Ben Soto
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Ben Soto

Professional Salt Shaker, Male, 17, from Williams, Arizona

Net Neutrality is dead. Long live the God Emperor. Dec 14, 2017 at 7:05 PM

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Dec 15, 2017 at 8:10 PM
    1. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      Net Neutrality is dead. Long live the God Emperor.
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      2. Prone Squanderer
        Prone Squanderer
        You were never safe anyway. You'll see just how effective Net Neutrality is when you're being dragged off to a secret FEMA camp.
        Dec 15, 2017 at 5:21 PM
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Internet of the future is gonna be a stupid idiocracy-hub of flashy colors and BUY BUY BUY, and were gonna think back of the boring, commie lame old socialist-net we had before, with "free encyclopedias" and "venues of communication", and laugh at our old commie marxist ways
        Dec 15, 2017 at 6:25 PM
      4. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Can you people remember what the Internet was like in its infancy? It was the slowest piece of shit you can imagine. But oh, was it free ...
        Dec 15, 2017 at 8:45 PM
    2. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      So, F4VR is apparently okay. Not good, not bad, just... okay.
      1. lolpop109
        lolpop109
        Well its still F4 though .......
        Dec 13, 2017 at 10:34 PM
      2. lolpop109
        lolpop109
        In less they updated the game with more RPG elements and re-written half of it. Then it's still shit
        Dec 13, 2017 at 10:35 PM
    3. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      Help I got addicted to EU4 and CK2. It's not that I don't expect the Spanish Inquisition, I just don't have the time for it.
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      3. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        Yeah, I'm really preferring CK2. Right now, I'm playing as Airgialla right now and I'm trying to become Duke of Ulster and, later, King of Ireland.
        Dec 11, 2017 at 5:48 PM
      4. lolpop109
        lolpop109
        CK2 is amazing I just get too addicted. Can't play ironman mode though I make too many mistakes. I love that you literally waste hours of game time by making a mistake and not thinking things through. Combat could be little better. But dam I've sank so much time into that game
        Dec 11, 2017 at 8:32 PM
      5. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        I'm playing an Irish chief who's also a Satanist, but I've screwed up big time. I had to sacrifice a virgin and was suggested to sacrifice a member of a monastic order, so I did. Problem was, my previous leader had given her a bit of a proper fucking, so I ending up sacrificing her for no good reason.

        Wahmp wahmp.
        Dec 11, 2017 at 9:48 PM
    4. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      The Greek word biblios, which is where we derive the word bible, is synonymous with bublios. We were this close to calling it "The Buble."
      1. Prone Squanderer
        Prone Squanderer
        You mean...it's not called "The Buble"? Why didn't someone tell me?! Oh I've been making an idiot out of myself!
        Dec 7, 2017
    5. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      I'm taking on MGS2. It's only my second MGS game (after playing V: TPP.) Wish me luck.
      1. Prone Squanderer
        Prone Squanderer
        Luck to you, I'd suggest playing MGS1 first though if you can.
        Dec 7, 2017
      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Man play the first one if you can first but have fun.
        Dec 7, 2017
    6. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      Anybody here play Mutant Crawl Classics? I'm in a group running it now and I'd say it's fun. I prefer PF or D&D5E, but I still like it.
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      3. Juza The Cloud
        Juza The Cloud
        Thanks I’ll check it out maybe talk to my GM cause we are getting kinda burnt out on Adventures League stuff atm.
        Dec 7, 2017
      4. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        If you're getting burnt out on AL stuff, but don't want to switch systems, considering running homebrew stuff.
        Dec 7, 2017
      5. Juza The Cloud
        Juza The Cloud
        Yeah I had pruchased some Spelljammer modules that my GM said is easy to translate to 5th ed. We might do that; a lot of AD&D stuff is transferable to 5th ed.
        Dec 7, 2017
    7. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      Anybody here know of a game than plays like BF1942 with the same WW2 theme and bot support, but that actually runs on Win10?
      1. SomeDudeandHisDog
        SomeDudeandHisDog
        There are ways to play BF1942 on windows 10 but if you're lazy try playing Day of Infamy. It has a similar theme and class based team vs team combat but the gunplay feels like Arma.
        Dec 4, 2017
      2. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        I've tried literally _every_ solution I could find for BF1942. NOTHING has worked. As for Day of Infamy, I've heard it's less like BF1942 and more like Day of Defeat, which is a good game, but not quite what I'm looking for.
        Dec 4, 2017
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    8. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      I may really dislike Cuphead's difficulty, but by God, it's an _amazing_ looking game.
      1. Prone Squanderer
        Prone Squanderer
        Git gud.
        Dec 3, 2017
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I second that. Git gud.
        Dec 3, 2017
      3. erich van loon
        erich van loon
        something something dark souls something something
        Dec 3, 2017
    9. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      Ever wish people read the thread before they inadvertently double post someone else's post?
      1. Einhanderc7 likes this.
      2. Risewild
        Risewild
        But what if I read it and double post someone else post on purpose? :D
        Dec 1, 2017
      3. Einhanderc7
        Einhanderc7
        Chaos! Chaos I tell you! The world would divide by zero and the 4 horsemen will have a tea party!
        Dec 1, 2017
        Black Angel likes this.
      4. Black Angel
        Black Angel
        Dec 2, 2017
    10. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      Anybody here got a wishlist of games they want to get for the Switch?
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I don't play shooters on console. And the Lego games aren't all exactly the same game with a reskin?
        Nov 30, 2017
      3. Arnust
        Arnust
        Kiiinda, but Lego Worlds is the most Minecraft-y of all. Everything is blocks, everything is breakable, procedurally generated etc. The <any IP> Lego games are usually simple puzzle/platformers that have been having less and less clashing 3D environments with the Lego parts. Haven't played any in a very long time.
        Dec 1, 2017
      4. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        Lego Worlds is basically your standard Lego game, but instead of being a linear, sub-par third person action game, it's an above-par Minecraft-esque sandbox.
        Dec 1, 2017
    11. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      Any suggestions for names for an NMA-hosted GOTY awards show? I'm thinking The Harold Awards/Harolds, but IDK if that's good enough.
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      2. Juza The Cloud
        Juza The Cloud
        I’d love if they were called The Odins’ or The Pers’ even though its a little inside baseball so to speak.
        Nov 27, 2017
      3. Kadscaner
        Kadscaner
        I'd say the "NMA Annual Mutie Awards"
        Nov 28, 2017
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      4. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Harolds sounds pretty cool. Something to do with radiation might work too.
        Nov 28, 2017
    12. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      First world problem: Can't fit funny quote into 140 characters. Fuck.
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      2. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        [Sasha trips a button with his foot to reveal a very ugly Tiffany lamp]

