zegh8578
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PHEW I *almost* clicked a weird looking (likely ranty) Youtube video purely out of curiousity - but I stopped myself. Dodged a bullet there! Sep 11, 2019 at 6:23 PM

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    1. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      why do i keep trying to inhale food for then to almost drown in my own fucking incompetence as a living, thinking organism!?
      1. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        You are a disgusting fat body Pyle.
        Mar 10, 2019
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    2. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I really love mango, but there's no way to cut one open without significant waste, either juice or pulp or both :/
      1. Black Angel
        Black Angel
        Why not use that fancy technique to cut it cross diagonally? I remember that it's one way to get the most out of the flesh, and thus its juice too.
        Mar 7, 2019
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Peel it?
        Mar 7, 2019
      3. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Clearly there is more than one way to skin a mango.
        Mar 7, 2019
    3. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Interstellar is really cool, up untill it gets really dumb. Like "let's use the lunchbreak to brainstorm the movie wrap-up" kind of dumb
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        If they wanna make a magic black hole and interdimensionality and clocks with time strings that you can tap with your finger and shit like that, make a separate movie for it. I think they bit over more than they could chew
        Mar 7, 2019
      4. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        You forget the nature of black holes is a theory and subject to change.
        Mar 7, 2019
      5. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Sure, but it's still an object of super heavy gravity. You'd be equally able to use a neutron star as some kind of portal (you can't) or a regular star, for that matter (you can't, you'd just die)
        Mar 8, 2019
    4. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Christ, whyyy Windows... Every single problem, fix-pages are filled with "not working, anything else?" replies, page up and page down
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        So I Google for solutions, and the first thing I do, is I scrollll riiiight past the wall of ridiculous trouble-shooting, down to the replies, only to find an ocean of "didn't work, any other solution plz?"
        Mar 5, 2019
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        It reminds me of that function that used to exist, or maybe it still does, where a popup box appears, to search for problems and attempt to repair. I always clicked this, purely on spite. It never ever worked, obviously, there's no direction, what can it "fix"? There's no diagnostic process, it's just a pre-animated progress bar, and "Nope." at the end!
        Mar 5, 2019
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I had an issue where I thought bith my Capture card and Snowball microphone had crapped out. Turns out Windows 10 by defsult blocks access to camera and microphone and you have to manually rnable those, the capture card needs camera access for some reason (I don't even have a camera).
        Thought I had just lost like 300 dollars.
        Mar 5, 2019
    5. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Sooo the next invasion-for-oil is Venezuela. Every potential military ally they had pulled out in 2018, simultaneously.
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      2. Eshanas
        Eshanas
        Do tell me why the USA needs shitty, sub-par Latino shit oil when we're frakking our countryside enough and provide our own oil? Or, hell, tell me where the Iraq oil went - oh right, it was bidded off to the dutch and Chinese and the Iraqi government owns it. It's not for oil. It never has been. It's for power. In 03 and now.
        Feb 24, 2019
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Hate to pop the bubble, but it IS for oil. "For power" IS "for oil". Yes, the Iraqi government owns the oil, they're not taking off with the barrels, but they installed a puppet gvt IN Iraq that offers *favorable trading conditions* by coersion (as in, by having been placed there as a puppet gvt)
        Feb 24, 2019
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Sure, it is a power statement, but it is also entirely practical and economically rewarding. They won't load up trucks with "crappy venezuelan oil" (if the oil is crude btw, then all oil is "crappy" in this condition), but they will depose Maduro and replace him with a *more favorable puppet gvt* that will allow for "unreasonably favorable" trade.
        Feb 24, 2019
    6. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I really don't get the whole "what happened to Jessie? Finally we will find out!" dude, right, okay, so, Jessie gets his GED and the movie
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      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        I don't know what we are talking about oh Better Call Saul. Never watched it.
        Feb 22, 2019
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        In Saul they were able to come up with an original story, that makes sense by its own merit, its own twists and turns, its own climax, and its own emotional investment. In other words: They did good! I didn't expect it.
        Feb 22, 2019
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Think he's referring to Greenbrier. I hold hope.
        Mar 17, 2019
    7. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      man smollet just gone done did it didn't he, damn...
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        goes to show though, no group of people are without the progress-dismantling asshat ruining it for the rest
        Feb 21, 2019
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    8. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      god how sick I am of being sick...
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        every 2 minutes a new ball of phlegm rolls down my trachea, for then to just sit tight while my hysterical coughing bouts just swoosh right past and above "i'm good here :)"
        Feb 20, 2019
      2. Black Rose
        Black Rose
        Even having just the common cold can really suck. I hope you feel better soon!
