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Walpknut

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Skill walls for game content are always acceptable and encouraged. Dec 13, 2017 at 6:48 PM

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    1. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Skill walls for game content are always acceptable and encouraged.
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      2. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        There is such a thing as too hard. Just look at, like, half of all NES games, or a lot of the non-Nethack roguelikes.
        Dec 14, 2017 at 12:03 AM
      3. Arnust
        Arnust
        As Roguelikes go it's kind of the point, though. But yes, games don't come with a disclaimer that it has that one and they other one seriously bullshit section. Either you lead and teach the players well that it's their fault and their fault only for not going on or you simply don't or do it other way.
        Dec 14, 2017 at 12:08 AM
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I don't know, read reviews? Watch videos? Check communities' reactions before buying games?
        Dec 14, 2017 at 1:16 AM
    2. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      RPO and Disaster Artist, two movies that survive entirely off of the "I get that reference!" syndrome and have no other merit.
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      2. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        Have you seen it yet?
        Dec 12, 2017 at 1:30 AM
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Yeah, and as someone who has no attachment to the Room I got nothing from it.
        Dec 12, 2017 at 1:34 AM
      4. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        Hmm... I guess you only really "get it" if you have the necessary knowledge and attachment to The Room. I mean, there are a LOT of movies like that. Saving Mr. Banks is one of my favorite dramas ever, but if you don't care about Mary Poppins, it's pretty bland.
        Dec 12, 2017 at 2:48 AM
    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Man, this fucking console must be Magitek, how the fuck can Zelda BotW run so smoothly on what looks like an ipad?
      1. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        Nintendo technofuckery. That's the only explanation.
        Dec 10, 2017 at 3:55 AM
    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      It's official my dudes. I have a Switch.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I already have Shovel Knight on PC. I bought the Switch for the big games, I can buy any Indy I want on my PC.
        Dec 10, 2017 at 5:02 AM
      3. lolpop109
        lolpop109
        Are you testing games Hand held vs TV mode ? Are you noticing and problems on hand held mode like quailtly drops ? True but playing indie PC games while taking a shit is pretty cool
        Dec 11, 2017 at 8:20 PM
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I only play handheld and Zelda runs pretty smooth so far. Doubt there is any difference with Tv mode as all it is is shoving an HDMI cable into it from the looks of it.
        Dec 11, 2017 at 9:40 PM
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    5. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Was gonna buy a Procontroller for the Switch but... holy shit, why are they so expensive?
      1. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Capitalist pigs.
        Dec 9, 2017 at 7:15 AM
    6. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Nothing like a nice Cuphead session to relieve stress.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        So Cuphead is a much better Run and Gun platformer than Supermeat boy :D
        Dec 10, 2017 at 12:15 AM
      3. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        Super Meat Boy and Cuphead are both in different subgenres, but taking them both as platformer, the larger genre they share, SMB is much better.
        Dec 10, 2017 at 1:24 AM
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Except the larger genre Cuphead is Run and Gun. It's entirely based on defeating bosses and the coin stages are even labeled as Run and Gun stages.
        Dec 10, 2017 at 1:26 AM
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    7. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Japan took most awards on that shit. It was like Pearl Harbor all over!
      1. SomeDudeandHisDog
        SomeDudeandHisDog
        I honestly wasnt expecting Persona 5 to win best RPG.
        Dec 9, 2017 at 3:42 AM
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        What Competence did it have?
        Dec 9, 2017 at 4:06 AM
    8. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      What game should I get for the Switch first? Note: No WiiU ports, no Splatoon or Xenoblade 2.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        And 1 copy of Skyrim is one copy too much in my book.
        Dec 8, 2017 at 6:58 PM
      3. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        So, basically, everything I've already mentioned.

