R.Graves
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R.Graves

Confirmed Retard, Male, 20, from Kentucky

so Dark Horse cancelled buffy because the rights reverted back to fox and fox is gonna reboot it? i ain't watching it yall can eat my ass. Feb 8, 2019

R.Graves was last seen:
Feb 8, 2019
    1. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Daleks have no right to be as cool as they are. but they're just awesome as a concept.
    2. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      what's the best way to kill yourself? change yourself so much that the person you hate ceases to exist entirely.
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I understand, man. But a life sentence can be assisted in, even if it doesn’t stop. Even prisoners get books and shower meat.
        Jan 9, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        fuck dude, remember that guy that beat my mom with a 2X4? she face times him with the ipad that prison gave him.

        anyways i ain't going on meds.
        Jan 9, 2019
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        It’s your choice. I’m just letting you know that they’re there for you; as are we.
        Jan 9, 2019
    3. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      the way Doctor who handles mickey is like "aw fuck what do we do with this guy? quick chuck him out the window!" lame i liked that character
      1. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        Male side-characters all get some pretty shit treatment in that show. With about 3 exceptions.
        Jan 8, 2019
    4. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      that recommendations thread will be the end of me.
      1. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        >start recommendations thread
        >get recommended a book series
        >"huh i need something to read while on break"
        >not even two weeks later
        >already spent $120 on this series

        why am i like this?
        Jan 7, 2019
    5. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Vinland saga getting an anime. hope they don't just have every character speak japanese/english. it'd be too awkward.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        anyways yeah, seeing bits of your culture getting adopted by nazis of all people has to fucking suck but what's wrong with the japanese making a comic about norse people?
        Jan 13, 2019
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I'm fine, and yeah, I went a bit over board. I've wanted to punch you in the face so much, so often, for so long, but you aren't completely loathesome, so I usually remind myself that you're just a little douche with plenty of growing up still to do. Then again, we all do. There's no deeper layers here, I just really needed to throw all that in your face. THAT SAID - it was unfair of me. I apologize.
        Jan 14, 2019
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        its cool man. i get it. the persona i've created here is nothing short of toxic. I have found myself playing devils advocate for all manner of evils and generally being a fucktard and its hard to stop once that's how you're ecpected to be. consider this my apology to you. i was being a dissmissive ignorant retard. one day maybe i'll get around to writing an apology to the rest of nma.
        Jan 14, 2019
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    6. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      im fucking drowning in games. bought LA Noire the other day for 3 dollars. games are so cheap now. never thought id have that problem.
      1. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        i'm not even talking steam sales either. im just running around through secondhand stores.
        Jan 7, 2019
    7. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Buy a pack of pepporoni. Lay a bunch on a paper towl. Two layers. And then microwave it for like 3 minutes. Its like meat chips.
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I’m bi, so yes technically.
        Jan 7, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        GODAMMIT NOOOOOOOO!!!

