Ben Soto
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Ben Soto

Professional Salt Shaker, Male, 18, from Williams, Arizona

Finally got Elite: Dangerous. OH MY GOD SO GOOD. Dec 27, 2017

Ben Soto was last seen:
Dec 31, 2017
    1. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      Happy 6th anniversary of Skyrim! To celebrate, Bethesda is announcing Skyrim: Smart Fridge Edition.
      1. YeeCop likes this.
    2. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      13th Doctor's outfit just got revealed by the BBC. It's... uh... Well, it's not the 6th Doctor's outfit, I can say that much.
      1. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Of course it isn't the 6th, it's the 13th.
        Nov 9, 2017
        Risewild, Jogre and Prone Squanderer like this.
    3. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      Sonic Forces on Metacritic has a critic/user score of 53/7.4 on PS4, 55/6.8 on Switch, ?/7.6 on PC and ?/7.7 on Xbox One.
      1. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        Generally, critics are praising the presentation, the visuals and the character creator but are criticizing level design, technical issues and a lack of ambition.
        Nov 8, 2017
      2. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        Also generally, fans are either praising the SONIC GAME OMIGOD OMIGOD or are criticizing the ANOTHER FUCKING SONIC GAME YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
        Nov 8, 2017
      3. Norzan
        Norzan
        From what I've been seeing and reading, the general consensus seems to be that the game is average at best and mediocre at worst. Because looking at gameplay that's what i get from it.
        Nov 8, 2017
    4. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      NINTENDO STOP MAKING GOOD GAMES I CAN'T AFFORD A SWITCH I NEED TO GET A PC FIRST
      1. TorontRayne likes this.
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      3. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        Can't. In my state, you have to be 18 to sell blood.
        Nov 8, 2017
      4. eissa
        eissa
        *emulator*
        Nov 8, 2017
      5. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        The Switch doesn't have any emulators out for it yet, nor does it have any way to dump ROMs onto a PC. I wouldn't expect a functioning emulator for many years.
        Nov 8, 2017
    5. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      Watch Dogs is free on UPlay until the 13th. Once you get it it's yours forever. If anybody here hasn't played it and wants to, here you go.
      1. Prone Squanderer
        Prone Squanderer
        Eww UPlay.
        Nov 7, 2017
      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Why it's free.
        Nov 7, 2017
    6. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      The show "Young Sheldon" sounds a lot worse than it really is. It's not exactly good, per say, but I was expecting absolute schlock.
    7. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      Every time somebody commits a crime, my dad says it was "probably a damn liberal." Anybody else have this problem?
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        poor ben soto
        Nov 4, 2017
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Oh thank god, I've misjudged the two of you.
        Nov 4, 2017
      4. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        OH GOD MY ALERT BOX
        Nov 4, 2017
    8. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      Why is a 70 on Metacritic "mixed?" 7/10 is good.
      1. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Because everybody gives everything a 9/10. Ever cracked open a game informer? It's embarrassing.
        Nov 3, 2017
    9. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      NMA should really have it's own GOTY awards. How about "The Harolds?" "The Muties?"
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      2. eissa
        eissa
        The Master incarnates
        Nov 3, 2017
      3. Einhanderc7
        Einhanderc7
        The Vatted? Could go for a best of the worst approach...
        Nov 3, 2017
      4. Arnust
        Arnust
        Were talking about the podcast prospect. We could go over those hypothethical NMA GOTY, if any.
        Nov 3, 2017
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    10. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      2016: The year your favorite celebrities died. 2017: The year your favorite celebrities were dead to you.
    11. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      Just found out that Gamecube emulators work really well on my laptop. Anyone got some must-play GC games?
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Mario sunshine is a must. I'd skip kirbys air ride it's bleh at best. Also check out eternal darkness and giest.
        Nov 2, 2017
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Link to the emulator?
        Nov 2, 2017
      4. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        The emulator is called Dolphin.
        Nov 2, 2017
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    12. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      Also tried out Cuphead. First impressions: It's pretty damn hard compared to what I usually play, but it controls great and looks fantastic.
    13. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      Saw It. The old It. The one with Tim Curry. Lousy movie, but Tim Curry is such a fantastic(ally bad) actor that he saves every scene he's in
      1. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        I remember all the scenes with the kids being good.
        Nov 2, 2017
    14. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      Happy Halloween, everybody!
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        I don't dress as mascots @eissa. :/
        Nov 1, 2017
      3. a721402
        a721402
        Nah, he will definitely dress like a furry.
        Nov 1, 2017
        eissa likes this.
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        I didn't. I just fap to furries, I'm not a freak.
        Nov 1, 2017
    15. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      /u/Satokech is bamboozling everybody in /r/pokemon again. I'll file a case in /r/KarmaCourt in a couple of days.
      1. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        Wait, I'm mistaken. The original bamboozle was from /u/PassingThroughRider.
        Oct 31, 2017
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Translation?
        Oct 31, 2017
      3. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        Satokech is posting a post saying "if this post gets 100 upvotes, I'll buy everyone who upvotes a copy of USUM." It's such obvious bullcrap you'd think it was a Bethesda E3 presentation.
        Oct 31, 2017
    16. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      Extremely controversial opinion: Most games don't age like fine wine, they age like old milk.
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      2. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        Let's also remember that there are a LOT of games put out every year. Most of them aren't going to be all that great, even by the standards of the time, and many more simply feel dated by today's standards.
        Oct 31, 2017
      3. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        That's why truly timeless games are just so good.
        Oct 31, 2017
      4. Risewild
        Risewild
        So they become something between bad cheese and stinky moldy mush? Got it. :D
        Oct 31, 2017
    17. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      Controversial opinion: BioShock Infinite is better than BioShock 1.
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      2. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        As for how good Bioshock is, I agree with @TheAdversary in that it's a 7/10 to a 7.5/10. Infinite was, in my opinion, better, so I'd personally give it a 7.5/10 to an 8/10, but the general fan consensus is that Bioshock is an 9/10-9.5/10 while Infinite is an 8/10-8.5/10.
        Oct 30, 2017
      3. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        "What about Bioshock 2?"

