plan on eating? Lmao
        Dec 16, 2018
    5. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I typed my Declaration of Intent so to speak in the Black Parade thread; it’s liable to be the last you hear from me for a while.
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      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Thanks man. Like I said, I’ll check in on you guys when I can and it’s a few months off, but I do appreciate you caring. Hell, I appreciate you period.
        Dec 5, 2018
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      4. Black Rose
        Black Rose
        Awww, you still planning on leaving? You seem pretty chill from what I've seen. I wish you the best, wherever your life takes you.
        Dec 15, 2018
      5. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I’m not sure “Legion supporter” and “chill” have ever been used to describe the same person before (jk thanks) but regardless I’m grateful <3
        Dec 15, 2018
    6. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      $380. I have spent $380 over the past week preparing for my NH extended hunting trip/sabbatical/journey of self discovery/whatthefuckever
      1. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        If you’re wondering, my purchases include extra arrowheads, matches, a French press for making coffee by the campfire, stainless steel mug for the same, an extra canteen, cigars, you know... the essentials. It’s my first time hunting with non-borrowed gear and for an extended period of time so I wanna have every angle covered
        Dec 3, 2018
      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        what a waste of time and money. just go out on the town with some friends, find yourself a cute boi and just go ham on his arse, together, as a family.
        Dec 3, 2018
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      3. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        Be sure to get meals that will be easy to make and clean. My dad and brothers go hunting every year and they always make sure to buy enough dry food and foods that are easy to make.
        Dec 3, 2018
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    7. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Just ordered a knife in the mail. Hope CT’s retarded laws don’t turn this into a bigger deal than what it is; i.e. a man buying a knife
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I’ve found a logging job in NH. Sometime soon I’m gonna find a place to stay nearby, and work for said company while using free time as a way to hunt and essentially get away from it all. I don’t know when it’ll be, but it’ll be to see if I really like it before I go full Wolverine. That way I’m giving shitty normal life a try still and giving hunting-and-hard-labor-for-a-meager-reward-like-a-frontiersman life a try
        Dec 2, 2018
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Godspeed!
        Dec 2, 2018
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Dec 2, 2018
    8. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      So RDR2 does have a redemption in it *SPOILERS IN MY NEXT COMMENT*
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        It’s actually pretty... beautiful how they use Arthur’s tuberculosis as a storytelling device. Basically the short version is that throughout the game we see Arthur’s softer side; and the TB is his chance to change. To make amends, once and for all, for his past mistakes. And whether he ends as a good or bad man, in the end he was true to himself. And that, in my opinion, is a better story than John Marston’s
        Nov 28, 2018
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      3. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        R2D2 never did anything wrong, why would he have to redeem himself? Little guy was the backbone of the Rebellion.
        Nov 28, 2018
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    9. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      If a girl is annoyed by something you should do that thing more because it’ll make her fall in love with you or something. I am halp
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      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        It’ll blow over. Or you’ll have to register as a sex offender. Either way life happens.

        Did she bite tho?
        Nov 27, 2018
      4. SarcasticGoodGuy
        Nov 28, 2018
      5. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        She ain’t worth it man
        Nov 28, 2018
    10. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Frankly I’m surprised the Gun Control thread is still, well, going. Figured we’d have realized that people’s minds can’t be changed by now.
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      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        meh people are allowed to have guns. crybabies need to get over it.
        Nov 24, 2018
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I appreciate all of your opinions as well as how this didn’t turn into an argument lol. This could’ve backfired on me terribly; thank you for being adults <3
        Nov 26, 2018
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      5. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        eat dicks :v
        Nov 26, 2018
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    11. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Holy dicks guys Red Dead Redemption 2 is amazing. Like actually amazing
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      3. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        The second I heard the game was being called Red Dead REDEMPTION 2 was the second I decided, "nah go fuck yourself rockstar"
        Nov 23, 2018
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      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        yeah that title is wierd for two reasons. one RD reveolver was called that because of red's fathers revolvers. RD redemption was a story of redemption. red dead redemption 2 is not a sequel and may not even be about redemption. idfk i haven't played it yet.
        Nov 23, 2018
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      5. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        That’s more than fair. I’m almost finished with the story and honestly I don’t think the way I play this character is gonna allow for much redemption; then again there’s four endings apparently so who knows. All I know is that my Arthur Morgan is skinny as all fuck cause I never fed him and has tuberculosis
        Nov 23, 2018
    12. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Nothing you write will ever beat that dialogue exchange in Wand of Gamelon; “You’ve killed me” “good”
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      2. Supermarauder
        Supermarauder
        That sounds like a great exchange. The winner of that conflict seems to not give any single care about what the other person was thinking.