        And yes, you should get the Switch version of Mania if you don't already own it anywhere else. It doesn't have any of the technical issues the PC version had.
        Dec 8, 2017 at 7:02 PM
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I have zero interest in Sonic games. I just make fun of them.
        Dec 8, 2017 at 7:18 PM
    9. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      If they ever made Bayou-netta, would it basically be 90's Rogue?
    10. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Project lead offered me to quit as an intimidation tactic. Told her "okay" and the color drained from her face. Priceless.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I haven't quit just yet, but I sent them an ultimatum. They are in no position to fire me right now, and they know it. I will still quit because fuck them, but not until february.
        Dec 8, 2017 at 1:48 AM
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I know they can0t fire me because right after I said that they immediately approved of something they were rejecting that I told them was needed to complete the project. Fucking rich rats.
        Dec 8, 2017 at 2:01 AM
        Prone Squanderer and Risewild like this.
      4. Prone Squanderer
        Prone Squanderer
        Some people just don't understand the concept of respect, I don't blame you for doing what you did.
        Dec 8, 2017 at 5:49 AM
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    11. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I am so burnt out...
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      2. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        I guess you will have to deal with that till you get pension too.
        Dec 7, 2017
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        But not on the level I was dealing with in here.
        Dec 8, 2017 at 1:49 AM
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I don't take pleasure in being a dipshit to others, I usually am very empathetic but that's something rare on others I am learning.
        Dec 8, 2017 at 1:50 AM
    12. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Have you ever intentionally say a joke so bad you laugh for 5 minutes straight at the recipients pain?
      1. SomeDudeandHisDog likes this.
      2. TorontRayne
        Dec 6, 2017
      3. Risewild
        Risewild
        Nope. My jokes are always AWESOME!
        Dec 6, 2017
      4. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        Is it possible to learn this power?
        Dec 7, 2017
    13. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Just saw a picture of Ol' Quentin Tarantino in 2017 and boy he straight up looks like a witch now.
    14. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Oh boy, I love defusing a situation and managing a good worflow for the Project lead to fuck it beyond belief.
      1. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Work related conflicts causes all war in the world.
        Dec 6, 2017
    15. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      So many young artists focused more on labels like "manga" and aping shit than on making good pieces....
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        It takes time. I am still going through it.
        Dec 5, 2017
      3. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        "There is no manga style. There is just people aping a show or manga they read."

        Uh... I'm gonna have to call bullshit on that. While it may not be called that, or even have a formal name, the manga/anime artstyle is a thing. Even a cursory glance at both mediums is enough to prove that.
        Dec 6, 2017
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        It's only a thing among weaboos and hacks.
        Dec 7, 2017
    16. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      You know, Megaman 11 actually looks kinda jank, BUT all Megaman Games are gonna be released on PC (even Zero) so I am good.
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      3. a721402
        a721402
        So where did you heard that then?
        Dec 5, 2017
      4. SomeDudeandHisDog
        SomeDudeandHisDog
        11 looks like Mighty No 9 but hopefully they wont fuck up the gameplay and take inspiration from other Megaman games instead of just ripping of Mega Man 1.
        Dec 5, 2017
      5. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        The first ZX is Metroidvania, the second ZX and Zero games just have large Hubs with Metroidvania eaque structure but have individual levels like a regular Megaman.
        Dec 5, 2017
    17. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The only kind of stoner I dislike is the kind that just makes their entire being revolve around weed. I get it dude, you smoke the pots.
      1. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        I'm fine with pot legalization here in the States, but can we please get people to stop the stoner mentality. It drives me nuts.
        Dec 5, 2017
    18. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Sure love pulling double dutty due to mismanagement.
      1. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        You will be boss one day.
        Dec 4, 2017
    19. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Is there a way to beat the Dragon's second stage without chaser? Because I feel like I need the power of Spreadshot for the third. Cuphead.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Apparently Lobber is the way to go. Not sure if I have enough coins. Gotta see if I find some secret ones.
        Dec 4, 2017
      2. Cobra Commander
        Cobra Commander
        Roundabout in first stage and lobber in second and third. For this last, don't hit his projectiles.
        Dec 4, 2017
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Alright but I only have coins for 1 purchase. I did okay with the base shot for the first stage so I'll just get Lobber.
        Dec 4, 2017
    20. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The Genie and the Bird are probably the easiest bosses so far.
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