        Never played it, but the general response to it was "this game didn't happen. There was no Bioshock 2."
        Oct 30, 2017
      4. Zerginfestor
        Zerginfestor
        The people who piss on Bioshock 2 are usually just cunts who uphold Bioshock 1 too much. Bioshock 2, gameplay wise, is superior compared to Bioshock 1 and in no doubt superior to Bioshock Infinite. Story-wise, it's definitely better than Infinite, dunno about 1, though, but it's good enough to be immersive and enjoyable through and through.
        Oct 30, 2017
    18. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      Want to know who to blame for The Great Depression, 9/11, WWII and Fallout 3? It was Walpole.
      1. TorontRayne likes this.
    19. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      Tried using CivFanatics today. Oh my god, it looks horrible. I know it looked kinda dated before, but I liked the old look.
      1. TorontRayne likes this.
      2. Risewild
        Risewild
        Damn, it does look horrible. I had no idea it had changed.
        Oct 28, 2017
    20. Ben Soto
      Ben Soto
      Had a weird dream last night where Obsidian managed to finagle the Pokemon license out of GF and made a C&C-heavy Pokemon game. It was weird
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        As much as I like both things... no thank you.
        Oct 27, 2017
      2. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        Yeah... I like Obsidian, I like C&C and I like Pokemon, but a combination of the three would likely result in bad times for everybody involved. I don't even know if Obsidian could do an E-rated story well.
        Oct 27, 2017
      3. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Adult themed Pokemon PA...oh wait SMT/Persona. Haha.
        Oct 27, 2017
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Oct 11, 2000 (Age: 18)
    Home Page:
    http://www.icarusexperiment.wordpress.com
    Location:
    Williams, Arizona
    Occupation:
    Aspiring writer and game critic.

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    HOW I RANK THE SERIES
    Fallout: New Vegas (9.5/10) > Fallout (7.5/10) = Fallout 4 (7.5/10) > Fallout 2 (3.5/10) > Fallout 3 (3.0/10)]

    NOW PLAYING
    Why the hell can't I finish a game? No, seriously. I jump between games like a methhead on crack.