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Centurion, Male, 20, from USA

I found 4 dog ticks on me after doing yardwork; watch out if you go outside, the little fuckers have been extra active this year. May 23, 2019 at 5:42 PM

    1. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      When you visit your friend at work only to find it's her day off so you drag your sad ass to Starbucks, conveniently located in the store.
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I Jumped in and tried to mediate by contacting them both separately, and I got my friend to admit that the comment was pretty fucked up and she deleted it. Then today I tried to visit her at her work but she wasn't there, so I got a coffee and went home. Recently texted her to see if she's feeling better; she wasn't in a good place when she made the comment and I hope she's ok.
        Sep 13, 2018
      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        So yeah that was my morning at 1 am.
        Sep 13, 2018
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        If anyone is wondering neither friend was the girl I usually mention; she and I aren't really on speaking terms after an argument, so I'm also accepting applications for a best friend. Should be down with me randomly ranting about Caesar and how fucking awesome he was and me occasionally playfully hitting on you
        Sep 13, 2018
    2. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      In an unrelated note, why did General Lee, a man opposed to slavery and secession, when offered the position of Union general go like "nah"
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        @TorontRayne I'm currently reading A History of the Civil War and the issues it outlines are broad. I mentioned slavery because it's all anyone mentions; I know that the South wanted to become its own nation out from under the Federal yoke, lower tariffs on their cotton, etc. I was more talking about General Lee, who disagreed with the South's cause but still sided with his home state when it left the Union.
        Sep 12, 2018
      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        So it's the idea that he'd choose his state over his country that you're asking about?
        They couldn't communicate like we do. Everyone you know well lives near you. Sure, people write letters to old friends in other places but that's no phone. He grew up here, he has friends and family here. Those people matter to him. I think he even knew the South would lose the war.
        Sep 12, 2018
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        @Squadcar I suppose you're right on that count. I dunno, it's odd how many West Point graduates were generals in the war; how many classmates fought directly against one another, as though statism overruled academy camaraderie. Funny note: U.S. Grant was Lee's subordinate during the Mexican War; Lee chewed him out for his dress. I don't think it's a coincidence that Grant showed up to Appomattox dressed like a scrub.
        Sep 12, 2018
    3. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Total War: Rome. I'm late on the fanbase train for this series but I'm playing the iOS port and I LOVE IT.
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        @Norzan I'm playing as the Julii (The red Romans), and I've destroyed Gaul as a nation with the leadership of my top general, Decimus "The Cruel" (game's nickname, not mine). Decimus took over the army when his grandfather died and the new family head was shown to be incompetent (my fault technically)
        Sep 12, 2018
      3. Norzan
        Norzan
        If you ever play with the green Romans, prepare for a lengthy war with Egypt. This is the faction that grows the fastest, to the point it starts to grow faster than you.
        Sep 12, 2018
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        @Norzan I'll keep that in mind. Thanks. So far Spain has been the biggest pain in the ass for me; the Gauls have been reduced to 33 roaming nomads, with no settlements in their control, and yet they still won't assimilate through diplomacy. So honestly, this game's pretty historically accurate in terms of Gaulic pride (pronounced: de-loo-zhun)
        Sep 12, 2018
    4. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Also why is the song “The Girl All the Bad Guys Want” literally about my love life
      1. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        Shit, count yourself lucky your love life isn't more along the lines of Copacabana.
        Sep 8, 2018
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      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Never fight over a woman if she has several guys barking at the door and she reciprocates.
        Sep 8, 2018
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    5. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I’m reading Killing Lincoln right now and the whole idea of a man like him being assassinated depresses me deeply
    6. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Saints Row IV is a fucking ride
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Aug 28, 2018
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      3. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        Its not my favourite entry in the series.
        Aug 28, 2018
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        Aug 31, 2018
    7. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Dark Souls is fun. It makes me hate myself even more than I already do, but it’s fun.
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      2. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        Eh, I can only say good things about Bloodborne. Dark Souls takes their gimmick of slow and methodical a little far in some places.
        Aug 26, 2018
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      3. Arnust
        Arnust
        Don't worry, you'll eventually join us in the smug fucks club once you get comfortable enough with it/beat it.
        Aug 26, 2018
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      4. CerberusGate
        CerberusGate
        Once you find your jam, it gets even better.
        Aug 28, 2018
    8. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I wonder sometimes if the vegans will go extinct. Malthusian theory and all that. Will the rest’ve us have to eat them to survive some day?
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      2. a721402
        a721402
        I thought he mean actual vegetable.
        Aug 25, 2018
      3. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        delete vegetable
        Aug 25, 2018
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      4. Cliffy McEdgeface
        Cliffy McEdgeface
        Q: How do you know if someone's a vegan?
        A: Don't worry. THEY'LL TELL YOU, REPEATEDLY.
        Aug 25, 2018
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    9. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Everyone’s excited for fall because leaves and cider and etc happy shit and I just want seasonal appropriateness for my Niko Bellic outfit
      1. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        I don't think there can really be any appropriate time or place to dress up like Niko Bellic.
