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Crni Vuk

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Sawyer is loosing his mind. Apr 25, 2018 at 1:31 AM

Crni Vuk was last seen:: Viewing thread Post The Funniest Video You Can Think Of, Apr 25, 2018 at 4:59 PM

1. Crni Vuk
  Sawyer is loosing his mind.
  
  Apr 25, 2018 at 1:31 AM
  2. R.Graves
    *losing
    
    Apr 25, 2018 at 2:10 AM
    
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  3. R.Graves
    I gotta be honest I was expecting a "fuck you kid"
    
    Apr 25, 2018 at 2:37 AM
  4. Crni Vuk
    Fuck you kid. Always expect the unexpected from Vuk.
    
    Apr 25, 2018 at 2:49 AM
2. Crni Vuk
  Entferne zuerst den Balken aus deinem Auge, dann kannst du klar sehen, um auch den Splitter aus dem Auge deines Mitmenschen zu ziehen.
  
  Apr 11, 2018
  2. zegh8578
    men for et mas...
    
    Apr 11, 2018
    
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3. Crni Vuk
  Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru.
  
  Apr 10, 2018
  1. Black Angel likes this.
  2. Cobra Commander
    NANI?????!!!!!!!!!!
    
    Apr 11, 2018
    
    Crni Vuk and Black Angel like this.
4. Crni Vuk
  Someone should make a bong, so big that it requires a nuclear weapon to light it up.
  
  Mar 1, 2018
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  3. eissa
    Someone should grow implantable organ that could produce drugs, that way i could save more money.
    
    Mar 2, 2018
  4. Crni Vuk
    Now I have that image of a drug addict Eissa in my head O__________O
    
    Mar 2, 2018
    
    R.Graves, eissa and Risewild like this.
  5. Risewild
    That's a scary thought
    
    Mar 2, 2018
    
    eissa and Crni Vuk like this.
5. Crni Vuk
  45 people in Germany, own as much money like half of the population.
  
  Jan 29, 2018
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  3. Crni Vuk
    His 1998 version also lookes like a poor mans Kevin Spacey from the 1995 film 'The Usual Suspects'.
    
    Jan 29, 2018
  4. Hassknecht
    Except he rapes his employees now instead of teenage boys back then.
    
    Jan 29, 2018
    
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  5. Arnust
    Baby steps!
    
    Jan 29, 2018
6. Crni Vuk
  Ayyayaya Coco Jambo ayyayai
  
  Jan 20, 2018
  2. TorontRayne
    That's racist.
    
    Jan 20, 2018
  3. Crni Vuk
    SHOW ME DA WEY THEN!
    
    Jan 20, 2018
    
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7. Crni Vuk
  Mooooooonshadow ... MOoooohooonshaooooow ...
  
  Jan 8, 2018
  2. eissa
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WskRAEggqkQ&t=17s
    
    Jan 8, 2018
    
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8. Crni Vuk
  What if 2017 was Fake! And we have actually NOW 2017?!!!!!
  
  Jan 2, 2018
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  3. lolpop109
    Well yeah I said it wrong i meant we should get rid of A.D and just count up from where BC started. So add B.C TO A.D and not have things like 1 BC and 1 AD. Basically just use the Holocene calendar
    
    Jan 3, 2018
  4. R.Graves
    Actually the world was created last Thursday and all your memories are fake.
    
    Jan 3, 2018
    
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  5. Crni Vuk
    What if Trump was actually hospitalized a long time ago, and we're all just made up by his imagination?
    
    Jan 8, 2018
9. Crni Vuk
  Why did the Skeleton not attend the party?
  
  Dec 30, 2017
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  3. Crni Vuk
    Your Skeleton is inanimate? You should better check that.
    
    Dec 30, 2017
  4. Walpknut
    My skeleton is but my muscles and tendons are not.
    
    Dec 30, 2017
  5. Crni Vuk
    https://www.sciencenewsforstudents.org/article/bones-hard-scaffold-influencing-other-tissue
    
    Dec 30, 2017
10. Crni Vuk
  Brownies Brownies Brownies Brownies Brownies Brownies Brownies Brownies Brownies Brownies Brownies Brownies Brownies Brownies Brownies
  
  Dec 24, 2017
  2. Jogre
    Cookies
    
    Dec 24, 2017
  3. lolpop109
    Whites Whites Whites Whites Whites Whites Whites Whites Whites Whites Whites Whites Whites Whites Whites Whites Whites Whites
    
    Dec 24, 2017
  4. eissa
    Crunchies Crunchies Crunchies Crunchies Crunchies Crunchies Crunchies Crunchies Crunchies Crunchies Crunchies Crunchies Crunchies Crunchies Crunchies Crunchies Crunchies Crunchies Crunchies Crunchies Crunchies Crunchies Crunchies Crunchies Crunchies Crunchies Crunchies Crunchies Crunchies Crunchies
    
    Dec 25, 2017
    
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11. Crni Vuk
  winner winner chicken dinner.
  
  Dec 5, 2017
  2. TorontRayne
    milk milk lemonade.
    
    Dec 5, 2017
  3. R.Graves
    Around the corner fudge is made
    
    Dec 6, 2017
12. Crni Vuk
  A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh,
  
  Nov 12, 2017
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  3. R.Graves
    Back when YouTube was 95% shitposting.
    
    Nov 13, 2017
  4. Crni Vuk
    Quite a lot of people say that it was the better version.
    
    Nov 13, 2017
    
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  5. R.Graves
    It was certainly more fun.
    
    Nov 13, 2017
13. Crni Vuk
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI
  
  Sep 16, 2017
14. Crni Vuk
  I wish Trump would watch and understand this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQhHMihnauM
  
  Sep 4, 2017
15. Crni Vuk
  Eissa discovered the like button!
  
  Aug 31, 2017
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  2. eissa
    Always in the shadow..always beneath the heart of man
    
    ^_^
    
    Aug 31, 2017
    
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16. Crni Vuk
  I can't tell the difference between edgy Walp and funny Walp. I need help :(
  
  Aug 30, 2017
  2. Walpknut
    Trepanation is the only cure for that.
    
    Aug 30, 2017
  3. Prone Squanderer
    Don't worry Crni, there's one thing that never fails. A nice glass of warm milk, a little nap and a total frontal lobotomy.
    
    Aug 30, 2017
    
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  4. Crni Vuk
    I'll take the cookies instead.
    
    Aug 30, 2017
17. Crni Vuk
  Sorry about all the people in Texas. Good news is. No one in Germany is talking about Trump really.
  
  Aug 29, 2017
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18. Crni Vuk
  When you find out, black holes don't trap light, but just bend space so much, that it's curvature is so big that light simply can't escape.
  
  Aug 24, 2017
  2. lolpop109
    So if I put my penis in a women will it break ?
    
    Aug 24, 2017
19. Crni Vuk
  TODAY IS LEG DAY, URRAAAAHH!!
  
  Aug 2, 2017
  2. eissa
    what about cardio day? Ya HAAAAK!!!
    
    Aug 3, 2017
  3. Crni Vuk
    Cardio? Where we're going, we won't need ... Cardio!
    
    I do it on seperate days.
    
    Aug 4, 2017
20. Crni Vuk
  He didn't last scaraMUCCI.
  
  Jul 31, 2017
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  3. R.Graves
    Oh just the trans people? Eh...
    
    Aug 1, 2017
  4. Walpknut
    I guess living with your parents really makes who the president is irrelevant.
    
    Aug 1, 2017
    
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  5. R.Graves
    I mean... to be fair... eh no you got me.
    
    Aug 1, 2017
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