Walpknut
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Walpknut

Testament to the ghoul lifespan

I love replaying RE4 but ho boy, as a 14 year old I used to think the story was the shit and badass. Now I am just laughing out loud. Sep 20, 2017 at 2:52 AM

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    1. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I love replaying RE4 but ho boy, as a 14 year old I used to think the story was the shit and badass. Now I am just laughing out loud.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        The Kung Fu kicks and Super human Wesker?
        Sep 20, 2017 at 3:22 AM
      3. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Yep. Matrix slow mo.
        Sep 20, 2017 at 3:23 AM
      4. Norzan
        Norzan
        Even in my first playthrough i was aware of how cheesy and over the top it is. Seriously, Leon says action hero one liners and sarcastic quips to the villains.

        It's like Capcom finally was aware of how kind of stupid and ridiculous the RE universe is.
        Sep 20, 2017 at 4:27 PM
    2. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Go to a shitty Pokemon movie just to get an early Special Pokemon or keep my dignitiy? hmmm, that's a tough one, for real.
      1. Pwener
        Pwener
        Self respect is overrated anyway.
        Sep 19, 2017 at 7:08 PM
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Marshadow or self respect? hhmmmmm
        Sep 19, 2017 at 10:54 PM
    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Morty's Mind blowers was better than Interdimensional cable 2. Hope the next anthology similarly changes the format so they are all unique.
    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Dragon Ball FighterZ looks so good. I want it on my PC nao.
    5. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      What's with some people's inability to answer shit straight? Do they think they are fucking Profesor Layton NPCs?
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      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        The meeting might be canceled depending on Bob.
        Sep 15, 2017 at 10:08 PM
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        And what did Bob say?
        Sep 15, 2017 at 11:07 PM
      4. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Fire Walk With Me.
        Sep 15, 2017 at 11:14 PM
    6. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Wow, I blocked out how fucking shit the tank stealth was... and to make boring gameplay worse you get whined at by Edgelord Robin...
      1. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Like I said. Shit. Instead of adding tank turrets they should have made the game good.
        Sep 15, 2017 at 3:10 AM
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        The Arkham Knight itself is the worst character I've seen in a game. And the Joker fake outs are so cliche I just roll my eyes everytime they spawn a Joker to ramble shit out of nowhere. I am sure someone thought they were deep with this, they probably just got their driver's license that day too...
        Sep 15, 2017 at 3:26 AM
      3. CerberusGate
        CerberusGate
        The 'twist' of who the Arkham Knight was so lame and obvious that only a child who has never read/seen Batman in any form would be surprised by it. I would have given them some credit had they gone with Damian Wayne (ties in with Talia and Ra'as a lot better).
        Plus during the promo periods IIRC, the devs lied about the Knight being some original character.
        Sep 15, 2017 at 6:55 AM
    7. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      In Japan I walked into the section of a bookstore dedicated to "Libidolls", they are like Build-a-bears, but you fuck them.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        They all look like little girls so it's creepy.
        Sep 14, 2017 at 8:16 PM
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      3. Prone Squanderer
        Prone Squanderer
        It's Japan, what else did you expect?
        Sep 14, 2017 at 9:44 PM
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I wasn't surprised or outraged, just something that I remembered suddenly.
        Sep 14, 2017 at 10:22 PM
    8. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      My god forgot how fucking boring the tank portions in Arkham Knight were, and how cringe inducing the writting was, specialy Joker.
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      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        I couldn't play through it. The first two games were so much better.
        Sep 15, 2017 at 12:52 AM
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        There were three before knight.
        Sep 15, 2017 at 1:19 AM
      4. CerberusGate
        CerberusGate
        Origins was more like a reskin of City though it has its good parts (a lot better than Knight imo).
        Sep 15, 2017 at 6:51 AM
    9. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Mario has nipples now.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Do you think Peach is flat or well stacked?
        Sep 14, 2017 at 4:58 AM
      3. Risewild
        Risewild
        I think it will probably still be flat. Since it has always been flat. But who knows. xD
        Sep 14, 2017 at 7:17 AM
      4. CerberusGate
        CerberusGate
