Walpknut
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Walpknut

This ghoul has seen it all

Tuca and Bertie is the most obnoxious show I have ever watched. Last time I ever watch anything furries reccomend. Aug 26, 2019 at 2:49 AM

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    1. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Caught an Adam Sandler move by accident, in a single scene, in 10 seconds I think I got assaulted by like 100 different product placements.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        He is like a cop, there is a zoom in to a shelf on a convience store, there was Product placement for drugs, Sandler's character mentions mountain dew and a specific flavor of Doritos and while he talks to a character the thing on the foreground are some kind of snack, everything else on the shelves was a recognizable brand too.
        Jun 30, 2019
      2. Pwener
        Pwener
        That first post. The fact that you misspelled "movie" with "move" gives everything such a bizarre and sexual twist to what you're describing. Like "Adam Sandler" being slang for a sex act.
        Jun 30, 2019
    2. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      That new Sonic Racing game has a Pedophile as DLC.
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      2. Pwener
        Pwener
        I have no idea who that is.
        Jun 30, 2019
      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I knew about the "Yogventures" scam, but that's... wtf
        Jun 30, 2019
      4. Big No
        Big No
        @Pwener The best damn sarcastic LPer that ever existed.
        Jun 30, 2019
    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Migraines suck. It's like your very being is in pain.
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      2. The Dopamine Cleric
        The Dopamine Cleric
        What color was your headache?
        Jun 29, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Green and purple.
        Jun 29, 2019
      4. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Sounds like one of them geyaches.
        Jun 29, 2019
    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The Stadia is already crashing and burning without even coming out.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        What you like owning things? Lol you must be retarded.
        -walpknut 2019
        Jun 29, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I like owning things, but I prefer owning actual worthwile things, not CDs like a hoarder with an addiction to Monster Energy drink.
        Jun 29, 2019
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Like an apartment, a Smart tv, an electric guitar, a good PC, a treadmill, nice clothes, paying for further art education, traveling abroad once a year, you know?
        Jun 29, 2019
    5. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      On Endgame, during Ironman' first scene no make up was used. In fact they just REMOVED make up from RDJ and skipped the digital deaging.
      1. Cobra Commander likes this.
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        When he does the snap they further removed more make up. During this sequence the sentence "Don't do drugs kids" flashes briefly on screen #filmfacts
        Jun 27, 2019
    6. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      RIP Etika. Remember guys, suicide is not an answer, seek out help if you need it.
      1. ironmask and Pax the Sectoid like this.
    7. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Steam Summer Sale starts later today.
    8. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Riddle me this: Which one is the most progressive Pan? Answer in this thread.
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      2. The Dopamine Cleric
        The Dopamine Cleric
        Ahh Mr. Wang loves a good fortune cookie.
        Jun 25, 2019
      3. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        The most progressive Pan is the one that ran around fucking things.
        Jun 25, 2019
      4. The Dopamine Cleric
        The Dopamine Cleric
        The most progressive Pan is the one that got birth control and accidentally killed her bloodline.
        Jun 26, 2019
    9. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      That piece of shit Krifalusci took 7 years to plop out a turd, yet he thinks he is god's gift to animation.
      1. TheHouseAlwaysWins
        TheHouseAlwaysWins
        hes a hack and i never got why people cared about his animation.
        Jun 24, 2019
      2. TheHouseAlwaysWins
        TheHouseAlwaysWins
        The only animation artists from big networks that are notable at all in the past few decades are John Dilworth, Dave Willis, Don Hertzfeldt, and various creators that had their stuff showcased on MTV and AS. A lot of animation that comes from those places aren't actually worth paying attention
        Jun 24, 2019
    10. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Sleeping Dogs at 2 dollars on Steam. Not into GTA type games but it's 2 dollars with all the DLC.
      1. TorontRayne likes this.
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      3. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Good deal.
        Jun 23, 2019
      4. Big No
        Big No
        It also has karaoke.
        Jun 23, 2019
      5. CerberusGate
        CerberusGate
        Good deal though the karaoke gameplay sucks in comparison to Yakuza's.
        Jun 24, 2019
    11. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Tenacious D is coming to Colombia, but they are the opening act to the Foo Fighters, and I ain't payin' to go to a Foo Fighters show.
      1. The Dopamine Cleric
        Jun 22, 2019
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    12. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Surprise Mechanics ™. brought to you by Late Stage Capitalism.
      1. Squadcar likes this.
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Surprise Mechanics ™ Fun™ and Quite Ethical ™
        Jun 20, 2019
      3. Big No
        Big No
        Leave it to EA to dodge questions by saying "we don't call this X".
        Jun 20, 2019
      4. Norzan
        Norzan
        They are only loot boxes when they want to claim their games don't have them (i.e Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order). But as soon as they are in their games, they are "surprise mechanics". Fuck off, EA.
        Jun 20, 2019
    13. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      There are always people who had to jump from legitimate complaints directly to sending death threats to devs, they can never help themselves
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        But this is the polar opposite, they view death threats as a valid way to show your criticism.
        Jun 18, 2019
      3. TheGM
        TheGM
        Death threats are what people who are too stupid to articulate a message send.
        Jun 18, 2019
      4. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        I understand the attachment to the object. It simply implies they lack meaningful lives, instead living in fantasy worlds that are made by retards that just want your money.
        Jun 19, 2019
    14. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      What are LOD Models guys? Grepix are bad if farway objects aren't high detail, also zooming in 72p images is very smart /S
    15. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      *Youtubes X game Gameplay E3* All the top results are dipshits bloging about their impressions over footage of some shooter.
      1. Pwener
        Pwener
        What did you expect? YouTube is going down the drain more each year. God I hate how trash modern media is becoming. But it does make gems in the rough all the more sweeter. Like Chernobyl. Binge-watched it yesterday. It was pretty good. I watched it on YouTube... goddammit.
        Jun 15, 2019
    16. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Everytime I get into an enjoyable funk in FO76 the game seems to detect it because it immediately does something to remind me what it is.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Why the fuck is Actor fade and Object Fade defaulting to low? THe game doesn't even recognize my graphics card despite it being higher than what it needs. I see critters and people from afar, I waste ammo trying to Snipe them, walk a few steps ahead and a barrier fades into view in front of them. And sometimes things don't even need to be far to not be visible.
        Jun 13, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I constantly run into invisible trucks that appear only when I am right next to them. THis game is such a shitshow, how are they charging full price for it? I don't even think it's worth it FREE.
        Jun 13, 2019
      4. Risewild
        Risewild
        But it's fun with friends... Right?

