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Walpknut

Testament to the ghoul lifespan

I think Obsidian stole the Muppet shit from me. Feb 24, 2018 at 12:40 AM

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    1. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      FMA Brotherhood is still pretty good for a shonen.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Once it gets over the initial "Let's just recap the manga quickly" first season that is.
        Jan 4, 2018
    2. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      When you graduate into try hard Atheist with Richard Dawkins t-shirts in public, does the ponytail appear itself or is it like a Jedi braid?
    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I am gonna make an obvious joke, I hope someone comes and over explains it to me, that would be super.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        It would be gravy.
        Jan 3, 2018
      2. SquiglyContiello
        SquiglyContiello
        Is the whole sentence your current joke or is it just a normal sentence that isnt a joke? Or is the joke how people will get confused by what you said? Nani?
        Jan 3, 2018
      3. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        omae wa mou shindeiru.
        Jan 4, 2018
    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      So does Luke drink the alien Tit Jizz to purge out the midlichronians in a makeshift enema?
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        ... because he somehow "closed himself off from the force?"
        Jan 2, 2018
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Impressive.
        Jan 2, 2018
      4. Prone Squanderer
        Prone Squanderer
        "That boy ain't right."
        Jan 2, 2018
    5. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      It's the first dump of the year.
      1. lolpop109
        lolpop109
        Was it shit ?
        Jan 1, 2018
    6. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Happy new Year, guys and gals.
      1. a721402 and Prone Squanderer like this.
      2. Prone Squanderer
        Prone Squanderer
        Happy New Year bud.
        Dec 31, 2017
    7. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Reccomend me some non-superhero western comics that came out this year, I am a little behind.
      1. Arnust
        Arnust
        There's Loulogio's "Taxus" in Spanish even, but I wonder how much of the popularity of it is because being his baby or because of genuine merit. Haven't got to read it myself.
        Dec 31, 2017
    8. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The last Jedi needs to get an Oscar for best use of a cgi irish gerbil throwing cgi coins around.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I heard they even Cgi'd Cavill's upper lip in because he had a mustache on for reshoots. I have to get around to watch that one if only to have a laugh.
        Dec 30, 2017
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      3. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        It's true, as he has a contract where he's forbiden to remove the mustache. So they CGId it out. And you can totally see it.
        Dec 30, 2017
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        That movie looked really bad from the very trailers. Switching directors mid project and extebsively reshoot it in 3 months? Doomed to fail.
        Dec 30, 2017
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    9. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The best Plot twists are the ones that make the story less interesting.
      1. Jogre
        Jogre
        How did you reach that conclusion?
        Dec 29, 2017
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        It's a reference of a great Joke Rich Evans made on the latest Best of the Worst.
        Dec 29, 2017
    10. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      How to know someone is trying to bullshit their opinion on a film while trying to sound smart? Count how many times they say "Auteur".
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        ... I just like when a critic can explain why he holds an opinion well. That's really all a good critic needs to be able to do. Well, and not have consistently shit taste :/
        Dec 28, 2017
      3. Arnust
        Arnust
        >shit taste
        Contradict yours even with those coherent and well presented points?
        Dec 28, 2017
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        No. Like when people try to say the star wars prequels are good with ring theory.
        Dec 29, 2017
    11. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Mark Hammil deserves an oscar for that scene where he talks with a moving trashcan and reacts to archive footage.
      1. Supermarauder likes this.
      2. Arnust
        Arnust
        "That's low" - Literally himself
        Dec 27, 2017
    12. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I am glad SEGA heard the screams of anger and Valkyria Chronicles is back to being a turn based strategy - SHooter hybrid.
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      2. SomeDudeandHisDog
        SomeDudeandHisDog
        I heard Julian Gollop likes it, maybe that's an indication that I should play it.
        Dec 27, 2017
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Who?
        Dec 27, 2017
      4. SomeDudeandHisDog
        SomeDudeandHisDog
        X-COM creator, he mentioned that Valkyria played alot like his cancelled game.
        Dec 27, 2017
    13. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Mark Hammill deserves an Oscar for that scene where he talks with a rubber puppet that summons lightning.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        I couldn't imagine how something from now could possibly retroactively ruin something that is great. Just seems to be a simple inability to mentally seperate two products despite their connection.
        Dec 26, 2017
      3. Arnust
        Arnust
        >says while this is a Fallout forum
        Dec 26, 2017
        TorontRayne and Jogre like this.
      4. Supermarauder
        Supermarauder
        That "jizz" is supposed to the blue milk that he drank on tatootine in A New Hope. LMAO
        Dec 26, 2017
    14. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      One thing I don't like about Zelda Botw is that there are Amiibo locked costumes.
    15. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      felt very weird to have my mind work faster than my body, almost as if I was experiencing Lag. Watching Ranma 1/2 while high was a bad idea.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Fuck how is odyssey?
        Dec 26, 2017
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Is okay. Is fun but in small bursts. Zelda BotW is more consistently entertaining.
        Dec 26, 2017
      4. Jogre
        Jogre
        Jesus fucking christ guys, I got 22 notifications from this profile post alone. Give it a fucking rest, please.
        Dec 26, 2017
    16. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I might end up maining Yamcha in DB FighterZ.
      1. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Didn't Yamcha stop being relevant after the tien shinhan saga?
        Dec 23, 2017
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        But he looks like a rushdown character, which is the only way I play fighting games.
        Dec 23, 2017
    17. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      So Bright came out. Anyone has seen it? Is it good?
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      2. Arnust
        Arnust
        Yeah, for sure. Or even District 9-y, without the commitment to its setting. Will put some thoughts at the movies thread tomorrow. I can say I've quite liked it and that it's the best Netflix original I've seen.
        Dec 24, 2017
      3. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        I saw it. It wasn't really all that good. They _really_ squandered the setting and worldbuilding. I really wanted to see a world that's a bit more realistic and believable than this sorta grim setting with Fantastic Racists and all these fucking stereotyped fantasy creatures.
        Dec 24, 2017
      4. Arnust
        Arnust
        Liked that they kept it tight. Supposedly there are nine races and Centaurs and Dwarves are a thing but it stays focused in the ones on the matter. And I don't know, worldbuilding wasn't really a focus and I appreciate that the intro is, while heavy handed, not a hamfisted narration or a similar element.
        Dec 24, 2017
    18. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Happy Whatever you celebrate guys. I am celebrating getting some rest for the first time in 3 weeks.
      1. Juza The Cloud
        Juza The Cloud
        Festivus ?
        Dec 23, 2017
    19. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      'Member when liking or disliking a movie wasn't a political statement nor a morality test? I member.
      1. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        Blame SJWs and the alt-right for affixing values of social justice onto movies with little to no regard for the actual content of the movie nor what came before.
        Dec 22, 2017
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      2. Risewild
        Risewild
        I just blame idiots. I don't need to separate idiots with other "labels". xD
        Dec 23, 2017
    20. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Fuck, finally nailed this fucking Project. It's over.
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