R.Graves
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R.Graves

Confirmed Retard, Male, 20, from Kentucky

so Dark Horse cancelled buffy because the rights reverted back to fox and fox is gonna reboot it? i ain't watching it yall can eat my ass. Feb 8, 2019

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    1. Millim
      Millim
      You haven't lived until you've heard Disco Volante on vinyl
    2. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      so Dark Horse cancelled buffy because the rights reverted back to fox and fox is gonna reboot it? i ain't watching it yall can eat my ass.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Sounds too much like Misery porn and Nihilist shock value.
        Feb 8, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I was talking about the buffy comics. They switched from Fox primetime to comic and yet they still have the same sensibilities as a show with a shoe string budget when it comes to the violence and visuals.
        Feb 8, 2019
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        i dunno. when faith killed that rich slayer that was pretty elaborate.
        Feb 8, 2019
    3. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      DBS: Broly was pretty great. but its a shame how little it focused on broly and his relationship to other characters and instead... (1/3)
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      2. Norzan
        Norzan
        I think that's just Vegito respecting his Saiyan roots by calling them by their Saiyan names. Yes, a Vegeta trait, but doesn't mean he's the dominant. Just the mere fact he has Goku's cheerful and easygoing nature plus being benevolent means there's a clear mixture of the two. Kefla is just Caulifla.

        Gogeta is still the best though.
        Feb 6, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        And Caulifla is great, and she has huge boobs.
        Feb 6, 2019
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        i like her midriff. i think kale does too...
        Feb 6, 2019
    4. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      REmake 2's gore is uncomfortably realistic...
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      2. lolpop109
        lolpop109
        Its crazy good considering its just a remastering. You know what they say video games make killers
        Feb 6, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        lol its literally a ground up remake that goes so far as to change the genre of of the game. its a lot more than just a remaster.
        Feb 6, 2019
    5. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Berserk, so far, has been wildly disappointing. to be fair it takes most series about 4 volumes before they get good but idk...
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      2. Black Angel
        Black Angel
        Oh okay. I have to say the starting arc is quite underwhelming compared to what came after. Still, it was a refreshing experience the first time I read it, so...
        Feb 5, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Berserk doesn't start until the end of the SLug Baron battle.
        Feb 5, 2019
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      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        here's hoping. and i'm getting used to the series... less than acceptable panel composition.
        Feb 6, 2019
    6. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Barry Lyndon is rated PG but within the 1st 5 minutes the MC is fondling his cousin's tits. the MPAA really needs to redo their old ratings.
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      2. Supermarauder
        Supermarauder
        I agree. It very off putting when trying to watch some older movies. Like some that are rated R would be PG-13 under the current criteria.
        Feb 3, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        or PG ghostbusters where they all but show Dan Aykroyd get a blowjob. PG spaceballs but there's tons of sex jokes and dark helmet say "fuck even in the future nothing works"
        Feb 3, 2019
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    7. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Kingdom Hearts is like looking at bad crossover DeviantArt but now there's budget and the nightmare is real. 10/10 best series.
      1. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        If you think that Kingdom Hearts is a bad DeviantArt crossover than you have never seen shit on DA. The things I have seen there haunt my waking dreams like a Nam flashback.
        Jan 31, 2019
    8. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Jesus christ uncharted 1 has some of the worst shooting i have ever experienced in a game for starters the reticule is the size of my fist
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      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I heard the first one is clunky as hell but the rest are fine even years later.
        I don't believe most games "age well" or don't "age well" in this regard. If they feel like shit to play now, they probably felt like shit to play when you were a kid but you were a kid so you didn't have a lot to compare it to.
        Jan 25, 2019
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        console shooters, assuming they're good, aren't that bad. unless you just suck at games.
        Jan 26, 2019
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      5. SquiglyContiello
        SquiglyContiello
        Honestly prefer the collectathon console shooters more. Especially Ratchet and Clank.
        Jan 26, 2019
    9. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Silent Hill has to be one of the most misunderstood franchises of all time even by fans.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        that's exactly the thing tho. all it did was change the shape of the head on the game's one monster. its just bad. iirc until dawn was marketed as trying to do the same thing tho. maybe check that out?
        Jan 27, 2019
      3. SquiglyContiello
        SquiglyContiello
        Heard that was good only problem is that it's an exclusive.
        Jan 27, 2019
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        just get a ps4 then. they're fairly cheap now. about 240 bucks. the library is actually decent now too. plus you no longer have to worry about shit PC ports.
        Jan 27, 2019
    10. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      lol if you google "enough rope to hang myself" you get ads for rope. but do it twice and google starts spamming suicide prevention.
      1. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        little slow on the draw there google.
        Jan 23, 2019
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        That's nice. At least they use their evil Ad powers for something good.
        Jan 23, 2019
    11. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      doctor who, as much as its constantly changing, sticks so rigidly to its formula that its irritating.
    12. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      HA HA! BIG JOHN HA HA! That's me.
    13. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      THUG 2 has the best soundtrack out of any TH game don't @ me.
    14. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      "in the interest of authenticity the target's costume is bulletproof"
      1. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        >shoot him in the head with a highpowered rifle
        >doesn't work
        >shoot him 5 more times
        >he dies