        XD
        Jun 14, 2019
    17. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      So playing Nuclear Winter I shoot at a guy from afar, connecting several shots without doing damage...
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Take a few steps forward and the wall in front of him had loaded so I could se a player but there was a literal invisible wall in front of them until I got close. 10/10
        Jun 13, 2019
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Never got the appeal of Battle Royale games tbh.
        Jun 13, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Got bored of BR, tried going back to adventure mode, got to level 5, some robots in a meat processing plant were kicking my ass, I managed to kill them and as I am walking up to the quest marker the Server stops responding. Try reconnecting and the game finds a world, then it promptly hard crashes to Desktop.
        Jun 13, 2019
    18. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Witcher 3 on Switch? SWITCHER 3?
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      2. Pwener
        Pwener
        Dude, I play Fallout 1/2 modded WITH sfall both, and Kotor ALSO modded on my damn LG phone. Pretty soon it will be Oblivion on tablets, mark my words.
        Jun 11, 2019
      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Switcher 3 sounds like a gay porno.
        Jun 11, 2019
        AureliusofPhoenix and Crni Vuk like this.
      4. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Now it's funny!
        Jun 11, 2019
    19. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Played Fallout 76 for an Hour. Holy shit, why does this game look so UGLY?
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      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        By you I mean whoever plays it. If you don't play it you are clear of the SCORCHED VIRUS.
        Jun 11, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        It's free this week, I am not giving them a single cent.
        Jun 11, 2019
        Pwener likes this.
      4. Risewild
        Risewild
        Which reminds me, didn't Todd and Pete said Fallout 76 would never be free to play? Well, it is now for a week...

        Another one for the lies list. XD
        Jun 12, 2019
    20. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      XSEED pettily removed Brittany Avery's name from the credits of the TOCS re-releases because she left the company. Douchebags.
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        All those people contributed to the english version of Trails of Cold Steel being so top quality and charming, really leaves a bad taste in my mouth that something I got into so recently already got tainted by tech bussiness douchebagery. Hope NIS America treats them better.
        Jun 10, 2019
      4. ironmask
        ironmask
        Your previous post made me interested in the games. Now reading this makes me not want to buy them.
        Jun 11, 2019
      5. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Buy them, just not the PS4 version. XSEED is only the publisher for the west, their actions don't reflect on the actual game and the newest ones are being distributed by NIS America.
        Jun 11, 2019
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