Walpknut
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Walpknut

This ghoul has seen it all

Surprise Mechanics ™. brought to you by Late Stage Capitalism. Jun 20, 2019 at 6:21 PM

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    1. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Surprise Mechanics ™. brought to you by Late Stage Capitalism.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Surprise Mechanics ™ Fun™ and Quite Ethical ™
        Jun 20, 2019 at 6:24 PM
      3. Big No
        Big No
        Leave it to EA to dodge questions by saying "we don't call this X".
        Jun 20, 2019 at 7:29 PM
      4. Norzan
        Norzan
        They are only loot boxes when they want to claim their games don't have them (i.e Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order). But as soon as they are in their games, they are "surprise mechanics". Fuck off, EA.
        Jun 20, 2019 at 7:40 PM
    2. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      There are always people who had to jump from legitimate complaints directly to sending death threats to devs, they can never help themselves
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        But this is the polar opposite, they view death threats as a valid way to show your criticism.
        Jun 18, 2019 at 10:41 PM
      3. TheGM
        TheGM
        Death threats are what people who are too stupid to articulate a message send.
        Jun 18, 2019 at 10:49 PM
      4. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        I understand the attachment to the object. It simply implies they lack meaningful lives, instead living in fantasy worlds that are made by retards that just want your money.
        Jun 19, 2019 at 12:31 AM
    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      What are LOD Models guys? Grepix are bad if farway objects aren't high detail, also zooming in 72p images is very smart /S
    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      *Youtubes X game Gameplay E3* All the top results are dipshits bloging about their impressions over footage of some shooter.
      1. Pwener
        Pwener
        What did you expect? YouTube is going down the drain more each year. God I hate how trash modern media is becoming. But it does make gems in the rough all the more sweeter. Like Chernobyl. Binge-watched it yesterday. It was pretty good. I watched it on YouTube... goddammit.
        Jun 15, 2019 at 12:56 AM
    5. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Everytime I get into an enjoyable funk in FO76 the game seems to detect it because it immediately does something to remind me what it is.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Why the fuck is Actor fade and Object Fade defaulting to low? THe game doesn't even recognize my graphics card despite it being higher than what it needs. I see critters and people from afar, I waste ammo trying to Snipe them, walk a few steps ahead and a barrier fades into view in front of them. And sometimes things don't even need to be far to not be visible.
        Jun 13, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I constantly run into invisible trucks that appear only when I am right next to them. THis game is such a shitshow, how are they charging full price for it? I don't even think it's worth it FREE.
        Jun 13, 2019
      4. Risewild
        Risewild
        But it's fun with friends... Right?

        XD
        Jun 14, 2019
    6. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      So playing Nuclear Winter I shoot at a guy from afar, connecting several shots without doing damage...
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Take a few steps forward and the wall in front of him had loaded so I could se a player but there was a literal invisible wall in front of them until I got close. 10/10
        Jun 13, 2019
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Never got the appeal of Battle Royale games tbh.
        Jun 13, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Got bored of BR, tried going back to adventure mode, got to level 5, some robots in a meat processing plant were kicking my ass, I managed to kill them and as I am walking up to the quest marker the Server stops responding. Try reconnecting and the game finds a world, then it promptly hard crashes to Desktop.
        Jun 13, 2019
    7. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Witcher 3 on Switch? SWITCHER 3?
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      2. Pwener
        Pwener
        Dude, I play Fallout 1/2 modded WITH sfall both, and Kotor ALSO modded on my damn LG phone. Pretty soon it will be Oblivion on tablets, mark my words.
        Jun 11, 2019
      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Switcher 3 sounds like a gay porno.
        Jun 11, 2019
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      4. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Now it's funny!
        Jun 11, 2019
    8. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Played Fallout 76 for an Hour. Holy shit, why does this game look so UGLY?
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      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        By you I mean whoever plays it. If you don't play it you are clear of the SCORCHED VIRUS.
        Jun 11, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        It's free this week, I am not giving them a single cent.
        Jun 11, 2019
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      4. Risewild
        Risewild
        Which reminds me, didn't Todd and Pete said Fallout 76 would never be free to play? Well, it is now for a week...

