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Hearing youtubers say Pokemon needs Level scaling grosses me out. Go play your shitty open world games. Mar 21, 2019 at 1:27 PM

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    1. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      So M. Night Shyamalan fucked up Glass real bad. Better not watch it, wanna keep SPlit and Unbreakable as good stand alones in my head.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        the visit is genuine dogshit.

        anyways not liking a product for reasons external to the product itself is pretty stupid in general.
        Jan 23, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Split was a script Shyamalan made a long time ago, back when he didn't suck as much so it lulled us into a false premise that he had "become good again" when in fact he just used pre-suck material.
        Jan 23, 2019
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I liked Split up untill it could simply not sustain itself. That's also something that Shyamalan has a tendency to do - some of his movies FEEL really good, they start out good, they move and behave good, and you anticipate goodness. Then it implodes, sooner or later
        Jan 24, 2019
    2. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The number of people taking nowadays about the Death of the Author is inversely proportional to the amount of people who know what it means.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        well, i do believe you gotta seperate the art from the autist but like if an author's beliefs had a clear affect on the work itself it'd be dumb to outright dismiss it. SGTMKIV made a great doom mod with brutal doom and i'm not gonna not enjoy that just because he's a sociopathic racist. but if the mod took on racist undertones then ignoring that would be dumb.
        Jan 23, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Death of the author is usually only used on literary critique to offer a wider range of analysis than "what did the author say".
        It was never meant to solve arguments about wether you can still watch ren and stimpy.
        In the end it's a personal choice wether the author's person affects your enjoyment of something.
        Jan 23, 2019
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Ironically (or appropriately), the very meaning of Death of the author has been subjected to itself so now it has no actual meaning, just a cool buzzword to throw around on your shitty youtube video to seem cooler.
        Jan 23, 2019
    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Man, even the fiasco around Fallout 76 is getting boring. Only Bethesda can make a tranwreck dull.
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I am not a fan of public apologies, because they are almost never genuine. And they aren't gonna apologize anyway, the Sweet Little Lies meme exist for a reason, it's Bethesda's M.O, only getting called out because they made a game that only a handful of their most die hard fans can even tolerate.
        Jan 21, 2019
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      4. Eshanas
        Eshanas
        The problem with it is that Bethesda can faking being pained all they want, and the Fallout fans can whine all they want, but all Beth is seeing is 'don't do 76 again, stay with 4'. And then ES6 comes out and everyone explodes in adoration for Beth again. Beth isn't actually *hurt* from this, is all.
        Jan 23, 2019
      5. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        A screw up of this magnitude is the kinda fiasco that closes studios. I am predicting the "Battlecry" guys are seeing heads rolling.
        Jan 23, 2019
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    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The people that bought the Fallout Rum should atleast be grateful that they didn't go blind after drinking the Bethesda Liquor.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Methanol Blindness is a feature.
        Jan 20, 2019
    5. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      "This person has left the channel to pursue their projects" *The person just starts a Twitch channel and begs for bits everyday*
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    6. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Things that need to die: animation "experts" using the sentence "Calarts Style" or complaining about digital animation not being "handmade".
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I have even seen people use Amazing World of Gumball as an example of Cal Arts style... even tho GUmball has like a hundred different styles every episode, it's kinda the gimmick of the show.
        Jan 18, 2019
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      4. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        Every western cartoon features the grinning potato.
        Jan 19, 2019
      5. Arnust
        Arnust
        Reminder that the X industry is completely dominated by the thing I don't like and it doesn't have anything to do with being dishonest or ignorant enough to pretend like that's actually true.
        Jan 20, 2019
    7. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Car Bomb blows up in one of the Police Academies in Bogota, 9 dead, might be ELN, oh boy, here we go again...
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        First Car bomb attack in the capital in 10 years.
        Jan 17, 2019
    8. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      This Titans Show clashes so badly with Young Justice. Like the quality gap is so massive. Why did they even bother making it?
    9. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Shit, it's getting real cold over here again.
    10. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      My fellow Web Designer left the company today. I asked the guy in charge of scouting to get me a replacement yesterday (cont)
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I tell him to SPECIFICALLY scout for a Web Designer, and that portofolio was obligatory. He told me he got it. Then by end of the morning I ask him if anyone has send their portfolio. Tells me nobody has sent a portfolio but that he has 20 different applicants ready.
        Jan 16, 2019
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I take a look at a few... none of them are designers, all of the engineers... of course they wouldn't have a Portfolio.
