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That OK KO show looks fucking ugly as shit. Why are the animation nerds so in love with it? The stupid 80's shit? Nov 20, 2017 at 4:38 PM

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    1. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Another day another engineer who scoffs at my work because they are dipshits and I have to provem wrong right on the spot with my skills.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Well at least work has thaught me to be able to get on a motherfucker's face when they are being dipshits and fucking up the project because of their own egos.
        Oct 6, 2017
    2. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      If "unncesesarily difficult" is gonna become hip with reviewers, maybe we should make "unecessarily easy" viral to counter it?
      1. Jogre likes this.
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      3. Black Angel
        Black Angel
        And just because the game was made for little kids doesn't mean it has to be designed so that "people who love a good challenge and people with the hand-eye coordination of a blobfish can enjoy the game." It's all about knowing your audience well, and stick to it till the end.
        Oct 8, 2017
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        People who think Cuphead looks too hard have never played a Japanese Bullet hell game.
        Oct 8, 2017
      5. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        I can't talk about Cuphead, but from what I've seen, it looks pretty fair despite being somewhat difficult.
        Oct 8, 2017
    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Wow Fuller House is just... fucking awful, I was expecting dumb cheesiness like the original but this just... agressively unfunny.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Would it matter if I am not into wrestling or the 80s at all?
        Oct 4, 2017
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        No. I was never big into wrestling. The series stands on it's own, seperate from wrestling fandom, as a comedy. And being set in the 80s is almost irrelevant apart from the occasional reference to 80s things. It's not "hey remembe the 80s? Remember this?" It's just set there.
        Oct 4, 2017
      4. 5545Trey
        5545Trey
        I honestly thought the original was funny if your brain was turned off while watching it. The first three seasons were okay, but nothing to write home about. The show took a massive nosedive in season 4 (when Michelle was becoming increasingly untolerable when she started talking - which she did back in Season 2).

        Boy Meets World was a much better TGIF show, and GMW might actually be better than Fuller House.
        Oct 4, 2017
    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      So are the constant Creation Club updates a direct attempt by bethesda to fuck up Script Extenders?
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        You can't sue a company over weapond mods or paint decals...
        Oct 5, 2017
      3. Black Angel
        Black Angel
        Yeah, sadly one can't sue a company who own the assets. And there's also no law of protecting creativity and originality, as was Autumn Leaves case.
        Oct 6, 2017
      4. Black Angel
        Black Angel
        @Risewild the more I think about it, the more insidious it seems now that they forcefully push CC out. Breaking F4SE over and over again could mean that modders would literally quit modding Fallout 4, but that doesn't mean anything now because they've got modders who signed contract with them for CC. I just hope console audience can see the bullshit and realize they aren't getting the better mods any sooner...
        Oct 6, 2017
    5. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      When did Harley Quinn having just a stylized Harlequin suit become some form of taboo?
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Her name is an artifact now. She doesn't even look like a Harlequin just like some tryhard cosplay amalgamation.
        Oct 3, 2017
      3. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        That's where most people are getting pissed off. When the SJWs are saying the sexy suit is more appropriate for a character, you know the current outfit is just wrong.

