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Valkyria Chronicles 4 for the Switch? Noice. Dec 14, 2017 at 11:58 PM

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    1. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The Genie and the Bird are probably the easiest bosses so far.
    2. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Cuphead is really fun, nowhere near the "IMPOSSIBLE!" people make it out to be.
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      2. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Anything coming from Bethesda is a special case and can not be used as example or argument.
        Dec 5, 2017
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Having an opinion that directly states lots of inaccuracies does make you look like you didn't play the game.
        Dec 5, 2017
        Black Angel likes this.
      4. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        Look, I can't tell you what you saw when you played, only what I saw when I played. And what I saw didn't impress me. Except for what I was actually looking at, which actually did look cool, but otherwise, eh.
        Dec 5, 2017
    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Make a game where, when you pick "easy mode" it turns out is just a sticker that falls off and reveals it's actually the highest dificulty.
      1. R.Graves and a721402 like this.
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      3. Black Angel
        Black Angel
        @Ben Soto huh? What I kind of games making you play them multiple times to see 'the real ending'?
        Dec 3, 2017
      4. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        Assuming the game expects me to play on normal difficulty, then any game where the true ending is locked behind Expert mode is total bullshit. Castlevania Bloodlines had this issue horrendously. Ghost and Goblins, too.
        Dec 3, 2017
      5. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Git gud then.
        Dec 3, 2017
    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Cuphead has an easy mode but apparently it's not easy enough. They should just not have easy mode at all.
    5. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Finally bought Cuphead. Time to get my shit rocked.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        When I actually lot to a few characters and Bosses in Ultra Sun I was actually excited because since Gen 5 Pokemon games have all been pretty easy. I actually had to think around my type weaknesses or how to undermine the boss' boosts. The most fun I've had with the main game in years.
        Dec 3, 2017
      3. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        Yeah, there is such a thing as a game being too easy. Kirby's Epic Yarn, with it's complete inability to die, is one of those cases.
        Dec 3, 2017
      4. Black Angel
        Black Angel
        @Ben Soto nobody are telling you that you didn't beat New Vegas because you didn't play it on Very Hard with Hardcore mode on. a721402 definitely talked about beating the game on devs's intended difficulty/challenge, aka 'normal' difficulty. And again, you shouldn't be telling devs to provide easy mode, especially if they have specific audience in mind or just wanted to make specific game that they love to make.
        Dec 3, 2017
    6. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I would love to get to that point in life where I could charge a 5 figure salary for low effort minor work.
    7. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Finally got a PC controller again.
    8. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Harassing people online about things that aren't your business and crying when they block you, activism for retatds.
      1. SomeDudeandHisDog likes this.
      2. Einhanderc7
        Einhanderc7
        Hey ya'll, if we get 500 likes on this comment Walpknut will save a shaved cat.
        Dec 1, 2017
    9. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Why do they even bother casting big actors for the Hero movies now? They are 90% cgi. They would look better fully animated.
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      2. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        I honestly disagree. Realistic CG isn't exactly something you want an entire movie made out of.
        Dec 1, 2017
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        R-graves I am not surprised rethorical questions are hard for you to get...
        Dec 1, 2017
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        At this point Robert Downey Jr's and Chris Evans' performances are so phoned in they might as well be replaced with CGI puppets.
        Dec 1, 2017
    10. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Kinda suspicious that FO4 got the highest amount of positive reviews on the 2 day lead up to the Black Friday sale.
      1. 0wing
        0wing
        Because gotta sell those copies during Black Friday, since Fallout 4 being the most succesful Bethesda title is a total lie.
        Nov 27, 2017
      2. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        You know what? I honestly don't doubt that it sold well. I'd be very surprised if it didn't do well. It's a massively hyped sequel. It's sold like hotcakes.
        Nov 27, 2017
      3. Einhanderc7
        Einhanderc7
        *opens CD case* Ugh they filled it with shit again!
        Nov 27, 2017
    11. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Disempowering the consumer so the "profesional reviewers" feel vindicated in their existence. This is why game journalism is a joke.
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    12. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Ultra sun added what I wanted, a Way to farm Chanseys and Blissey until you reach level 100 for post game. Yus.
    13. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Knuckles: Rookie, the cease fire negotiations are a farce.. Sonic is selling us out... are you ready to sacrifice it all?- Sonic Forces.
      1. TorontRayne
        Nov 26, 2017
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Just a joke.
        Nov 26, 2017
    14. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Knuckles: Eggman is planning to use his death egg to cleanse the animal race, you will have to assasinate him with this rifle- Sonic Forces
      1. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        "Remember - no Mobian."
        Nov 26, 2017
    15. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Charles Manson dying is probably the best possible Marketing opportunity Tarantino could ever have for his new movie.
      1. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        What new movie?
        Nov 22, 2017
        TorontRayne likes this.
    16. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      That OK KO show looks fucking ugly as shit. Why are the animation nerds so in love with it? The stupid 80's shit?
      1. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Seems like that Steven Universe and Adventure Time show in tone. Had some appeal but the animation is shit.
        Nov 20, 2017
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        The animation is enslaved by the ugly character models and the seeming lack of any quality pipleine for storyboarders. The show runner is famous for defending going off model, even spousing philosophies only spoused by those crappy animation studios that the first season of the SImpsons used.
        Nov 20, 2017
    17. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Is The Punisher series as cheap as it looks in the trailers?
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        There's not much there. The punisher only job as a character is to be sad angry and badass
        Nov 21, 2017
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I guess.
        Nov 21, 2017
      4. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        As usual Graves is wrong but whatever.
        Nov 21, 2017
    18. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      It became cool to shit on Sun and Moon, but XY and BW had much more issues and those barely get any call out... Fandoms I guess.
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      2. Risewild
        Risewild
        Ah, the joys of seeing two pokemon fans discussing features and whatevers I have no idea what they are... I didn't understand a thing.
        Last Pokemon game I played was on Gameboy Advance xD.
        Nov 17, 2017
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Gen VI didn't add near enough new pokemon and the new region was kinda bleh. Gen V I didn't really care for in general. I'm getting UM sometime eventually
        Nov 21, 2017
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Gen 6 added Mega Evolutions which is a huge game changer, but the main games where kinda weak.
        Nov 21, 2017
    19. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I'll never get those people who buy "love dolls" to keep them company. Manequins and dolls always give me the creeps.
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      2. lolpop109
        lolpop109
        Become a 55 year old neck beard and then re assess your statement
        Nov 13, 2017
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        My mom had a huge porcelain doll collection as a kid... left them st grandma's. I don't go upstairs there.
        Nov 13, 2017
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        My grandma has a room full of porcelain dolls of "Child Jesus" one of them is a giant statue with it's arms extended. I really got creepe out by that room. She is gonna inherit us that house as a way to tell us she doesn't give a shit about us so when the time comes I am gonna go to town with a hammer there.
        Nov 13, 2017
    20. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      "None of this is good Vector. That's why it's called War" - Sonic Forces 2017.
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      2. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        No, wait, hold on. That was real life.
        Nov 13, 2017
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        The Sonic twitter is an anomaly only possible in the post Trump reality.
        Nov 13, 2017
      4. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        No doubt about it. It's really fun to look through it every once in a while.
        Nov 13, 2017
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