        Ever since Bayonetta got into Smash, I've been expecting a move like this. XD
        Sep 14, 2017 at 7:34 AM
    10. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Mario Odyssey looks really good, that, the rabbids crossover, Zelda and SMT (and obviously the future pokeymanz) make me want a switch.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Maybe next year, I will take a break from saving for Vacations next year in favor of saving for bullshit videogames and books.
        Sep 13, 2017
      2. lolpop109
        lolpop109
        Well if the make a proper console Pokemon game then I will buy the switch.
        Sep 13, 2017
    11. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Nintendo Direct tomorrow, set to be 45 minutes and focus only on coming releases. Hope we get some USUM in there.
    12. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Facebook suggested me ads on Narcos fanpages.... I guess looking for Colombian news registered in their algorythm as being into Narcos...
    13. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Following Japanese games involves a lot of waiting for bad quality scans of random magazines to leak.
    14. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      So Poo in the Pie did something retarded again, now on Twitch, Is that guy just trying to fuck up all ad revenue for everyone?
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Well it's not the first time he does stupid shit like this. It's a "Straw that broke the camel's back" type of deal. Altho I do agree that the DMCA by the Firewatch people isjust vindictive and petty. The damage his behacior does is more felt by other content creators, as he already fucked up shit for youtubers the Twitch streamers are rightfully worried.
        Sep 12, 2017
      3. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        I'm not sure if I have a lot of sympathy for youtubers and streamers at this point. Particularly those, that use youtube and youtube only for their 'income'. If you throw all your eggs in the same basket ... well. With all the stuff that happend so far, people should be aware about the risk of using only youtube for monetisation.
        Sep 12, 2017
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Well they were doing good money until a couple of years ago, and then the adpocalypse happened. I think too many young people got a lot of income too fast without developing any self awareness and this has bred what is basically a hive of slackers with big egos.
        Sep 12, 2017
        Risewild and Crni Vuk like this.
    15. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      It's amazing what a bit of creativity and HTML can get you.
    16. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Feels good to be fixing the National Cancerology Institution's website.
      1. eissa likes this.
    17. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Who even buys games about the Miis?
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        They already produce a lot of arcade and gambling games. Nintendo does so much shit is insane.
        Sep 11, 2017
      3. Arnust
        Arnust
        The thing is that they actually make good games in the way, though. Of their "milked to death" titles the Switch titles alone are doing some grand changes to their formulas, be it to stay or not. And that TBS XCOM-like is actually pretty good lol
        Sep 11, 2017
      4. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Graves is confirmed retard.
        Sep 11, 2017
        Arnust and Walpknut like this.
    18. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I can run everything on Ultra now, this is great.
      1. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        What are your specs? I'm hoping for a Ryzen 3 1300X and an RX 4/580 or a GTX 1060.
        Sep 10, 2017
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        1050 ti and an Eight core Radeon processor. It's not a super high end PC but it is wroking great. Specially with the SSD.
        Sep 10, 2017
      3. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Hate your guts. Hey! This is the new mail Toront old computer parts thread.
        Sep 10, 2017
    19. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I'm going to Japan again on may of next year. It's a good time of the year for hotel prices I think.
      1. Pwener
        Pwener
        Someone has... YELLOW FEVER!
        Sep 10, 2017
    20. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      If gender is different from sex why does the term pansexual even exist? Doesn't that conflate gender and sex into one?
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      2. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        It's not child abuse to say transgender people aren't real, but it is both a). deliberate misinformation and b). a dick move.
        Sep 10, 2017
        Jogre likes this.
      3. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Sep 10, 2017
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Well it does sound like abuse in that case.
        In any case I am jsut trying to make sense of all this Newspeak because it seriously was not thought out at all, and they also intend to do shit like try to dictate changes to the Spanish language while not even knowing how to use their own language.
        Sep 10, 2017
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