R.Graves
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R.Graves

Confirmed Retard, Male, 20, from Kentucky

Hardcore Henry is the best video game movie Jul 14, 2019 at 7:30 AM

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    1. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Hardcore Henry is the best video game movie
      1. Big No
        Big No
        Closest we'll ever get to Crank 3.
        Jul 14, 2019 at 8:36 PM
      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Eh crank 2 want much of a sequel tbh. It wasn't so much crank 2 as it was crank: again
        Jul 15, 2019 at 4:21 AM
    2. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      It still fucks me to this day that Bayonetta is a Nintendo franchise now.
      1. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Now she will be in Smash forever.
        Jul 10, 2019
    3. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Bayonetta is a good game. Devil may cry but now it's even sexier.
      1. TorontRayne and Supermarauder like this.
    4. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      The fact that just dance 2020 is coming out on the Wii is fucking hilarious to me. Who's gonna stock it?
      1. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Wat? The first Wii?
        Jun 25, 2019
      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Yeah.
        Jun 25, 2019
    5. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Every time I play a naughty dog game I always thing "this would be a great game if it weren't for the gameplay"
      1. TorontRayne likes this.
      2. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        Played the first Uncharted game. Hated the complicated puzzle solving to get ahead of the bad guys, just to find the bad guys on the other side ahead of me again.

        The Last of Us tells a great story. But, the combat mechanics suck.
        Jun 22, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        The first uncharted is so painfully mediocre I'm surprised it got any sequels at all. The rest of the series is pretty great tho
        Jun 22, 2019
      4. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        I got the first 3 Uncharted games in a set that came with my PS4. The first put me off so much I never played 2 or 3. I may reconsider.
        Jun 22, 2019
    6. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Much like the original deus ex, human revolution is a great game but first you gotta get past how fucking wretched it looks.
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      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        As long as it has tits on it.
        Jun 20, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Nah it looks like shit when compared to It's contemporaries as well.
        Jun 20, 2019
      4. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        You look like shit when compared to your contemporaries.
        Jun 20, 2019
    7. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      I'm so socially inept a coworker said she like me and all I could say was good and the wonder what she meant by that for the rest of the day
      1. zegh8578 likes this.
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      3. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Tell her you like space robots but thanks for the compliment.
        Jun 19, 2019
        The Dopamine Cleric likes this.
      4. The Dopamine Cleric
        The Dopamine Cleric
        Graves needs a few out of body experiences. Sexual or drug induced or almost dying of getting hit with a hammer in the head. Idk what else to say. You know im right if you know but if you dont its all because hes an incel. Dont you naturally want to be flirtatious? Dont be so hard on yourself. Being politically correct is the new controlled breeding tactic.
        Jun 20, 2019
        TorontRayne likes this.
      5. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        I like that comment. In order to know what you want sometimes you have to fail. Go for it. Try things out. Use that processor in your brain to run simulations and GO FOR IT! Dicks or Pussies? Fuck it.
        Jun 20, 2019
        The Dopamine Cleric likes this.
    8. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      I have this problem where I consistently fall in love with dead or dying series.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        For a long time I was right there with you. "Survival horror needs tank controls and fixed cameras" but as far as I'm concerned between re 7 and REmake 2 I've been proven wrong.
        Jun 17, 2019
      3. The Dopamine Cleric
        The Dopamine Cleric
        Everything that is possible to fall in love with is dead and dying and constantly being reborn.
        Jun 20, 2019
        TorontRayne likes this.
      4. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Including ourselves.
        Jun 20, 2019
    9. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Seriously the color pallette for human revolution is an absolute eyesore
      1. TorontRayne likes this.
      2. Pwener
        Pwener
        Deus Ex? I actually like all the yellow contrasted with black.
        Jun 16, 2019
        Eshanas likes this.
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        What black? It just assaults your eyes with teal and orange on such a massive scale that it just looks bad.
        Jun 16, 2019
        TorontRayne likes this.
    10. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      I just bought an N64 and a copy of banjo kazooie because there's something wrong with me and I can't stop buying games.
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      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Lulz. Good choice at least.
        Jun 15, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Update 2: bought the last of us, Castlevania Lord's of shadow, and metal gear solid 5: the phantom pain. Was only like 20 bucks tho yeet.
        Jun 16, 2019
        TorontRayne likes this.
      4. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Both good games. Carry on soldier.
        Jun 16, 2019
    11. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Riddle me this Batman, if traps are gay then why doesn't pornhub put them in the gay category hmmm?
      1. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Because they want to appeal to closet fags.
        Jun 5, 2019
        AureliusofPhoenix likes this.
      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Also, who cares if you like traps or girlie boys or space robots?
        Jun 5, 2019
        Squadcar and AureliusofPhoenix like this.
      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Thank you, @TorontRayne. Who cares? And if you’re gay, you’re gay, Graves. It shouldn’t be embarrassing because it’s who you are. You can’t change that. What you can change is how you perceive it.
        Jun 5, 2019
        Squadcar likes this.
    12. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      The ideal temperature is 50°F.
      1. Eshanas likes this.
    13. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Fucking Christ I've been on these forums for 3 years?
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        I was told life gets faster after high school but holy shit.
        May 14, 2019
      3. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        It's also most probably not going to improve. You will get more stuff to do and things will get more stressfull and on top of it, you'll have to do most of it on your own and your body will crumble over time, so while the stress keeps increasing it also becomes more painfull on your body and mind.
        May 14, 2019
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        I don't have stress. I'm confident I can make things work. If not now then later.
        May 15, 2019
    14. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Sometimes it feels like all video games are sequels.
    15. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Lol is pronounced "lawl" not "L-O-L". Pronounced as the later it becomes an audible manifestation of cringe.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Is all the lameness of being a grammar nazi multiplied by the material getting policed being made up internet slang.
        May 5, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        ... are you having a stroke?
        May 5, 2019
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Just having fun poking you.
        May 5, 2019
    16. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      I knew old games looked worse than I remembered. They look just as good as remembered on an old CRT. Finally got around to getting one.
      1. Risewild likes this.
    17. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      I can't complain enough about online sellers not giving the deets about whether a game is GH edition or if it even comes with a case.
    18. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Me then: rereleases are cheap and gay I'm only buying original releases!
      1. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        *sees price of SNES copy of chrono trigger*

        Me: ha ha... Yeah lemme get that DS release pls
        Apr 26, 2019
    19. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      I'm no expert or nothing but it seems to me that the best part of every final fantasy game is definitely the music.
    20. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Wierd how gamers tend to hate backtracking for wasting time like that's not the what the entirety of every open world game is.
      1. Eshanas likes this.
      2. Eshanas
        Eshanas
        The problem is, as I identified in NV, is backtracking to unchanging regions. If the backtracking opened up new quests and tiers of stuff, it wouldn't be so bad. New quests every 5 levels to deal with, or stuff like that. But going back to starttown and its the same as you left it? Boringggg.
        Apr 16, 2019
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      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Actually the problem is all the worthless empty space. RPGs should be hub based with an overworld.
        Apr 17, 2019
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    My story begins with me covered in semen. Trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly, ESCAPE!!!