        Another one for the lies list. XD
        Jun 12, 2019
    9. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      XSEED pettily removed Brittany Avery's name from the credits of the TOCS re-releases because she left the company. Douchebags.
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        All those people contributed to the english version of Trails of Cold Steel being so top quality and charming, really leaves a bad taste in my mouth that something I got into so recently already got tainted by tech bussiness douchebagery. Hope NIS America treats them better.
        Jun 10, 2019
      4. ironmask
        ironmask
        Your previous post made me interested in the games. Now reading this makes me not want to buy them.
        Jun 11, 2019
      5. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Buy them, just not the PS4 version. XSEED is only the publisher for the west, their actions don't reflect on the actual game and the newest ones are being distributed by NIS America.
        Jun 11, 2019
    10. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Nothing like spending a month designing a website for an company that at no point realized they needed to have information to display.
      1. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        At least you have a jerb. Amirite?
        Jun 10, 2019
    11. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      E3s have been reallt shitty the past several years. Is there any hope for this one to not be crappy?
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      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Even when it is it might not be playable. So there is that. It might just be GTA with stats.
        Jun 7, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I am cautiosly optimistic about it still. Nintendo is the only hope for this year, altho both Metroid 4 and Bayo 3 have been delayed so I doubt they'll have anything about those 2 for next week.
        Jun 7, 2019
      4. TheHouseAlwaysWins
        TheHouseAlwaysWins
        the games industry is pretty hollowed out but buy more games
        Jun 9, 2019
    12. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      November 15! YEAH!
      1. Pax the Sectoid likes this.
      2. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        2 more and you can officially drink! Oh ... wait I thought you became 15.
        Jun 6, 2019
        AureliusofPhoenix likes this.
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Some day you might make a witty remark Crni, don't give up.
        Jun 6, 2019
      4. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        I am serious, I didn't read November at first.
        Jun 6, 2019
    13. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Less than 10 minutes to go...
    14. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Poketubers come in 3 flavors, all terrible. The try hard Pesimist, the mindless optimist and the cynical click baiter.
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      2. The Dopamine Cleric
        The Dopamine Cleric
        Are you a bot? Is this real life?
        Jun 5, 2019
      3. Pax the Sectoid
        Pax the Sectoid
        Isn't that just Internet in general?
        Jun 5, 2019
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Listen, Pokemon is one of the few things that bring me childlike joy.
        Jun 5, 2019
    15. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      There is a Pokemon SW/SH "Dex leak" running around.... I highly doubt Gamfreak would use the names Twinkape and Swaggoth tho, just imho.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        THey are very squeaky clean nowadays.
        Jun 4, 2019
      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Twinkape is the name we needed in Pokemon.
        Jun 4, 2019
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      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Evolves into GAPERILLA.
        Jun 4, 2019
        AureliusofPhoenix and Squadcar like this.
    16. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      It's really sad how so many people read/watch stories as just collections of events and ignore themes.
      1. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        Most people are normies who just want to watch something, get fan service and epic fights while having popcorn shoved in their mouth. Case in point Fallout 4. Look at how many normies love that game compare to people, like here at NMA, that care about things such as themes.
        Jun 3, 2019
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    17. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      "These members of the team left to pursue their personal projects" Personal Projects = Stream channel with a Patreon. Never fails.
      1. RangerBoo likes this.
    18. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Wanted to find the Foetus Discography but could only found the Aborted Foetus one, damn bands with edgy names, they have very poor SEO.
    19. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      So now we know what Death Stranding is about, It's about...... to come out on November 8.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Collector's edition comes with a creppy fetus in a bottle.
        May 29, 2019
      2. Cobra Commander
        Cobra Commander
        Looks like one of those Ubisoft: The Game, but with many MANY movies. Not for me i guess (maybe if I have a Ps4)
        May 30, 2019
    20. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Don't you find it really cringy when late 30's early 40's nerds with beards insist on using pseudo military lingo for nerd shit?
      1. Big No
        Big No
        "We should be at the comic shop in about 1300 hours, we're Oscar Mike."
        May 29, 2019
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