R.Graves
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R.Graves

Confirmed Retard, Male, 20, from Kentucky

Reminder: Rick Sanchez, Bojack Horseman, and Walter White are not characters whose actions you're supposed like or defend. Sep 16, 2019 at 1:43 AM

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    1. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      jesus fucking christ is there anything worse than when your roommates get drunk?
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I had a roomate/neighbor once, in his 50s, who told me he did not appreciate me knocking on his window during the night. I never did such a thing. *Hitchcock music*
        He also told me he had enough of my banging on his door: I never did + he always banged on mine.
        Fun fact: He eventually snapped, tried to attack me, then got evicted.
        Dec 24, 2018
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        One of my best friends would be drunk every day, and call his roomate "crap" or "the crap" or "crappy" depending how you want to translate the word. He ended up urinating inside crappy's apartment, stinking the entire building up to hell. Crappy's a well known Norwegian stand-up comedian today, and to my knowledge, he never mentioned this in any of his bits.
        Dec 24, 2018
      5. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Oh, and then there's my on darling little brother, getting drunk, reaching up to the bathroom vent, yelling "niggeeeer!", knowing full well the vent carries the sound to every apt, and there's black people living there. When he sobers up he tries to buddy up with them, but he notices there's friction. I assume they assume he has serious issues, so it's fine.
        Dec 24, 2018
    2. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Macaulay Culkin is really making the rounds on youtube. good thing he's actually a pretty pleasant guest to watch.
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    3. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Can I just say... open worlds in video games ARE FILLER! they waste your time and artificially inflate the game's playtime (1/2)
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I agree. And that's why I said it could be argued and put quotes around open world. It's not like open worlds we see now. It's that overworld. But the idea is that you can go anywhere from the start (nearly). To me, that's open world enough. These are the things that exist in it and you can go there whenever. But yeah most games could benefit from not being open world.
        Dec 24, 2018
      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        The AAA open world things like Fallout 4, Assassin's Creed, and Far Cry games are what's bad. How Fallout 1 and 2 do it is good. I agree with that sentiment.
        Dec 24, 2018
      4. Black Angel
        Black Angel
        The Gothic games, especially Gothic 1&2 are definitely the magnum opus of Open-World genre. You should definitely try it one of these days, man @Squadcar
        Dec 25, 2018
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    4. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Alien's orginal title of STAR BEAST is so fucking dumb i love it.
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      2. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        I can't imagine a single person that would describe those phallic murderhobos as a fucking 'beast' It'd be like trying to sell the idea that a wyrm is just a countryside pest.
        Dec 23, 2018
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Agreed. i'm familiar with what a beast is. a bear. bobcat. wolf. its familiar and animalistic. the creature in alien is less beastly and more... well alien.
        Dec 23, 2018
    5. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      I hope RAGE 2 does well enough to replace fallout as bethesda's go to PA IP.
    6. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      I realize that Hitman levels are some of the best to ever grace gaming but the fact that we only get 5 per game now is still disappointing
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        still if we count hitman legacy as part of the hitman 2 experience then hitman 2 has 10 levels. so... hitman 3 will have 15?
        Dec 23, 2018
      3. Alphons
        Alphons
        There are still two expansions coming, each with a completely new location and missions. IOI also promised bonus missions that completely change location, like Icon, Landslide and House Built on Sand in Hitman 2016.
        Dec 23, 2018
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        also its super worrying that when you compare hitman 2's sales to absolution that sales are down 90%
        Dec 23, 2018
    7. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Getting caught jerking off is embarassing enough but getting caught jerking off to the gays? that's gotta be the worst way to be outed.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        whats dsp?
        Dec 21, 2018
      3. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        Some kind of brain damage, from what I've seen.
        Dec 21, 2018
      4. RangerBoo
    8. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      maybe i've spent too much time with toei's work but episode 39 of attack on titan's opening action sequence blew my balls off.
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      2. MPPlantOfficial
        MPPlantOfficial
        Jeez weren't you the guy talking about having taste in the movie thread? You watch this anime? There are better choices out there. The pacing of this manga/anime is horrible.
        Main character = EVERY angry Teen Shounen protagonist with Plot Armor.
        Dec 18, 2018
      3. MPPlantOfficial
        MPPlantOfficial
        That was amazing when he got devoured and you thought the mangaka actually had the balls to shift perspective and make either of his 2 friends the protagonist but NOPE generic Anime plot armor kicks in and Hidden Powahhh Transformation surfaces at a critical time. What a surprise....
        Dec 18, 2018
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        YEET!

