Walpknut
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Walpknut

This ghoul has seen it all

I don't understand the logic of how someone can becalled the creator of a series when they don't actually write or direct any of it. Aug 19, 2019 at 9:25 PM

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    1. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Being a graphic designer is when you recognize freepik assets on Professional promotional material and laugh about it with a single tear.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        It astounds me sometimes, how - with all the expertise that exists, those who want to hire it - don't know where to even look, and end up hiring people who *are not* experts
        Jul 16, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I can spot Flaticon and Freepik vectors from a mile away now.
        Jul 16, 2019
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I mean they are okay for quick mock ups and the like, but on official government audiovisual material? Are you insane? Altho this new Government is giftedly incompetent so it doesn't surprise me at this point.
        Jul 16, 2019
    2. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Jesus Fucking Christ that story about the incel that killed a girl he was stalking and shared the video is just fucked.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Are you having.... issues down there Toront?
        Jul 16, 2019
      3. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Not at all. I probably get more pussy than all the people currently online. Twice as much cock too.
        Jul 16, 2019
        AureliusofPhoenix and Squadcar like this.
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        'k......
        Jul 16, 2019
    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Minigames in turn based combat are overrated. They can overstay their welcome more easily than endless grinding.
      1. Risewild likes this.
      2. Risewild
        Risewild
        I hate stuff like that.
        Jul 16, 2019
    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      How would history have changed if instead of next to a biker bar, the T-800 had landed next to a Furry convention?
      1. Big No
        Big No
        That was the T-800, T-1000 is the cop. C'mon dude, this is Terminator 101.
        Jul 15, 2019
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Fixed.
        Jul 15, 2019
    5. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Either these new school Mexican dub VAs suck, or this MHA movie is just fucking shit.
    6. 5545Trey
      5545Trey
      You can't expect people who've never seen the word "glass" used in that context before to immediately realize, "Oh, that's exactly what I was expecting them to do!"
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Do you think Slap him means to give him a High Five?
        Jul 14, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        [club him] Oh cool, it's like, to go pick up chicks and dance!
        [Fuck him in the ass] It's to like help him impregnating his donkey, is he like a farmer or something?
        Jul 14, 2019
      4. Big No
        Big No
        Well, we do have "that's the shit". Comparing something cool to feces isn't exactly what I'd have in mind for slang but we got here somehow nonetheless. Just wait a few years and I'm sure we'll get slang just as weird.
        Jul 14, 2019
    7. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Even tho I dislike TTG games, I think people who thought "glassing someone" was offering them a drink are fucking stupid.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Doesn't even need an analysis of the story, glassing someone is not offering them a drink.
        Jul 13, 2019
      3. 5545Trey
        5545Trey
        I guess a lot of people didn't know what "glassing" meant until they saw that scene.
        Jul 13, 2019
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        So if they saw "Knife him" they would have assumed it was an option to cut up a slice of pie and offer it to him?
        Jul 13, 2019
    8. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Moar like RIP Torn... because he just died.
      1. Big No
        Big No
        Robocop 3 is unappreciated in this time.
        Jul 10, 2019
    9. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Guess the game: two brothers murder the population of a colorful island for Satan.
      1. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Mario Bros.
        Jul 10, 2019
      2. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        Cuphead?
        Jul 10, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Yo got it.
        Jul 10, 2019
    10. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Very few things are as misleading as the first 10 seconds of the Rurouni Kenshin opening song.
      1. Pax the Sectoid
        Pax the Sectoid
        That One Ok Rock song or something else?
        Jul 8, 2019
    11. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      That streamer selling her bath water proves my thesis that gaming livestreams are camshows for puritans.
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      2. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        Its both sad and pathetic that men will pay money for stuff like used bath water. No wonder so many thots make bank on Twitch. Funny how you never hear feminist like Anita go off on Twitch girls for using their sexuality to make money.
        Jul 9, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        The girl is smart for what she is doing, but it still is banking on pathetic lonely people with unsanitary fetishes.
        Jul 9, 2019
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Isn't sex inherently unsanitary?
        Jul 9, 2019
    12. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Thinking about starting a KS or Indiegogo campaign to fund the first episodes of my comic project. GOnna need a year to plan it well.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Don't wanna end up on "disastrous kickstarters" if I don't study up the risks and costs properly.
        Jul 3, 2019
      2. alec
        alec
        You have a comic project? Please elaborate or link?
        Jul 4, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        In summary is an urban fantasy story taking place at the turn of the millenium, seeking to explore themes of radicalization, corruption, different strands of philosophy and the political situation in Colombia but all tied up with some humor. I would gladly elaborate much more but I am at work right now, maybe later.
        Jul 4, 2019
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    13. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Why wasn't Back to the Future 2 called Back 2 the Future?
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      2. Risewild
        Risewild
        It's because the "fad" of using numbers for words in movie titles only started to appear 10-15 years later. XD

