R.Graves
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Oct 20, 1998 (Age: 20)
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R.Graves

Confirmed Retard, Male, 20, from Kentucky

What the fuck why is eight legged freaks not on Blu-ray? Jul 21, 2019 at 3:47 AM

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    1. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      doctor who, as much as its constantly changing, sticks so rigidly to its formula that its irritating.
    2. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      HA HA! BIG JOHN HA HA! That's me.
    3. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      THUG 2 has the best soundtrack out of any TH game don't @ me.
    4. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      "in the interest of authenticity the target's costume is bulletproof"
      1. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        >shoot him in the head with a highpowered rifle
        >doesn't work
        >shoot him 5 more times
        >he dies

        don't let your dream be dreams.
        Jan 20, 2019
      2. Alphons
        Alphons
        Fun fact- guy that voices Bosco was supposed to voice 47 in Absolution instead of David Bateson.
        Jan 20, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        ... why would you replace David Bateson? he's literally 47 face and all. thank fuck that didn't happen.
        Jan 20, 2019
    5. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      i wish i was Hispanic and people called me King Spiccolo
    6. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      29 alerts. fucking 29. jesus fucking christ.
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      2. Risewild
        Risewild
        You get used to it. It's still a slog going through all of them to see which are worth it, though.
        Jan 15, 2019
      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I've not been here long and the most I got was about 25. I usually come back to anywhere around 9 on the weekdays and when I don't come on during the weekend I come back to 20+. Facebook once gave me 500+ when I was gone for a week before they changed their notification system.
        Jan 15, 2019
      4. Risewild
        Risewild
        I only usually get high numbers when I have to "disappear" for a month or so. Then they pile up and I have to go through them to see which ones are worth checking out (like people mentioning or quoting me).
        Jan 16, 2019
    7. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      The Dragon Ball super manga literally just says "go watch the movie faggot" as an excuse for rushing through its first arc in like 55 pages.
      1. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        no lie its off to the side of one of the panels. and i quote "if you'd like to enjoy the party in full, check out the battle of gods movie!"
        Jan 14, 2019
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Toyotaro is a hack fraud. THe Dragon Ball Super manga is just a promo Pamphlet that Toriyama couldn't evenbe assed enough to draw himself.
        Jan 14, 2019
    8. R.Graves
      R.Graves
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      3. Black Rose
        Black Rose
        I work for a telemarketing company and it was either answer phone calls or emails, and since I didn't have a landline at the time, it was emails. Not a glorious job, but it keeps me fed.
        Jan 13, 2019
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I’d say it’ll bring you fame and glory in due time.
        Jan 13, 2019
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      5. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Jan 13, 2019
    9. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Didnt care much for Get Out but the guy's next movie is looking pretty great. wanna see what he can do when hes not distracted by muh racism
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    10. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      nothing more annoying than when someone in "pain" makes these little moans and grunts every 2 fucking seconds because "look at me! care!"
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Worst are the sounds made by people in actual excrutiating pain. The sound that never occurs in movies, but in real life footage where people smash themselves to bits - that scraping, growling moan. I've heard it in vids where people shoot themselves, as well as vids where people survived falls, only to shatter their skeleton
        Jan 13, 2019
      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        That long, drawn-out growling moan is the worst sound ever
        Jan 13, 2019
    11. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Daleks have no right to be as cool as they are. but they're just awesome as a concept.
    12. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      what's the best way to kill yourself? change yourself so much that the person you hate ceases to exist entirely.
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I understand, man. But a life sentence can be assisted in, even if it doesn’t stop. Even prisoners get books and shower meat.
        Jan 9, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        fuck dude, remember that guy that beat my mom with a 2X4? she face times him with the ipad that prison gave him.

        anyways i ain't going on meds.
        Jan 9, 2019
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        It’s your choice. I’m just letting you know that they’re there for you; as are we.
        Jan 9, 2019
    13. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      the way Doctor who handles mickey is like "aw fuck what do we do with this guy? quick chuck him out the window!" lame i liked that character
      1. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        Male side-characters all get some pretty shit treatment in that show. With about 3 exceptions.
        Jan 8, 2019
    14. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      that recommendations thread will be the end of me.
      1. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        >start recommendations thread
        >get recommended a book series
        >"huh i need something to read while on break"
        >not even two weeks later
        >already spent $120 on this series

        why am i like this?
        Jan 7, 2019
    15. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Vinland saga getting an anime. hope they don't just have every character speak japanese/english. it'd be too awkward.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        anyways yeah, seeing bits of your culture getting adopted by nazis of all people has to fucking suck but what's wrong with the japanese making a comic about norse people?
        Jan 13, 2019
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I'm fine, and yeah, I went a bit over board. I've wanted to punch you in the face so much, so often, for so long, but you aren't completely loathesome, so I usually remind myself that you're just a little douche with plenty of growing up still to do. Then again, we all do. There's no deeper layers here, I just really needed to throw all that in your face. THAT SAID - it was unfair of me. I apologize.
        Jan 14, 2019
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        its cool man. i get it. the persona i've created here is nothing short of toxic. I have found myself playing devils advocate for all manner of evils and generally being a fucktard and its hard to stop once that's how you're ecpected to be. consider this my apology to you. i was being a dissmissive ignorant retard. one day maybe i'll get around to writing an apology to the rest of nma.
        Jan 14, 2019
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    16. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      im fucking drowning in games. bought LA Noire the other day for 3 dollars. games are so cheap now. never thought id have that problem.
      1. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        i'm not even talking steam sales either. im just running around through secondhand stores.
        Jan 7, 2019
    17. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Buy a pack of pepporoni. Lay a bunch on a paper towl. Two layers. And then microwave it for like 3 minutes. Its like meat chips.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        >_>

        lemme ask you this:

        are you gay?
        Jan 7, 2019
      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I’m bi, so yes technically.
        Jan 7, 2019
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Ok; I’m not gonna twist your arm over it man. It’s a semantics issue lol; we’re still “friends” <3
        Jan 7, 2019
    18. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      nobody told me how to pay taxes.
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      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Take your W2 or other similar paperwork to H&R Block or do it online.
        Jan 6, 2019
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      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        oh is that what paying taxes is? i did that shit last year. i just thought you did that to avoid an audit.
        Jan 6, 2019
      4. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Depending on your state/country but you're probably paying taxes whenever you get paid or buy any (maybe some) good/service at a legally recognized business. In my state, you pay taxes on everything they can track...
        Jan 7, 2019
    19. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Remember, its not gay if he's pretty.
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I did not expect to go down this rabbit hole with you people, but since I’m already here I’m gonna voice my opinion that traps are gay af
        Jan 5, 2019
      3. Hassknecht
        Hassknecht
        Him. Make him happy.
        Face it, you're a flamier homo than Sir Gaylord Poofington, Duke of Faggotinshire.
        Jan 5, 2019
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      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        traps ARE women. so her. its her.
        Jan 5, 2019
    20. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      its weird that we keep pets. locked in a house against your will wearing only a collar and occasionally your captor just... touches you.
      1. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Sounds like a good time.
        Jan 5, 2019
        Supermarauder and Black Rose like this.
      2. Black Rose
        Black Rose
        Take away the first sentence and this is hella funny. Lol.
        Jan 5, 2019
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Oct 20, 1998 (Age: 20)
    Location:
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    My story begins with me covered in semen. Trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly, ESCAPE!!!