        Sasha Nein: Oh... so tacky! I can't... look... directly at it! [to Raz] But I control those feelings, focus them, concentrate, and... Release! [psi-blasts the lamp to pieces] ...And the world is a better place.
        Nov 25, 2017
      3. Arnust
        Arnust
        Let's change it to 280 shall we
        Nov 25, 2017
      4. eissa
        eissa
        what is this place? somekind of twitter-lite?
        Nov 26, 2017
    13. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      Merry Plymouthmas, everybody!
    14. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      People who've played both KOTOR games, which should I start with? I'm thinking of playing KOTOR2.
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      2. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        Well, there's the Machete Order (IV V II III VI VII VIII IX,) release order (self explanatory) or numbered order (I through IX in order.) I personally prefer release order, though I know some people can't stand not using the numbered or Machete orders.
        Nov 20, 2017
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Here's the order: IV V VI anything else is heresy.
        Nov 21, 2017
      4. Risewild
        Risewild
        Play the first one then play the second one.
        Nov 21, 2017
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    15. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      Somebody reviewed JL in 9 words: Wonder Woman's ass had more screentime than Superman's face.
      1. Hassknecht
        Hassknecht
        I'm not hearing any complaints.
        Nov 20, 2017
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        SOLD!
        Nov 20, 2017
    16. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      There's yet another Net Neutrality vote coming up Dec. 13th. If you're in the US, kick up as much of a stink as humanly possible.
      1. Prone Squanderer
        Prone Squanderer
        I live in Airstrip One.
        Nov 17, 2017
    17. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      EA's comment on BF2 microtransactions is now the most downvoted comment on Reddit ever, sitting at -350k, give or take.
      1. Einhanderc7 likes this.
      2. Norzan
        Norzan
        I specially love the bullshit "argument" EA used to justify the insane grind to just unlock one hero. They should just be honest and say they it made this way to basically force the player to spend real money to bypass the insane grind.
        Nov 13, 2017
      3. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        It is EA so I am not shocked in the least bit.
        Nov 13, 2017
      4. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        Update: Last I looked, it was at ~-455k.
        Nov 13, 2017
    18. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      Happy 6th anniversary of Skyrim! To celebrate, Bethesda is announcing Skyrim: Smart Fridge Edition.
      1. YeeCop likes this.
    19. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      13th Doctor's outfit just got revealed by the BBC. It's... uh... Well, it's not the 6th Doctor's outfit, I can say that much.
      1. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Of course it isn't the 6th, it's the 13th.
        Nov 9, 2017
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    20. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      Sonic Forces on Metacritic has a critic/user score of 53/7.4 on PS4, 55/6.8 on Switch, ?/7.6 on PC and ?/7.7 on Xbox One.
      1. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        Generally, critics are praising the presentation, the visuals and the character creator but are criticizing level design, technical issues and a lack of ambition.
        Nov 8, 2017
      2. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        Also generally, fans are either praising the SONIC GAME OMIGOD OMIGOD or are criticizing the ANOTHER FUCKING SONIC GAME YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
        Nov 8, 2017
      3. Norzan
        Norzan
        From what I've been seeing and reading, the general consensus seems to be that the game is average at best and mediocre at worst. Because looking at gameplay that's what i get from it.
        Nov 8, 2017
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Oct 11, 2000 (Age: 17)
    Home Page:
    http://www.icarusexperiment.wordpress.com
    Location:
    Williams, Arizona
    Occupation:
    Aspiring writer and game critic.

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    HOW I RANK THE SERIES
    Fallout: New Vegas (9.5/10) > Fallout (7.5/10) = Fallout 4 (7.5/10) > Fallout 2 (3.5/10) > Fallout 3 (3.0/10)]

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    Why the hell can't I finish a game? No, seriously. I jump between games like a methhead on crack.