        Back then the industry standard was to just put the number after the title. I guess people were more critic of using proper words instead of replacing them with the number, back then. Don't want to look like someone is too dumb to spell "to" properly. Or something. XD
        Jul 4, 2019
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      3. alec
        alec
        Risewild beat me to it, but I think the fad started in 1995 with "SE7EN" (a mere 6 years after "BttF2"). I clearly remember people actually being impressed with the way it was spelled, how clever it was and what have you. After "SE7EN" you started to see it everywhere. Like really everywhere, not only in movie titles.
        Jul 4, 2019
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        That's why the 90's was the peak of human culture.
        Jul 4, 2019
    14. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      People who don't like turn based games really seem to be on a crusade to rid the world of games with turn based mechanics.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Apparently those dime a dozen Musou games are better than the original series they are chasing on according to some people.
        Jun 30, 2019
      3. Risewild
        Risewild
        @Pwener . I wouldn't say that the stealth in gamebryo is better. You can literally be next to an enemy and the enemy can't see you... Pipboy light affect stealth, but having the Pipboy radio blasting Butcher Pete doesn't. (1/2)
        Jul 1, 2019
      4. Risewild
        Risewild
        Also in the classic games, when you sneak near enemies, you start gaining exp regularly, until you get spotted or you get the same amount of experience you would get from killing that enemy. So you actually can level your character while avoiding having to fight. (2/2)
        Jul 1, 2019
        Squadcar likes this.
    15. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Sunset Overdrive tries really hard to be cool but it just ends up looking like a guy having a midlife crisis.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Moment that made me uninstall "Your street name isn't Heisenberg, is it?" Talk about your shitty jokes aging like milk.
        Jun 30, 2019
      2. Big No
        Big No
        Gameplay is good though, I'm almost at 100% atm.
        Jun 30, 2019
    16. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Caught an Adam Sandler move by accident, in a single scene, in 10 seconds I think I got assaulted by like 100 different product placements.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        He is like a cop, there is a zoom in to a shelf on a convience store, there was Product placement for drugs, Sandler's character mentions mountain dew and a specific flavor of Doritos and while he talks to a character the thing on the foreground are some kind of snack, everything else on the shelves was a recognizable brand too.
        Jun 30, 2019
      2. Pwener
        Pwener
        That first post. The fact that you misspelled "movie" with "move" gives everything such a bizarre and sexual twist to what you're describing. Like "Adam Sandler" being slang for a sex act.
        Jun 30, 2019
    17. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      That new Sonic Racing game has a Pedophile as DLC.
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      2. Pwener
        Pwener
        I have no idea who that is.
        Jun 30, 2019
      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I knew about the "Yogventures" scam, but that's... wtf
        Jun 30, 2019
      4. Big No
        Big No
        @Pwener The best damn sarcastic LPer that ever existed.
        Jun 30, 2019
    18. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Migraines suck. It's like your very being is in pain.
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      2. The Dopamine Cleric
        The Dopamine Cleric
        What color was your headache?
        Jun 29, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Green and purple.
        Jun 29, 2019
      4. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Sounds like one of them geyaches.
        Jun 29, 2019
    19. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The Stadia is already crashing and burning without even coming out.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        What you like owning things? Lol you must be retarded.
        -walpknut 2019
        Jun 29, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I like owning things, but I prefer owning actual worthwile things, not CDs like a hoarder with an addiction to Monster Energy drink.
        Jun 29, 2019
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Like an apartment, a Smart tv, an electric guitar, a good PC, a treadmill, nice clothes, paying for further art education, traveling abroad once a year, you know?
        Jun 29, 2019
    20. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      On Endgame, during Ironman' first scene no make up was used. In fact they just REMOVED make up from RDJ and skipped the digital deaging.
      1. Cobra Commander likes this.
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        When he does the snap they further removed more make up. During this sequence the sentence "Don't do drugs kids" flashes briefly on screen #filmfacts
        Jun 27, 2019
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