zegh8578
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zegh8578

Keeper of the trout, from Mare Stercore

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    1. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      As a kid, I always wanted to eat a wild boar whole, the way they do it in Asterix. As a reasonable adult, I know it would probably kill me:(
      1. Crossfire
        Crossfire
        Hunting boar isn't too tricky. Cooking it whole isn't the best way to do it though lol
        Dec 14, 2016
      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I meant eating it whole would kill me :D Then again, in retrospect, most of the Asterix cast seem to eat smaller pieces, while only Obelix eats the whole thing
        Dec 14, 2016
      3. Crossfire
        Crossfire
        Thats because obelix is a straight up big dick mystic
        Dec 14, 2016
    2. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Man the news section on Wikipedia is just death death death lately. How about some cute panda bear news Wikipedia?
    3. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      oh kick ASS, they're showing "Path Finder/Ofelas" on tv! If ever you wanted to watch a "foreign film", I recommend it highly!
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        It's one of these movies with very solemn, down to earth action. These are so rare, and far between. It's a favorite movie I always forget that is a favorite, because it's such a humble little flick :D Stunt actors complained, some quit, cus of the cold, so it's the real deal!
        Dec 13, 2016
      4. Arnust
        Arnust
        I was joking at the disparity of words but ill check it out
        Dec 13, 2016
    4. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      *ragequit Final Fantasy XV*
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Don't wanna spoil anything, but god fucking damn it! I should probably be level 2000 or something, before going back there...
        Dec 12, 2016
    5. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      -8C/18F here today. Fucking cold...
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Yes. The temperature is litterally trying to freeze solid the fluid inside your face and skin. Your body-heat battles it, but the sensation is similar to burning. With no wind, it's not so bad. With wind, it's really scorching. Also, wind will "blow away" your "halo" of body heat, resulting in frost-bite (your liquid begins to freeze solid, rupturing cells)
        Dec 13, 2016
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      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Why do you live where the air hurts your face?
        Dec 13, 2016
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Because nobody will come here to claim our land. Nothing grows, nothing lives, and when winter comes, babes and elderly alike die freezing in their sleep, and spiders as big as hounds roam the white forests
        Dec 13, 2016
    6. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Lel, I'm watching Seinfeld. I actually know what "Femti kroner" is :V
      1. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Great show that was.
        Dec 11, 2016
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    7. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I am so sick of people burning down their homes, causing everyone else to have mandatory "oven guards" that beep and bloop and squeak
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Then my refrigerator ALARM SOMEONE IS KEEPING THE DOOR OPEN! Yes, it's me! ALARM the freezer is open! ALARM the clothes have finished washing ALARM the dishes are done ALARM ALARM ALARM!!!!!!!!!!!
        Dec 5, 2016
      3. Vergil
        Vergil
        Im just sick of brown people
        Dec 5, 2016
      4. naossano
        naossano
        Does your oven has quest marker ?
        Dec 5, 2016
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    8. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      A reddit post about how impossibly difficult the "temple of trials" is, tons of agrees chiming in.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        More like Fallout twurd AMIRITE :V
        Dec 2, 2016
      3. Vergil
        Vergil
        haha i wonder wat goris' feet smell like
        Dec 2, 2016
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Like death?
        Dec 2, 2016
    9. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      One question that I never found an answer for, no matter how many times I watched the Matrix is - why Kung Fu?
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        There's a move where Neo punches an agent in the kidneys. Will that hurt an agent? What does he need kidneys for?
        Nov 27, 2016
    10. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Not a moments peace. Paypal emailed me now, because my inactivity was "suspicious" and my purchases (playstation) were "suspicious" too...
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    13. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Aw, grandma won a bingo jackpot (I doubt she won back what she has been spending over the years though)
      1. Vergil
        Vergil
        gratz grandma
        Nov 14, 2016
      2. lolpop109
        lolpop109
        Thats the problem with gambling
        Nov 14, 2016
    14. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Damn Walp, you've been rather active in the Twibber feed lately
      1. eissa likes this.
      2. Vergil
        Vergil
        When is he not?
        Nov 14, 2016
    15. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      As long as Norway doesn't get bombed, for whatever reason, this will be fun.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Then again, the latter seem the least likely, so I'm for the most part optimistic. Like a friend of mine said - the daily news will be consistently entertaining the next few years.
        Nov 9, 2016
      3. Vergil
        Vergil
        Well Hilarity isnt the next President so you've got nothing to worry about.
        Nov 9, 2016
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        That's what I refered to Russia-wise. She was probably gonna *go there*, Trump will go other places though. I mean, who's gonna take care of the military industrial complex?
        Nov 9, 2016
    16. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      loling at GTA race leader boards, 10 seconds to complete a lap. That's inconspicuous. I read that Rockstar had to reset previous records
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Apparently, these were less than a second, 0,03 seconds and such. Hey, at least 10 seconds is roughly less suspicious. "No, no, it's all about mastering the curves!"
        Nov 7, 2016
      2. Vergil
        Vergil
        I'd like to master your curves baby.
        Nov 7, 2016
    17. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Such a pity Godfather 3 is well into Pacino's shouting period
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        His non-shoutyness is probably one of the most remarkable features about his Godfather (1) performance
        Nov 6, 2016
    18. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I wish the youtube-tutorial fad would just end. I can read a clever suggestion in 10 seconds, it takes 15 minutes to watch a stupid video
      1. Kadscaner
        Kadscaner
        hello everyone today im going to teach you how to fl1p the ic3berg in Club Penguin
        Nov 4, 2016
      2. Vergil
        Vergil
        You dont like 13 year olds with a ww2 era microphone spending 90% of the video explaining basic shit you already know so that 13 minutes you FINALLY start getting the info you need?
        Nov 4, 2016
    19. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      After upgrading to Win 10 my USBs stopped working. I then found out I have Bluetooth, but it doesn't work either. Nothing works! Yay Win10!
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      3. Prone Squanderer
        Prone Squanderer
        Technology for ya.
        Nov 3, 2016
      4. Supermarauder
        Supermarauder
        Unfortunately the laptop I bought came pre-packaged with Windows 10..... at least all the drivers work..... i think?
        Nov 4, 2016
      5. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I wouldn't count on it :v
        Nov 4, 2016
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    20. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      "former North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-il was claimed to have shot five holes in one during his first attempt at playing golf"
      1. Dr Fallout
        Dr Fallout
        Kim Jong-Il is confirmed to be the long lost SUPER GOLFER, respected and loved by avid golfers in their 40's.
        Oct 31, 2016
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      2. Prone Squanderer
        Prone Squanderer
        Claimed?! It's true you imperialist dog!
        Oct 31, 2016
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