        To play Devil's advocate, though, there are a lot of characters whose names are artifacts. Robin, for instance, does not look like a bird. Iron Man's suit is not made of iron. Thor is no longer the Norse god of thunder.
        Oct 3, 2017
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        In the Telltale game she is just straight up a bike chick on heels with a domino mask. They did away with the twintails but then she is just a blonde chick in a leather corset who just happens to be called Harley Quinn.
        Oct 3, 2017
    6. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Gotta... resist... pointing out... the name of... Tom Petty's band....
      1. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        The Heartbreakers?
        Oct 3, 2017
      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Tom Petty and the heartbreakers
        Oct 3, 2017
    7. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Holy shit. A tragedy what happened in Vegas.
      1. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        One of the really bad ones. Guy's dad was on the FBI's most wanted in the 70's. but aside from that the shooter had no record.
        Oct 3, 2017
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      2. Zerginfestor
        Zerginfestor
        It's really unsettling, honestly. Like no record, no bad claims. Just what happened? No mentally stable person would suddenly do this out of nowhere, yet there's no track of breadcrumbs except for the dad.
        Oct 3, 2017
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Well it's obvious that guy wasn't stable. Mental illness could be the cause, like the clocktower sniper.
        Oct 3, 2017
    8. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Rick and Morty season finale was rather weak. Didn't feel like a season finale at all.
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      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        It works best when Rick and Morty are the focus. Imagine that.
        Oct 3, 2017
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Apparently some of the new writers come from robot Chicken. Definetly explains all the gore and overly long action sequences.
        Oct 3, 2017
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Oof. Robot chicken is trash. We're lucky this season was actually decent.
        Oct 3, 2017
    9. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      That was a pretty anti climatic season finale.
      1. TheAdversary
        TheAdversary
        I stopped caring after season 2. It's no longer an engaging experience if you can predict how each season goes. I'll just patiently wait on season 3 of "F" is for Family, and season 7 of The Venture Bros.
        Oct 2, 2017
    10. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I wonder if the next episode of season 4 is gonna be about how Bojack is a self pitying shithead. Oh it is! again.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        So... Instead of trying to find something you like, you instead chose to watch something you know you hate? Wtf. Have you tried glow or big mouth? They're pretty good
        Oct 3, 2017
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Big mouth looks like ass.
        Oct 3, 2017
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        No argument here but it's pretty good.
        Oct 3, 2017
    11. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I am already liking Blood and Wine more than Heart of Stone. Heart of Stone felt a bit like a wet fart to be honest.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I think you're a bit harsh on HoS, I appreciated the physical expansion of landmass, as well as the more humble addition of quests. The "ghost-house" sequence was super-tense (my manly way of avoiding to admit "scary"), it wasn't perfect, but it wasn't outright bad either. I achieved a fittingly melancholic ending, but B&W is miles better of course, and miles more ambitious
        Oct 1, 2017
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      3. lolpop109
        lolpop109
        Its a smaller DLC over all I guess. I thought it was going to much more epic when you where going to get dragged off to another land on the boat with loads more quests and a Deseret scene. But yeah we didn't really get that and its bit of shame although I really like the quest when you are that party place. Very intresting house they can make like an 4 hour quest line out of nothing but a medieval party
        Oct 2, 2017
        eissa likes this.
      4. lolpop109
        lolpop109
        It's genius how they pact so much into something games would't even really focus on really. They find away to tie into the game and they ad tons and tons of story and character developement and it just gets me hard that sort of game play
        Oct 2, 2017
        eissa likes this.
    12. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I got to call Gwent uninteresting in conversation. Now I like this DLC.
    13. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Further proof of Fallout being dead: Bethesda celebrates the 20th anniversary with microtransactions and no mention of FO1.
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      2. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        I thought the 20th anniversary was on October 17th.
        Oct 1, 2017
      3. TheAdversary
        TheAdversary
        Fallout was released September 30th.
        Oct 1, 2017
      4. Zerginfestor
        Zerginfestor
        Think the sale may have been an attempt to piss on the old Fallout style, like "Hey kids, remember Fallout 1 and 2? Man they sucked, BUY MY FUCKING GAME" and instead made people go "wow...this shit is amazing! Fuck Fallout 4"
        Oct 2, 2017
    14. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      This recent boom in interest for New Vegas is kinda weird.... is a man allowed to dream? No... its dangerous, Fallout is dead.
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      2. Black Angel
        Black Angel
        With the recent Fallout being free for the 20th anniversary of Fallout, you need to update this to "This recent boom in interest for Fallout 1 is kinda weird......"
        Sep 30, 2017
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Except there aren't that many articles about FO1 right now on mainstream sites.
        Sep 30, 2017
      4. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Lack of new stuff to talk about really. It has been 20 years.
        Oct 1, 2017
    15. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      And the new guy got fired. That's unfortunate. I would've prefered if he was given some guidance but I guess it can't be helped now.
      1. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Walpknut is a good-hearted boi
        Sep 29, 2017
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Well I find no pleasure in someone losing their job, I didn't need him gone I just needed him doing the job. I am feeling kinda bad about it. I didn't even snitch on him so he got himself fired by himself.
        Sep 29, 2017
    16. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Theory: The Lion King is a movie that supports white supremacist views and anti immigration sentiments.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        What?
        Sep 28, 2017
      3. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        Now, hold on. While Mufasa is lighter in color, the only actually white guy in the film, Zazu, is portrayed as a stuck-up pompous dick.
        Sep 28, 2017
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Because he is british. Also he is not a lion. He is a lackey, a pompous lackey with a British accent that the Lions allow to live.
        Sep 28, 2017
    17. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Check out the Steam reviews on Fallout 4. Sweet sweet vindication.
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      2. lolpop109
        lolpop109
        I would say it all that starts well ends well although I am not quite sure that's so fitting
        Sep 27, 2017
      3. Prone Squanderer
        Prone Squanderer
        I guess paid mods haven't paid off.
        Sep 27, 2017
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Even the user scores for the Console versions got review bombed. This is hilarious.
        Sep 27, 2017
    18. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      So Fallout 4 Game of the Year edition. For short it would be F4GOTY... Good going Bethesda.
      1. SarcasticGoodGuy
        SarcasticGoodGuy
        Did it win GOTY from any (major) reviewer?
        Sep 27, 2017
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Nope.
        Sep 27, 2017
    19. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Is taking Neo Yokio seriously part of some Meta meme I am not getting or are people really this dumb?
    20. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Newbies that don't do jack because they are new and are stubborn even when given clear directions are the worst dipshits ever.
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      2. Jogre
        Jogre
        @Prone Squanderer Nope, he's obviously talking about the new members of NMA. Fucking noobs, only discovering this site thanks to Fallout 4.
        Sep 25, 2017
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Motherfucker kept insisting on finding the html of a drupal page even after being told that drupal doesn't work like that.
        Sep 25, 2017
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Engineers that think I know less than them beccause I am the designer but not only do I have more qualifications but I've also been working for years with thos shit.
        Sep 25, 2017
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