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Keeper of the trout, from Mare Stercore

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"We will let the Ringbearer decide!" Gandalf says. Frodo is baffled, "But you're 4000 years old, you have more experience than any of us!" Apr 14, 2017

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    1. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Try googling "bezoar ibex", a type of wild goat. Do you get a FLOOD of safari hunting posing pics? A search suggestion adds "alive"... which
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Google then seems to just ignore, and still gives you a flood of dead ibexes... I hate Google. So, so, so much....
        Feb 5, 2017
    2. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Doing some hobby research on fossil whales, and I kid you not - *every - SINGLE* Google image search gets changed into a "did you mean - "
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Every. Single. One - NO exception, just "did you mean?" no, I actually meant *2nd click!* no, I actually meant *2nd click!* no, I actually meant *2nd click!* no, I actually meant *2nd click!* no, I actually meant *2nd click!*
        Feb 5, 2017
    3. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      "Natha daga thia!" "Then I shall die as one of them!" ... "Oh, eh, did I say die? I meant win! D:"
    4. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      "Forgive me! I mistook you for Saruman!"
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        No shit, with that whole metallic voice effect he was doing, as well as destroying Gimli's favorite axe, and giving Aragorn 3rd degree burns on his fingers. Way to prank the protagonists Gandalf, yuk yuk yuk!
        Feb 3, 2017
      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        When did that happen?
        Feb 10, 2017
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        When they re-meet "gandalf the white", he doesn't let them know he is who he is, but allows them to shit their pants with fear, and attack him, to which he counters by obliterating gimlis axe, and making aragorns sword glow yellow with scorching heat. Such a dick move
        Feb 10, 2017
    5. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Man, Windows has such a wussy file name/path limit :(
    6. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Betting, betting, betting... I am so sick of seeing this everywhere
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      2. Risewild
        Risewild
        Do you want to bet nothing will change?
        Jan 25, 2017
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Actually, it will get worse. They found their loophole, they're only going to take bigger bites. I'm still anticipating the day FIFA goes full mafia, and starts offing uncooperative players :V
        Jan 25, 2017
      4. a721402
        a721402
        That's human nature for you.
        Jan 25, 2017
    7. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I hate when it takes a looooooooong time to rage-quit a game...
    8. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Human ability to envision what does not exist is what made us convert unrelated objects into relevant ones. Rock becomes hammer
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      3. Arnust
        Arnust
        That's marble you dink
        Jan 19, 2017
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        It's all earthly matter! Crows and their little "I can bend a stick to make a hook" party tricks. Look what we can do. Give marble boobs!
        Jan 19, 2017
      5. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I don't like being one of "those" guys but I think this ability has deteriorated to the point of disappearing in some people.
        Jan 20, 2017
    9. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      A Jew walks into a bar. Hava nagila!
      1. erich van loon
        erich van loon
        Two Jews walk into a bar in Saudi Arabia.

        "Not in my country!"
        Jan 19, 2017
      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Two Jihadists burst into a bar in Tel Aviv

        "Allahu Akbar!"
        Jan 19, 2017
      3. eissa
        eissa
        هؤلاء الناس تجعلني أثار
        Jan 20, 2017
    10. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      A little more rising temperatures, and we can finally see to that permafrost, and start extracting unimaginable ammounts of resources
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Canada will probably cooperate. Russia is another matter, but is allready a very large entity, with several ethnic groups, in semi-autonomous republics, that would found logical foundations for independent and compliant new states.
        Jan 19, 2017
    11. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      toylike people make me boylike
    12. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      That does it... Civ 6 is definitely way too bugged to be playable.
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      2. eissa
        eissa
        correct casus bellii?
        Jan 19, 2017
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Hmm? Casus belli will only make you declare war. This was the only nation that was not attacking me, and for a while the only nation not at war with me (:D) I was trying to keep it that way. Some time in, however, I noticed I was at war with them, but couldn't remember having gotten that declaration message.
        Jan 19, 2017
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I checked their log (recent events), and saw that I had apparently declared war on them 10 turns prior, which I had not - at all!
        Apart from that, it needs serious tweaks, since I am being denounced - even attacked - for being a "warmonger"
        Jan 19, 2017
    13. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Man, "funniest animals" is the dullest shit ever. Making sassy comments over clip of a dog just sitting there panting does not make it funny
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I don't do it with ease though, I'm far too logical. I felt bad for eating animals, because I'm too aware. I no longer see "meat", I see individual muscle-systems, I know what they are called. BUT - the same goes for plants. Every tomato I cut is some organism's genital ball-sack I'm about to consume. I really have to be careful not to go loopy :D At least I'm fair
        Jan 17, 2017
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        But yeah, I see it as partaking in all of nature - consuming all of nature!
        Jan 17, 2017
      5. lolpop109
        lolpop109
        However it does make it cringy
        Jan 17, 2017
    14. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Gonna have to get used to Civ 6, it just triggers nostalgia for Civ 3/4 so far. In the meantime I've installed Millennium Dawn for HOI 4
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        as well as Fallout Doomsday for Darkest Hour