        Feb 20, 2019
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      3. Makta
        Makta
        Sick since wednesday last week but i think i am 95% done now. Just a few random coughings left it seems.
        Feb 20, 2019
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    9. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Ugh, I was trying to google Calvin and Hobbes coloration, since Norwegian comics consistently shows him with a green shirt, while the -
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Reminds me of when people were cheering on the prospects of a live action Akira movie. Do not, do not, DO NOT. WHY can people not see what a stupid Hollywoody ass of a disaster that would be? Read the comic! If you're such a fan - read... the comic. Same goes for Calvin and Hobbes, the comic is forever - read it!
        Feb 17, 2019
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Here in Colombia there was a time were "Calvin pissing on X" stickers were all the rage.
        Feb 17, 2019
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Same here
        Feb 17, 2019
    10. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Today I saw my first incel-comic. My brain hurts now, and my eyes seem to be producing arsenic.
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      2. Black Rose
        Black Rose
        The Incels Subreddit was a scary place. It was finally banned, but how it was allowed to stick around for so long baffles me.
        Feb 17, 2019
      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        The fact that incels even exist scares me.
        Feb 17, 2019
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      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Leave it to the internet to turn being dateless into an international misogynist death cult.
        Feb 17, 2019
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    11. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Sometimes I dream that I'll make some asinine tweet or shout, and that due to cosmic unpredictability, it'll start a domino effect that will
      1. TorontRayne likes this.
      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        culminate in the total destruction of humankind, down to the very last breathing human.
        Feb 16, 2019
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      3. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        This reality is just one of many. Our virus will continue to spread from one solar system to the next...for all eternity.
        Feb 16, 2019
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    12. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I still can't get over Ben Shapiro thinks real-estate developers would be buying up submerged land in case of catastrophic flooding
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        That sounds like a Scooby Doo plot for the gritty reboot. Just also make the real state developers pay a mob to pretend to be Zombies of the people who died in the flood.
        Feb 16, 2019
    13. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Macedonia officially becomes North-Macedonia. One long lasting geopolitical dispute solved, 1367 to go!
    14. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I have an adorable spider in the ceiling corner in my bathroom
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Spiders are awesome and so is your appreciation of them.
        Feb 14, 2019
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      3. Alphons
        Alphons
        But does he pay a rent?
        Feb 14, 2019
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        He eats flies. I could *pay him*
        Feb 14, 2019
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    15. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I got a soft spot for those clip-ti-clop sounds made by really hard formal shoes. I always wanted a pair, but... I can't just walka round
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        That's my dream
        Feb 8, 2019
      3. yfk12
        yfk12
        Or wear a suit so that people assume you're important. Then you're allowed to do it.
        Feb 8, 2019
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Hmmm, yes, I allready imagined the suit there, but you're right, the suit does offset the potential ridiculousness of walking around with loud shoes. I still enjoy that tandem-clap of more than one loud pair of shoes though
        Feb 8, 2019
    16. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Man, I just threw some tenderloin together with mushrooms, green pepper, onion and a cheap, pre-made bernaise, and I'm almost coming
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        i just baked tator tots.
        Feb 7, 2019
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        never had, but strike me as nicely satisfying comfort food
        Feb 7, 2019
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    17. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Despite the cheese, John Woo's "Bullet in the head" remains one of my favorite movies
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        The VHS player was imbedded in the red briefcase to prevent theft (or to make theft way too conspicuous to be tempting)
        Feb 1, 2019
      4. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        That might be some weird Cyberpunk Euro thing. Either that or early 80's.
        Feb 2, 2019
      5. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Feb 2, 2019
    18. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      God, I have the dumbest toilet...
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      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        TIRED OF DINGLEBERRIES? GET YOUR PATENTED HANDHELD ASS WASHER NOW AND GET A MONTH SUPPLY OF WET WIPES FREE!
        Feb 1, 2019
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Who here was it that shaved his ass for hygienic reasons? I must admit, the thought has crossed my mind more than once, but, you know... I'd feel silly
        Feb 1, 2019
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      4. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        I did. Not on the regular.
        Feb 1, 2019
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    19. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Ban all games
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        That's essentially what I'm banning :v
        Jan 30, 2019
      4. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        Ey kid, you wanna buy some ROMhacks
        Jan 30, 2019
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      5. Supermarauder
        Supermarauder
        This is proof that the gaming party needs to RISE UP. DISGUSTIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG asiufhksdglendsmzlxc.
        Jan 31, 2019
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    20. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      To ascend you must die! You must be crucified! For our sins and our lies! Good-Byeee!
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I've forgotten how good many of these songs were
        Jan 15, 2019
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      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Tool is great
        Jan 15, 2019
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