R.Graves
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R.Graves

Confirmed Retard, Male, 20, from Kentucky

Holy fuck Red Dead Redemption II is such a fucking chore. Aug 18, 2019 at 8:08 PM

R.Graves was last seen:
Aug 24, 2019 at 12:39 AM
    1. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Holy fuck Red Dead Redemption II is such a fucking chore.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        It's taken the heavy scripting to uncharted levels except they forgot to make interesting stuff happen.
        Aug 19, 2019 at 9:21 PM
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Let me do something in your gaaaaaaaaame
        Aug 19, 2019 at 9:21 PM
      4. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Got red dead redemption II so I can never play it while I'm never playing all the other games I'm not playing
        Aug 19, 2019 at 11:02 PM
    2. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Got red dead redemption II so I can never play it while I'm never playing all the other games I'm not playing
      1. zegh8578 and Supermarauder like this.
    3. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Saga is a hell of comic. A rare thing for something to be this good from literally panel one.
    4. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Metal Gear is so great because it's a serious political military drama but at the same time it's also a really dumb anime w/ cyborg ninjas
      1. Supermarauder likes this.
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      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Except the only one of those that's played for laughs is the infinite ammo joke and maybe naked raiden.
        Aug 15, 2019
      4. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Naked Raiden is fun though.
        Aug 15, 2019
      5. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        "Why are we here just to suffer?"
        Aug 16, 2019
    5. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      TNO: my father was a kind man a simple man who loved everyone
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      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        I don't know what we are talking about exactly but I want to be involved.
        Aug 6, 2019
        Squadcar likes this.
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        The inconsistency in how BJ talks about his dad in the new order and how he's portrayed as an irredeemable monster in the new Colossus
        Aug 6, 2019
        TorontRayne likes this.
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Not entirely irredeemable. Just racist. And sexist. And abusive. And hating of animals. And willing to sell his own Jewish wife out to the Nazis.

        But I’m almost 6% certain that Rip has a heart of gold beneath that curmudgeonly exterior.
        Aug 6, 2019
    6. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Imagine putting DRM on a 26 year old OPEN SOURCE game. Jesus fuck Bethesda.
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Probably, good thing there are DRM free copies still available.
        Jul 29, 2019
      3. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        I played Doom when I was 8. Dear God.
        Jul 29, 2019
        Risewild likes this.
      4. CerberusGate
        CerberusGate
        You'd have to be a complete idio- Wait, I forgot. Bethesda has Pete Hines.

        Carry on.
        Jul 31, 2019
    7. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Berserk got good once it started to have like... An actual story around volume 5.
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      2. Pwener
        Pwener
        That include the demons too?
        Jul 27, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Of course the demons rape. The horses too.
        Jul 27, 2019
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        One of the earliest pantheons of humanity prominently feature demon rape, where Dumuzid - as a consequense of trying to follow Inanna, his gf at the time, to the netherworld, is raped to death by demons.
        Jul 27, 2019
    8. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      What the fuck why is eight legged freaks not on Blu-ray?
      1. alec
        alec
        'Cause it wasn't very successful? I had totally forgotten about the movie until you mentioned it. Doesn't it feature a young Scarlett Johansson?
        Jul 21, 2019
      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Yeah. And tons upon tons of unsuccessful movies are on bluray
        Jul 21, 2019
      3. Pwener
        Pwener
        Just checked and The Room is indeed on bluray.
        Jul 22, 2019
    9. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Mfw military training right next to my house (literally the backyard) from 8:00pm to 1:30am with helicopters and explosions and sim gunfire
      1. RangerBoo and AureliusofPhoenix like this.
      2. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        I also get the army and airforce guys training around where I am at. Can hear explosion from miles away and their copters going back and forth from the main base and the same airstrip in the next time over.
        Jul 19, 2019
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        You should reenact the weird confused local, who will wander up to them with offerings of hot tea
        Jul 19, 2019
    10. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Hardcore Henry is the best video game movie
      1. Big No
        Big No
        Closest we'll ever get to Crank 3.
        Jul 14, 2019
      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Eh crank 2 want much of a sequel tbh. It wasn't so much crank 2 as it was crank: again
        Jul 15, 2019
    11. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      It still fucks me to this day that Bayonetta is a Nintendo franchise now.
      1. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Now she will be in Smash forever.
        Jul 10, 2019
    12. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Bayonetta is a good game. Devil may cry but now it's even sexier.
      1. TorontRayne and Supermarauder like this.
    13. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      The fact that just dance 2020 is coming out on the Wii is fucking hilarious to me. Who's gonna stock it?
      1. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Wat? The first Wii?
        Jun 25, 2019
      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Yeah.
        Jun 25, 2019
    14. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Every time I play a naughty dog game I always thing "this would be a great game if it weren't for the gameplay"
      1. TorontRayne likes this.
      2. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        Played the first Uncharted game. Hated the complicated puzzle solving to get ahead of the bad guys, just to find the bad guys on the other side ahead of me again.