        Then the guy tells me he is gonna check the offer again, I noticed it says "Web Developer" instead of Designer. I aks him to let me read it... he not only put up an offer for Engineers, he also used the word "Curriculum" instead of Portfolio.
        Jan 16, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Had to sit down and write the offer myself. Carefully telling people what you need in detail, step by step and with the proper terminology they gotta use is just not enough.
        Jan 16, 2019
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    11. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Now I realize that The Light in Young Justice was based on Accelerationists. Makes me appreciate the show more and more.
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    12. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I hope FighterZ Season 2 pass has more interesting characters like Caulifla. Hope we don't get a second Broly. But we probably will.
    13. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      No idea why Poketubers take local fauna of a region into their tehorizing. Pokemon had a Lucha libre mon introduced on the French region.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        And a Japanese delinquent Panda on that one too.
        Jan 14, 2019
    14. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Bethesda leaves a test cell full of rare loot in their game like a bunch of amateurs and then bans players who get into it.
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      3. lolpop109
        lolpop109
        Thats the problem or rather the different between single player and multiplayer games. They do this all in single player game and it does't matter at all. But you can't do these thing when trying make a 'in-game' economy. They where never ready to make an online game
        Jan 12, 2019
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        it'd be nice if this whole "games as a service" thing could die entirely. games aren't a service they're products and this mentality of games as service is staring to infect actually good games now.
        Jan 12, 2019
      5. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        Are you serious? LOL! What a bunch of idiots! That is one of the first things that you learn not to do as a dev or modder. Talk about lazy.
        Jan 13, 2019
    15. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Pro-tip, if you meet an executive that seems to be trying to ape the look of Gordon Gecko, or the cast of Wolf of wwallstreet, 9/10 a douche
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      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        he looks like he could kill
        Jan 12, 2019
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        He looks like he would kill himself trying to wipe his own ass.
        Jan 12, 2019
    16. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      THe most involved quest in Fallout 4 is the one where you have to mix 2 types of paint to make green. Also has the most branching paths.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Isn't that kinda sad?
        Jan 10, 2019
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Sad for me, because I paid money for this game.
        Jan 10, 2019
    17. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Is anyone actually collecting Spirits in Smash Ultimate? For competitive players they are pointless and for casual players they are a grind.
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      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        that sounds pretty gay dude. i'm not a smash fan (insert virgin joke here) but sounds like y'all should riot.
        Jan 10, 2019
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Nah, Smash is pretty fun as a group game. It's actually making work more relaxing because I've been bringing the Switch to the office and we play during lunch on the big tv on the conference room.
        Jan 10, 2019
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      5. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        that sounds pretty sweet.
        Jan 10, 2019
    18. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Have Will Ferrell and John C. Reily ever been funny? It really took me by surprise how people were surprised their new movie was bad.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        That's who that is? miles o'brien is one of my favorite star trek characters. wtf. wait no thats not the guy from Ds9
        Jan 9, 2019
      3. Supermarauder
        Supermarauder
        @R.Graves Yeah my bad, i just googled it and I realized Reily and the actor for O'brien just look very similar. Woops.
        Jan 9, 2019
      4. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I can understand why people don't usually find Will Ferrel funny, but Talladega Nights was awesome.
        Maybe it's because I grew up around a lot of sports culture and a good bit of it was NASCAR so it humored the hell out of me.
        Jan 9, 2019
    19. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      For a second I wonder how people can defend Lousi CK, then I remember several people think basic decency is a political belief.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Then he pretended it was "a social experiment" or "just trolling", I've seen it a lot, nobody ever believes them. Keep that in mind.
        Jan 8, 2019
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      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        whatever dude. at the time i was just having a giggle. you can believe what you want.
        Jan 8, 2019
    20. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I officialy stopped Playing FO4 again, incredible the game has this kind of Power creep built in, I became the god of the Commonwealth at 12
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Jan 9, 2019
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      4. Supermarauder
        Supermarauder
        @Walpknut Your upper cut sent that deathclaw flying. LMAO
        Jan 9, 2019
      5. CerberusGate
        CerberusGate
        @Walpknut From the comments in that vid, I can already see two fanboys that bitched about you showcasing 4's failings. EDIT: I forgot how rabid fanboys were back in 4's 'heyday'.

        Also, was 4 that buggy to allow crits to fling enemies into the air? I was beginning to forget how buggy it was.
        Jan 9, 2019
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