zegh8578
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zegh8578

Keeper of the trout, from Mare Stercore

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oh boy Gran Turismo 7 *is* in the works! Maybe 3 fuckin years from now, but hurray :o Back to waiting! Oct 16, 2018 at 7:53 PM

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    1. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      People not getting irony are worse than people who are against offensive jokes
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        These are the fucking morons who will force you to come back after a snappy comment, and explain your fucking joke "I joked. I used irony. I am actually saying the opposite of what it looks like I'm saying. I implied as much by adding "LOL" and ":D""
        Mar 21, 2018
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Or when they asume your joke was said in complete seriousness and then convince themselves they are the smart ones in the exchange.
        Mar 21, 2018
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Yeah, that's what I mean
        Mar 21, 2018
    2. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Bought an external disk, fine, dude said "you can return it if you like, provided the box isnt ruined", get home, box is impossible to open
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I try surgically nudging a lil here, a lil there, before i go fuck it and tear the lil cardboardy piece of shit into 6 pieces

        not that I was gonna return it anyway though, but you know

        it's a conspiracy
        Jan 11, 2018
    3. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I'm an astronaut, headed for a historical journey through a wormhole, but first -
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        would you be so kind as to use a gently folded piece of paper, and a pencil, to explain to me the most rudimentary basics regarding wormholes? Because clearly, I'm dumber than a wienerschnitzel
        Jan 7, 2018
    4. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      GTA Online pet peeve: Too many damn rounds. I have a life...
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        It's TOTALLY POINTLESSSSSSS but that's kind of the point, so... I enjoy ridin around now and then :D sometimes racing a bit, sometimes shooting a bit, sometimes just free roaming. I rawk the best style too, with heart-boxers, cowboy boots and hat, and yellow pilot glasses. like some fuckin cowboy freddy mercury killer pimp
        Jan 6, 2018
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I love even more whenever i kill someone, theyll get that notification, of having been killed my some mustache cowboy pimp rapist
        Jan 6, 2018
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Gta online pet peeve: literally destroyed any chance for DLC and increased the wait for a sequel.
        Jan 7, 2018
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    5. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Rewatching The Boondocks, S2 in particular has me laughing non stop. Lots of the banter is amazing, generally great timing too
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        That does look a bit cheesy... and baity. Have you watched any Boondocks though? I find it both enormously witty, just from a point of lulz, but also delightfully offensive, since it's sortof "by blacks for blacks" they get away with a lot of "things blacks need to be confronted with", like the famous "nigga moments"-episodes

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNL352zLXgU
        Jan 7, 2018
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Ye huey is my favorite character even if he is a filthy librul
        Jan 7, 2018
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        He is a revolutionary! I love how, whenever he's in a chips-are-down type of situation, he puts on a green camo jacket with a red star on the shoulder :v
        Jan 8, 2018
    6. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I - by rule - never click on any Youtube videos with red arrows or red circles in their thumbnail
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      2. Supermarauder
        Supermarauder
        Even the parody ones?
        Jan 4, 2018
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        You mean parodies of conspiracies? I'd regard that as high risk! It's not like they thoroughly scower content, it's about the search words and the clicks. I've watched some debunking vids, just for shits and giggles, like "flat earth loonies", and immediately after, I'm treated to lists of recommendations of flat-earth videos, as in, serious proponents
        Jan 4, 2018
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      4. Supermarauder
        Supermarauder
        Ah ok, well I mean't parody videos of the types you've mentioned in this post. So yeah that includes the conspiracies, red arrows, and red circles.
        Jan 4, 2018
    7. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Today I learned that there's a conspiracy theory that snow isnt real, and is actually plastic, w many youtube clips showing "proof"
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Of course there's a Jewish plot! Muslims don't do conspiracies, they do suicide bombs and such, while doing this long dash from a distance, allowing them to repeatedly scream and howl their arrival and such. Jews are a lot more sneaky, they plan far ahead, and conspire very proficiently!