        Times like these make me really wish I had weed, for a real, good old fashioned high-as-fuck strategy gaming day
        Jan 17, 2017
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      2. alec
        alec
        I have weed. Like 60 grams or something. Do you want me to send you some? ;)
        Jan 17, 2017
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        A friend of mine managed to IM a Belgian msn-buddy of mine, because he had "narcotic" in his hotmail address, nagging the guy for weed, behind my back, desperate to get hold of my "contacts" that I wouldn't share, because he is an untrustworthy moron (but a childhood friend... ) Several people contacted me later, asking me if/why I had forwarded this annoying Turk to them...
        Jan 17, 2017
    15. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Some theories regarding Dr Fallout's absence
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        The other day I went to a restaurant and they had Lobster on the menu, but the price was nowhere to be found, after like 20 minutes of asking waiters and cooks I found out the cheapest lobster they had was 60 dollars, which when converted into Colombian Pesos is waaaaaay too much for a meal.
        Jan 17, 2017
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Lobster is like diamonds, in the sense that the luxury-value is purely artificial, and created by "highest bidder"-ism. There's an image attached, and people pay for the image. Just a century ago, lobster was seen with disdain, even stigma, as being poor-people food; undelicate, crude and without flavor.
        Jan 17, 2017
      4. Prone Squanderer
        Prone Squanderer
        I reckon he's in prison. In fact he always has been but they let him have Internet access for good behaviour. Probably acts up like Charles Bronson so he's currently back in solitary.
        Jan 17, 2017
    16. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      anyone else get this snot stuck way back in the nostril, that you can only blow out through patient effort, and when it does, it shoots out
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        like a rubber bullet? I'm obsessive about blowing my nose, which may cause over-production of snot, to compensate... at least I quit smoking!
        Jan 12, 2017
      2. SarcasticGoodGuy
        SarcasticGoodGuy
        You mean a blocked nose?
        Jan 12, 2017
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        No, I usually can breathe fine. I can feel it though, like... a presence, in the way back... like an itch...
        Jan 13, 2017
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    17. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      There's some guy on Youtube convinced that any hint of mockery of Americans stems from KGB propaganda
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I mean, even I understand that even Norway gets mocked, for whatever reason, I heard "reindeer-fuckers" was a term used by some, "mountain-monkeys", and we're not even bombing countries (that much)

        Talk about rampant U-S-A-ness...
        Jan 12, 2017
      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I've said before, but I am increasingly under the opinion that the internet is a huge mistake for humanity. Just wipe it away, and let us go back to phones and hand-written letters before it's too late.
        Jan 12, 2017
    18. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Pet peeve: when people nod acknowledgingly to what they themselves just finished saying
      1. SarcasticGoodGuy
        SarcasticGoodGuy
        Yeah I hate it too
        *nods*
        Jan 12, 2017
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      2. Prone Squanderer
        Jan 12, 2017
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Very common on the internet.
        Jan 12, 2017
    19. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I so want people to shut the fuck up about the moon landings, seriously... all these genius little "food-for-thought" einsteins
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Dude, even flat earthers exist nowadays. Why are you surprised? Better ignore them.
        Jan 12, 2017
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      3. a721402
        a721402
        That's part of the reason why i miss nature selection sometimes.
        Jan 12, 2017
      4. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        If you ignore all those idiots to much though ... they might become president one day ...
        Jan 12, 2017
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    20. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Few things are funnier than GTA motorcycle racing with only underpants, cowboy hat, aviator glasses, and big brown boots
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I only found ONE other underpants-racer, I can't believe nobody else takes advantage of this source of fun. I even got a rare 1st place earlyer tonight, everyone had to watch the semi-naked man's victory screen. In yo faces bitches!
        Jan 11, 2017
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Not only that, I chose "gorilla" type body hair, and a nice little mustache. M-m-mmm! I like the notion that during motorcycle races, I am showing everyone my bent-over buttocks. Hopefully it distracts them sufficiently
        Jan 11, 2017
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