        The Last of Us tells a great story. But, the combat mechanics suck.
        Jun 22, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        The first uncharted is so painfully mediocre I'm surprised it got any sequels at all. The rest of the series is pretty great tho
        Jun 22, 2019
      4. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        I got the first 3 Uncharted games in a set that came with my PS4. The first put me off so much I never played 2 or 3. I may reconsider.
        Jun 22, 2019
    15. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Much like the original deus ex, human revolution is a great game but first you gotta get past how fucking wretched it looks.
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      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        As long as it has tits on it.
        Jun 20, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Nah it looks like shit when compared to It's contemporaries as well.
        Jun 20, 2019
      4. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        You look like shit when compared to your contemporaries.
        Jun 20, 2019
    16. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      I'm so socially inept a coworker said she like me and all I could say was good and the wonder what she meant by that for the rest of the day
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      3. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Tell her you like space robots but thanks for the compliment.
        Jun 19, 2019
        The Dopamine Cleric likes this.
      4. The Dopamine Cleric
        The Dopamine Cleric
        Graves needs a few out of body experiences. Sexual or drug induced or almost dying of getting hit with a hammer in the head. Idk what else to say. You know im right if you know but if you dont its all because hes an incel. Dont you naturally want to be flirtatious? Dont be so hard on yourself. Being politically correct is the new controlled breeding tactic.
        Jun 20, 2019
        TorontRayne likes this.
      5. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        I like that comment. In order to know what you want sometimes you have to fail. Go for it. Try things out. Use that processor in your brain to run simulations and GO FOR IT! Dicks or Pussies? Fuck it.
        Jun 20, 2019
        The Dopamine Cleric likes this.
    17. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      I have this problem where I consistently fall in love with dead or dying series.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        For a long time I was right there with you. "Survival horror needs tank controls and fixed cameras" but as far as I'm concerned between re 7 and REmake 2 I've been proven wrong.
        Jun 17, 2019
      3. The Dopamine Cleric
        The Dopamine Cleric
        Everything that is possible to fall in love with is dead and dying and constantly being reborn.
        Jun 20, 2019
        TorontRayne likes this.
      4. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Including ourselves.
        Jun 20, 2019
    18. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Seriously the color pallette for human revolution is an absolute eyesore
      1. TorontRayne likes this.
      2. Pwener
        Pwener
        Deus Ex? I actually like all the yellow contrasted with black.
        Jun 16, 2019
        Eshanas likes this.
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        What black? It just assaults your eyes with teal and orange on such a massive scale that it just looks bad.
        Jun 16, 2019
        TorontRayne likes this.
    19. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      I just bought an N64 and a copy of banjo kazooie because there's something wrong with me and I can't stop buying games.
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      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Lulz. Good choice at least.
        Jun 15, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Update 2: bought the last of us, Castlevania Lord's of shadow, and metal gear solid 5: the phantom pain. Was only like 20 bucks tho yeet.
        Jun 16, 2019
        TorontRayne likes this.
      4. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Both good games. Carry on soldier.
        Jun 16, 2019
    20. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Riddle me this Batman, if traps are gay then why doesn't pornhub put them in the gay category hmmm?
      1. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Because they want to appeal to closet fags.
        Jun 5, 2019
        AureliusofPhoenix likes this.
      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Also, who cares if you like traps or girlie boys or space robots?
        Jun 5, 2019
        Squadcar and AureliusofPhoenix like this.
      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Thank you, @TorontRayne. Who cares? And if you’re gay, you’re gay, Graves. It shouldn’t be embarrassing because it’s who you are. You can’t change that. What you can change is how you perceive it.
        Jun 5, 2019
        Squadcar likes this.
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Oct 20, 1998 (Age: 20)
    Location:
    Kentucky

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    My story begins with me covered in semen. Trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly, ESCAPE!!!