        Crni, the Jews.
        Jan 1, 2018
      3. eissa
        eissa
        How about the yellow snow? is it fake too??
        Feb 14, 2018
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        the yellow snow is edible, don't believe the lies!
        Feb 14, 2018
    8. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      om namah shivaya
    9. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Merry christmas, you creeps, you lunatics and mental defectives!
      1. valcik
        valcik
        Thank you, and merry Christmass to you too!
        Dec 25, 2017
      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        God jul!
        Dec 25, 2017
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      3. valcik
        valcik
        Šťastné a veselé!
        Dec 25, 2017
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    11. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      If sniveling alt-righties have to resort to bots to crash "The Last Jedi" rotten tomato score... why does that not make them wonder?
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Firrst the DC Fanboys blame paid reviews now the SW fanboys blame Alt right Bot farms for their movie getting low scores.
        Dec 22, 2017
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      3. CerberusGate
        CerberusGate
        Seriously? People are wasting time bot-spamming movie reviews among other things ...This year's gonna end with so much stupidity and next year's obviously gonna herald even more stupidity.
        Dec 22, 2017
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        walp, to be fair, it was the alt-righties who were taking credit for the bot spamming.

        either way, cerberusgate is right, there are some pretty good new benchmark for societal stupidity lately. Speaking of movies, I re-watched Idiocracy two days ago, and it feels eerily relevant, more and more :D
        Dec 22, 2017
    12. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      somos todos retrasados
      1. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        Gesundheit.
        Dec 15, 2017
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    13. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Google is sucking exponentially lately...
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        "revolvy" "wiki-visually" and a bunch of amazon-lookalikes, they either just mirror wikipedia-articles, or they adopt your exact search word, and presenting them as books or apps for sale. I'm sitting here nerding, and I have to routinely click past a first page of "Buy Dryptosaurus DVD!!!" and 5 different wiki-mirrors
        Dec 9, 2017
      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Play more Doom mods.
        Dec 9, 2017
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    14. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I should say "on the morrow" more
      1. Prone Squanderer
        Prone Squanderer
        Well you can always start on the morrow.
        Dec 7, 2017
    15. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Christ, even the "this page has been translated by google"-notification is utterly mangled... (it was translated by default... so lame)
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        it is kind of ironic, the few times I do click to translate (one time was a text in italian I really wanted to read), translation to norwegian typically ends up as a complete soup of non-grammatical nonsense. Thanks for translating google! If I stuck to just read it in italian, I'd end up understanding it better!
        Dec 3, 2017
    16. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Googling "holotype", "did you mean holocaust?", no... no, I didn't... I meant "holotype"
      1. eissa
        eissa
        you mean 'holotape' :v
        Nov 15, 2017
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    17. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Wth, side of my nostril kept tickling while I was eating, it was really puzzling me. Kept scratching, but it kept tickling
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Turned out a stray branch of mustache was pointing that way, for some reason, and was tickling my nose... :I
        Nov 14, 2017
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Reminds me of when I found the biggest blood clot on my nose weeks after getting a massive cold in Poland.
        Nov 14, 2017
    18. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Huh, I learned today that some guys think it's gay to wipe their ass after shitting
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I'm not sure I can re-find it, but there were a collection of screen shots of worried girls, asking if they were making too big a deal out of their bfs not wiping their ass, or not wiping adequately, leaving shit stains on their bed sheets and such
        Nov 12, 2017
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        On at least a few of these, they mentioned confronting their bfs about it, and in these cases, the response tended to be that of "never going between the ass-cheeks" for any reason, which I find... amazing. No homo, but my butthole is clean enough to eat from.
        Nov 12, 2017
      4. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        I'll take your word for that.
        Nov 12, 2017
    19. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Tomonews is probably the worst thing on Youtube
    20. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      What exactly is it with my countrymen and killing wildlife!? Jeez... Most other western nations got some sort of "animal police" or
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      2. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        Uh... Sweden is the big furniture maker. Denmark makes LEGO, shipping, pharmaceuticals, wind turbines and beer.
        Nov 5, 2017
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I know Sweden has the whole IKEA thing, but Denmark produces these little twined chairs. If we rule out regular trade, then that - and beer - is what's left :V
        Sweden is a production juggernaut though. More furniture than Denmark could ever dream of, cars, airplanes, electronics, music, fucking bastards.
        Nov 5, 2017
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        That was part of the list, by the way, they produce fucking bastards.
        Nov 5, 2017
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