        Nov 21, 2018
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      3. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        I remembered when I saw a clip of that and laughed my ass off.
        Nov 22, 2018
    13. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Does anyone who plays Fanfic 4 even remotely consider the Minutemen a viable option?
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      2. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        They're all shit and the Commonwealth is fucked every way.
        Nov 20, 2018
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      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Yeah, all the factions are kinda shit. The few choices that 4 ever gives you and all the choices feel kinda meh.
        I imagine people who pick BoS are just Power Armor fanatics or hate synths. Railroad people because synths and equality but you can stand their cringe.
        Minutemen are neutral. Institute you think people with technology that are incapable will one day do something capable I guess?
        Nov 20, 2018
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        @Squadcar I go BOS because both reasons; like you nailed it lmao
        Nov 20, 2018
    14. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      The friends who stuck with me through my psychotic days are the ones I value most. Not many of em, but they either care or want something.
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Oh, they probably care, especially if you've not exactly been easy to deal with. I'm amazed sometimes, that people actually do care. I went through long phases of cutting friends out. Many of them disappeared just like that, no more contact ever again, but one friend in particular *still* calls me, and I feel like a complete ass whenever he does, like... whoa, he STILL cares!?
        Nov 19, 2018
      4. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Yeah what's the worst is when you and a friend have obviously cared about each other even when you both have been shitty and one of you finally just cuts that contact off.
        Nov 19, 2018
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      5. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        @Squadcar @zegh8578 that was what happened recently with my best friend Sarah. She and I had been through so much together then it just ended ignominiously with her blocking me on snapchat and then getting pissed off when I told another friend that I thought she and I were done. But in the end, I blocked her number quietly and we just parted ways.
        Nov 19, 2018
    15. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I’m reading Blaze of Glory by Jeff Shaara and it’s honestly jarring how quickly the dialogue switches from amateurish to well written
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      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        “I’m just a politician. I put faith in talk. And so, I have become... obsolete.” - page 24

        “Try to clean em up. Show these boys why you got that damn gold bar on your collar.” - page 34
        Nov 19, 2018
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Best way I can describe it is that the general writing is extremely gripping and in-depth, but the dialogue rapidly alters between poor and great
        Nov 19, 2018
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      5. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Short version is that if you’re gonna read only one Shaara novel, make it The Killer Angels by Jeff’s father Michael Shaara. It’s a modern classic imo
        Nov 19, 2018
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    16. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Rest in peace Pariah Dog. To Valhalla, you ballsy bastard. <3
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Do I wish I hadn’t lost my friends and basically my life? Yes, absolutely. But I’m tougher for it. Besides, I’ve got you guys, and I’m going back to college. Life is as good as it’s gonna get for a while.
        Nov 17, 2018
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I haven't checked your thread, but I'll give it a look-see by tomorrow (time zones, I'm way past bed time!)
        Nov 17, 2018
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Nov 18, 2018
    17. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I notice that people judge me immediately for being a Legion supporter. Makes me laugh, but I promise I’m not as bad as you think. I’m worse
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Well, have you clarified why you're a Legion supporter?
        Nov 12, 2018
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      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Yes indeedy, in the thread I started about it; in that thread I also conceded that I don’t know if they’re the best hope for the wasteland, they’re just the ones I’m siding with.
        Nov 14, 2018
    18. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Mom: “What the FUCK goes on inside your head?!” Me: *Yankee Doodle and Scotty Doesn’t Know both playing on endless eternal loop*
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      2. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        same but the gribbit song from the 1992 blinky bill movie
        Nov 11, 2018
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    19. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      If you haven’t listened to the White Zombie album Astro Creep 2000 fucking do it. It’s a goddamned masterpiece.
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    20. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Finishing up my thesis, and I still feel like I lost a piece of myself reading about how the Southern Dems justified slavery
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      2. Cliffy McEdgeface
        Cliffy McEdgeface
        The worst part of it was that the secession of the South wasn't even really an existential threat to the United States as an entity. Any way you spin it the secession was a GOOD thing - UNLESS you really wanted to keep those damn Sudners in line and pumping money into your coffers.
        Nov 7, 2018
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Nov 7, 2018
      4. Cliffy McEdgeface
        Cliffy McEdgeface
        Either the South was a bunch of shitbags, and them seceding removes a problem, or they weren't shitbags and the secession was completely justifiable as an act of rebellion against federal encroachment on states' rights (and we're talking stuff well beyond slavery).
        Nov 7, 2018
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