        Aug 24, 2018
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      2. Big No
        Big No
        What about the guy from Behind Enemy Lines? Could he dress up as Niko? He pretty much IS Niko.
        Aug 24, 2018
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    10. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      So I’ve noticed that I gravitate towards people who make me feel feelings, because I don’t often. Too bad they usually don’t feel the same.
      1. Prone Squanderer
        Prone Squanderer
        Yeah I know the feeling, so to speak.
        Aug 23, 2018
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    11. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I have a ps4 as well as a PC, if anyone also does. I’m always down for more people to play Dead By Daylight and Far Cry co-op with
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        @TorontRayeofSunshine fair enough I guess
        Aug 21, 2018
      3. Arnust
        Arnust
        People on NMA just aren't inclined for multiplayer, usually. Discord being the best place for it and it only really spawned that little period where people played FOnline.
        Aug 21, 2018
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Makes sense. Just figured I’d put it out there
        Aug 21, 2018
    12. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      In other news, I'm progressing farther into Kingdom Come and at this point I honestly have a love-hate relationship with it.
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      3. lolpop109
        lolpop109
        Guessing bugs or issues like that ! I have't played the game for awhile I think a DLC came out though
        Aug 20, 2018
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      4. Pax the Sectoid
        Pax the Sectoid
        I think the DLC has something to do with settlement building or town management
        Aug 20, 2018
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      5. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        @SquiglyContiello honestly the inpenetrible bushes. They make me angry beyond reason lmao
        Aug 21, 2018
    13. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      The Gun Control thread just makes me sad at this point. All these ad hominem attacks and people condescending to one another and ugh.
      1. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        It's run it's course.
        Aug 20, 2018
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    14. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I’ve started playing Kingdom Come Deliverance (which I bought myself as a birthday gift, fun fact) and I really enjoy the combat.
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      2. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        Only thing that turns me away from buying it is the lack of love for polarms. Let me use a spear without lugging it around like a snail, damnit!
        Aug 14, 2018
      3. Eshanas
        Eshanas
        I brought it, wish Archery was more viable. Maybe the Cumans can be expanded along with the Hungarians to be more...horse archery, if that survived that long.
        Aug 14, 2018
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I feel like spears should be viable options in more games period. And implement more medieval weapons while you’re at it, like other polearms and the bill.
        Aug 16, 2018
    15. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I just finished the “Resist” ending of Far Cry 5 and it’s so dark and nihilistic. I fucking love it.
      1. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        Aren't both the endings pretty much mirror images of each other though?
        Aug 13, 2018
      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        @Ayelander I mean, in essence yes; the vehicle for the nihilism is different however. In the “Walk Away” ending the sheriff says they’re going to get the military and take Joseph Seed down, but Only You plays on the radio: screen cuts to black, implying that The Deputy killed everyone in the car; Jacob Seed’s brainwashing took root. In “Resist” Montana gets nuked and Joseph uses the Deputy to rebuild his “family”.
        Aug 14, 2018
    16. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      In a less depressing vein, if you could describe your life in one song what would it be?
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      2. Cliffy McEdgeface
        Cliffy McEdgeface
        "Good Luck, You're Fucked" by Celldweller :V
        Aug 11, 2018
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      3. Cliffy McEdgeface
        Cliffy McEdgeface
        like, if I didn't have bad luck I wouldn't have any at all I think
        Aug 11, 2018
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        @Pariah Dog do you realize that never in my entire life have I met another Celldweller fan? I was beginning to lose hope lol.
        Aug 11, 2018
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    17. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      So I had to put my dog down on my birthday Wednesday. But hey, it’ll get better. The kicks in the balls have to stop soon, right? RIGHT?!
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      2. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        Ah, its nothing. Happened two years ago, nothing you can really do about it anyway. Its just a shame they don't get to stick around longer.
        Aug 13, 2018
      3. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        Though I guess there would never be enough time to leave you satisfied in the end.
        Aug 13, 2018
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        @Ayelander Won’t argue with that. Seems no matter how long or short my family and pets live I always feel like they’re taken too soon.
        Aug 14, 2018
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    18. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      They put my cat on drugs so he wouldn’t freak out and shit himself when I picked him up from the family member watching him and he’s fucked
      1. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        I seriously dislike animals like that. It's like raising a mentally retarded kid or something. My Dog pisses all over the place.
        Aug 8, 2018
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      2. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Isn't that normal dog behaviour?
        Aug 8, 2018
      3. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        No. Yorkies are the hardest to train. They are stubborn little fucks.
        Aug 9, 2018
    19. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Visiting Gettysburg today! My road trip to PA has been pretty cool so far
      1. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Oh hell yeah, I been there before. Not too bad of a drive up either if I remember correctly.
        Aug 8, 2018
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I live in CT, so it was an 8 hour drive but it was nice to just get away from civilization for a while on the way there, you know?
        Aug 11, 2018
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    20. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      If un-modded Fallout is vanilla what flavor is my mod list?
      1. Pwener
      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        It is either shit or chocolate. I can't tell.
        Aug 5, 2018
      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Wow thanks guys lmao
        Aug 6, 2018
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