        not a problem for me. generic =/= automatically bad. but i will say the character designs could use A LOT of work and the show is absoultely drenched in teenage edgy angst. other than that the show is pretty solid imo.
        Dec 19, 2018
    9. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Bailey Jay is objectively the best porn star.
      1. Hassknecht
        Hassknecht
        Well, unless you're straight.
        Dec 17, 2018
      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        trans women ARE women, you bigot
        Dec 18, 2018
      3. MPPlantOfficial
        MPPlantOfficial
        her content is hard to find. all locked behind pay walls
        Dec 19, 2018
    10. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      was at a gamestop...
      1. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        the pop funko section takes up the same amount of room as the ps3 section. shilling fallout 76 everywhere. barely any games. DS games just loose. no retro games. why is this place called gamestop again?
        Dec 16, 2018
      2. ironmask
        ironmask
        Because they stop selling games. Get it because it's called gamestop.
        Dec 16, 2018
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    11. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      One piece is one of the greatest things ever made. its not even up for debate anymore.
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      2. Hassknecht
        Hassknecht
        Eh. It's only about 63% of the usual anime faggotry, so I guess that makes it somewhat decent?
        Dec 15, 2018
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      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        agreed the comedy and filler are pretty bad. and to be fair if it didn't have you hooked by the arlong park arc then it wasn't gonna get ya. still its fucking great as far as im concerned its one of the best things out there.
        Dec 15, 2018
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        At least is not as bad as My Hero Academia.
        Dec 15, 2018
    12. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Naughty dog has become the MARVEL of video games. at least in the sense that each game is fun the first time and ONLY the first time.
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      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        In my experience all of the games they made are like that.
        Dec 9, 2018
    13. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      problem is that outside of his aweseome design there doesnt seem to be a whole lot of character to mr x even in comparison to "STAAAARS"
    14. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      come to think on it Jack baker served a pretty similar function to Nemesis in RE7. i dont mind this. its a good format.
    15. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      REmake 2 has retooled Mr x to be a nemesis clone. that's all well and good for now but won't that make nemesis seem redundant for REmake 3?
    16. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Why is dark souls' difficulty talked up so much by everyone everywhere? dont get me wrong its a proper challenge but...
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      3. ironmask
        ironmask
        They are used to playing easy casual shit like call of duty and the batman arkhem games so when a game that's actually challenging like dark souls comes people will start praising it for being the hardest thing ever because they have never been exposed to anything actually needing skill before.
        Dec 4, 2018
      4. ironmask
        ironmask
        That's why when the crash bandicoot remake came out many people were actually comparing it to dark souls saying it's the dark souls of platformer.
        Dec 4, 2018
      5. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        i mean i wasn't born in that era either. also lol no thats just another example of game journalism being comprised of absolute chucklefucks.
        Dec 5, 2018
    17. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      So despite the fact hat JRPG is my absolute least favorite genre im actually having a good time with FFXV.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        i've played 9 and 10 before. couldn't get into them. tbh i only picked it up because to was 8 bucks and had cute guys on the cover. yeah dumb reason but whatever sue me. that said i couldn't imagine the game without the car unless it had a much smaller map. also cindy's outfit is one of the best things i've ever seen.
        Dec 3, 2018
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        It's very inconspicuous isn't it
        Dec 3, 2018
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        also her hair and accent is just HNNG. but seriously one thing JRPGS have always had is great character designs. even i can acknowledge that.
        Dec 3, 2018
    18. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Im of the opinion that opinions can be wrong if you disagree with me then u only serve to prove that opinions can be wrong eat dicks nah nah
      1. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        my opinion is fact and that's my opinion.
        Nov 26, 2018
      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I’m of the opinion that my opinion is the only opinion that matters and your opinion is irrelevant and non-factual unlike my true opinion. Ave Satanis
        Nov 26, 2018
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      3. Supermarauder
        Supermarauder
        Opinion is fact. Fact is opinion.
        Nov 27, 2018
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    19. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      So DMC5 has an ultra limited edition that costs $8,000. Just when exclusive BS had reached peak madness it suddenly gets worse every time.
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      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        we won't know till the game comes out. oh also there's a "deluxe edition" but it only costs like 10 bucks more than the regular edition.
        Nov 26, 2018
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      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I mean, I wouldn't fork over that money but it is a Real Leather jacket replica of Dante's coat. Those kind of items do go for a lot. I mean, much better than a game case with a cardboard disk inside.
        And, because it's limited, if you don't mind waiting it out, you can then resell it for double the price, some collector is gonna wannna buy it.
        Nov 27, 2018
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      5. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        The one I am having a hard time figuring out is the Nero Jacket version, at least the $8000 version has Dante's Jacket, but who wants to pay $6000 to have Scrappy Doo's jacket?
        Nov 27, 2018
    20. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      its hard to be too mad at games like:
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Hitman: absolution, Resident Evil 6, or DMC: Devil may cry after each franchise as righted its course and returned to glory. i hope one day in the distant future we'll be able to say the same about fallout 3/4.
        Nov 25, 2018
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    Oct 20, 1998 (Age: 20)
    Location:
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    My story begins with me covered in semen. Trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly, ESCAPE!!!