        don't let your dream be dreams.
        Jan 20, 2019
      2. Alphons
        Alphons
        Fun fact- guy that voices Bosco was supposed to voice 47 in Absolution instead of David Bateson.
        Jan 20, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        ... why would you replace David Bateson? he's literally 47 face and all. thank fuck that didn't happen.
        Jan 20, 2019
    15. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      i wish i was Hispanic and people called me King Spiccolo
    16. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      29 alerts. fucking 29. jesus fucking christ.
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      2. Risewild
        Risewild
        You get used to it. It's still a slog going through all of them to see which are worth it, though.
        Jan 15, 2019
      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I've not been here long and the most I got was about 25. I usually come back to anywhere around 9 on the weekdays and when I don't come on during the weekend I come back to 20+. Facebook once gave me 500+ when I was gone for a week before they changed their notification system.
        Jan 15, 2019
      4. Risewild
        Risewild
        I only usually get high numbers when I have to "disappear" for a month or so. Then they pile up and I have to go through them to see which ones are worth checking out (like people mentioning or quoting me).
        Jan 16, 2019
    17. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      The Dragon Ball super manga literally just says "go watch the movie faggot" as an excuse for rushing through its first arc in like 55 pages.
      1. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        no lie its off to the side of one of the panels. and i quote "if you'd like to enjoy the party in full, check out the battle of gods movie!"
        Jan 14, 2019
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Toyotaro is a hack fraud. THe Dragon Ball Super manga is just a promo Pamphlet that Toriyama couldn't evenbe assed enough to draw himself.
        Jan 14, 2019
    18. R.Graves
      R.Graves
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      3. Black Rose
        Black Rose
        I work for a telemarketing company and it was either answer phone calls or emails, and since I didn't have a landline at the time, it was emails. Not a glorious job, but it keeps me fed.
        Jan 13, 2019
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I’d say it’ll bring you fame and glory in due time.
        Jan 13, 2019
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      5. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Jan 13, 2019
    19. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Didnt care much for Get Out but the guy's next movie is looking pretty great. wanna see what he can do when hes not distracted by muh racism
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    20. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      nothing more annoying than when someone in "pain" makes these little moans and grunts every 2 fucking seconds because "look at me! care!"
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Worst are the sounds made by people in actual excrutiating pain. The sound that never occurs in movies, but in real life footage where people smash themselves to bits - that scraping, growling moan. I've heard it in vids where people shoot themselves, as well as vids where people survived falls, only to shatter their skeleton
        Jan 13, 2019
      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        That long, drawn-out growling moan is the worst sound ever
        Jan 13, 2019
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