        alright if bisexual people are gay then yes you could say i'm gay.
        Jan 7, 2019
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Ok; I’m not gonna twist your arm over it man. It’s a semantics issue lol; we’re still “friends” <3
        Jan 7, 2019
    8. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      nobody told me how to pay taxes.
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      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Take your W2 or other similar paperwork to H&R Block or do it online.
        Jan 6, 2019
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      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        oh is that what paying taxes is? i did that shit last year. i just thought you did that to avoid an audit.
        Jan 6, 2019
      4. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Depending on your state/country but you're probably paying taxes whenever you get paid or buy any (maybe some) good/service at a legally recognized business. In my state, you pay taxes on everything they can track...
        Jan 7, 2019
    9. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Remember, its not gay if he's pretty.
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I did not expect to go down this rabbit hole with you people, but since I’m already here I’m gonna voice my opinion that traps are gay af
        Jan 5, 2019
      3. Hassknecht
        Hassknecht
        Him. Make him happy.
        Face it, you're a flamier homo than Sir Gaylord Poofington, Duke of Faggotinshire.
        Jan 5, 2019
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      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        traps ARE women. so her. its her.
        Jan 5, 2019
    10. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      its weird that we keep pets. locked in a house against your will wearing only a collar and occasionally your captor just... touches you.
      1. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Sounds like a good time.
        Jan 5, 2019
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      2. Black Rose
        Black Rose
        Take away the first sentence and this is hella funny. Lol.
        Jan 5, 2019
    11. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      My head is filled with snot and no amount of snot rockets can save me from this terrible fate. well boys its been nice. time for me to die.
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        Dec 30, 2018
    12. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Merry Chrysler
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    13. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      is it incestual to have a crush on your cousins half sister? #Kentucky
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      2. Big No
        Big No
        Let's face it, deep down there's a tiny sliver of incest in all of humanity. How many women did Genghis Khan sleep with?
        Dec 25, 2018
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Who cares, go for it!
        Dec 25, 2018
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Fuck it fuck it do it do it
        Dec 25, 2018
    14. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      jesus fucking christ is there anything worse than when your roommates get drunk?
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I had a roomate/neighbor once, in his 50s, who told me he did not appreciate me knocking on his window during the night. I never did such a thing. *Hitchcock music*
        He also told me he had enough of my banging on his door: I never did + he always banged on mine.
        Fun fact: He eventually snapped, tried to attack me, then got evicted.
        Dec 24, 2018
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        One of my best friends would be drunk every day, and call his roomate "crap" or "the crap" or "crappy" depending how you want to translate the word. He ended up urinating inside crappy's apartment, stinking the entire building up to hell. Crappy's a well known Norwegian stand-up comedian today, and to my knowledge, he never mentioned this in any of his bits.
        Dec 24, 2018
      5. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Oh, and then there's my on darling little brother, getting drunk, reaching up to the bathroom vent, yelling "niggeeeer!", knowing full well the vent carries the sound to every apt, and there's black people living there. When he sobers up he tries to buddy up with them, but he notices there's friction. I assume they assume he has serious issues, so it's fine.
        Dec 24, 2018
    15. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Macaulay Culkin is really making the rounds on youtube. good thing he's actually a pretty pleasant guest to watch.
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    16. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Can I just say... open worlds in video games ARE FILLER! they waste your time and artificially inflate the game's playtime (1/2)
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I agree. And that's why I said it could be argued and put quotes around open world. It's not like open worlds we see now. It's that overworld. But the idea is that you can go anywhere from the start (nearly). To me, that's open world enough. These are the things that exist in it and you can go there whenever. But yeah most games could benefit from not being open world.
        Dec 24, 2018
      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        The AAA open world things like Fallout 4, Assassin's Creed, and Far Cry games are what's bad. How Fallout 1 and 2 do it is good. I agree with that sentiment.
        Dec 24, 2018
      4. Black Angel
        Black Angel
        The Gothic games, especially Gothic 1&2 are definitely the magnum opus of Open-World genre. You should definitely try it one of these days, man @Squadcar
        Dec 25, 2018
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    17. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Alien's orginal title of STAR BEAST is so fucking dumb i love it.
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      2. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        I can't imagine a single person that would describe those phallic murderhobos as a fucking 'beast' It'd be like trying to sell the idea that a wyrm is just a countryside pest.
        Dec 23, 2018
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Agreed. i'm familiar with what a beast is. a bear. bobcat. wolf. its familiar and animalistic. the creature in alien is less beastly and more... well alien.
        Dec 23, 2018
    18. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      I hope RAGE 2 does well enough to replace fallout as bethesda's go to PA IP.
    19. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      I realize that Hitman levels are some of the best to ever grace gaming but the fact that we only get 5 per game now is still disappointing
      1. Alphons and AureliusofPhoenix like this.
      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        still if we count hitman legacy as part of the hitman 2 experience then hitman 2 has 10 levels. so... hitman 3 will have 15?
        Dec 23, 2018
      3. Alphons
        Alphons
        There are still two expansions coming, each with a completely new location and missions. IOI also promised bonus missions that completely change location, like Icon, Landslide and House Built on Sand in Hitman 2016.
        Dec 23, 2018
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        also its super worrying that when you compare hitman 2's sales to absolution that sales are down 90%
        Dec 23, 2018
    20. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Getting caught jerking off is embarassing enough but getting caught jerking off to the gays? that's gotta be the worst way to be outed.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        whats dsp?
        Dec 21, 2018
      3. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        Some kind of brain damage, from what I've seen.
        Dec 21, 2018
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    Oct 20, 1998 (Age: 20)
    Location:
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    My story begins with me covered in semen. Trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly, ESCAPE!!!