Comments on Profile Post by AureliusofPhoenix

  1. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    What the fuck even is my life
    Oct 10, 2018
  2. TorontRayne
    TorontRayne
    My Mom removed one bitch from her Facebook because she was a brainwashed Libtard...they used to be close friends.
    Oct 10, 2018
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  3. Cliffy McEdgeface
    Cliffy McEdgeface
    So, uh, what was the joke
    Oct 10, 2018
  4. TorontRayne
    TorontRayne
    Oh yeah. The joke was she is a "I believe her" Ford fan because the woman hates men and has been alone for 50 plus years.
    Oct 10, 2018
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  6. TorontRayne
    TorontRayne
    SO men hating morons are blindly believing something because WOMAN.
    Oct 10, 2018
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  7. Cliffy McEdgeface
    Cliffy McEdgeface
    I meant Aurelius' slut joke.
    But, I mean, it doesn't really surprise me that lefty dipsticks are fully on board with Listen and Believe. It's generally been considered politically expedient to pander to women in some fashion.
    Oct 10, 2018
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  8. TorontRayne
    TorontRayne
    Well, I find it strange after all these years, so many people are parting ways over politics. My family was always immune but it has spread.
    Oct 10, 2018
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  9. Cliffy McEdgeface
    Cliffy McEdgeface
    The tribalism of politics is overwhelming the bonds of the family unit. It's strange until you consider the possibility that it's by design. There have been people destroying the concept of family and replacing it with something more malleable and... controllable for quite some time now.
    Oct 10, 2018
  10. Cliffy McEdgeface
    Cliffy McEdgeface
    It's usually very difficult and/or dramatic to be drummed out of a family unit. It's much easier to police the contents of, say, a political affiliation.
    Oct 10, 2018
  11. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    @Cliffy McEdgeface and @TorontRayne Basically the slut joke came about when she told me she was going to the Marines; I told her that while I was surprised I'd support her no matter what, even if she fucked everyone on base. She deleted me on snapchat and blocked me immediately after reading it.
    Oct 10, 2018
  12. TorontRayne
    TorontRayne
    Then she finds out...few women on base + lots of dicks = base slut.
    Oct 10, 2018
  13. Cliffy McEdgeface
    Cliffy McEdgeface
    Wow. Well, I mean, life's too short to surround yourself with people who can't take a joke. Or at least say "I don't think that was very funny" before ragequitting a friendship.

    lol @ the idea of a woman going through Marine basic, though. Good luck with that, toots.
    Oct 10, 2018
  14. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    I hate to say this about her but like... she's a few steps below nympho so she honestly would prob fuck anyone on base she thinks is cute, male or female.

    "Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a fat cock in your ass."
    Oct 10, 2018
  15. Cliffy McEdgeface
    Cliffy McEdgeface
    Oh my god. Can't wait for the inevitable fucking scandal.
    Oct 10, 2018
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  16. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    Fox reports: "Marine Private Touches Other Marines' Privates"
    Oct 10, 2018
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  17. Cliffy McEdgeface
    Cliffy McEdgeface
    Right about now I'm thanking my lucky stars my brother went Army instead.
    Oct 10, 2018
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  18. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    I mean she's a beautiful woman, and beyond that I really did value her friendship and hope for the best for her, I just see her fucking at least one other recruit. She likes sex too much to abstain for long periods of time.
    Oct 10, 2018
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  19. Cliffy McEdgeface
    Cliffy McEdgeface
    Recruit? I'm praying to a God I don't believe in that she doesn't do something like fuck her COs. I don't know much about her character, to be fair.
    Oct 10, 2018
  20. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    AAAAAAHHHH I can't say tbh. I feel like if they're attractive to her and they're well-endowed rank probably won't matter.
    Oct 10, 2018
  21. Cliffy McEdgeface
    Cliffy McEdgeface
    Well, I mean, as long as she skanks out for the right reasons, I guess. More power to her, or something
    Oct 10, 2018
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  22. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    Like I said, I'm not judging her, just stating what I know about her.
    Oct 10, 2018
  23. Cliffy McEdgeface
    Cliffy McEdgeface
    Well, after the shitfit she had about your joke, I certainly hope she doesn't do something that would completely validate my poor opinion of women, like fucking a married LT and blackmailing his ass over it or something similar. Maybe I'm just too much of a pessimist, idk.
    Oct 10, 2018
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  24. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    I dunno I have faith in her, but I don't think she has enough faith in herself, if that makes sense. Like she can't get help unless she wants to change, but I don't think she does.
    Oct 10, 2018
  25. Ayelander
    Ayelander
    I burned like seven mutual bridges because I made fun of my best friend's waifu4laifu. Get on my fucking level.
    Oct 10, 2018
  26. Supermarauder
    Supermarauder
    What?? Honestly that joke was not even remotely bad imho. You said you'd support her and just wanted to keep a light tone in the conversation. That is her loss honestly. Not your fault that your humor pissed her off and pushed her to block you.
    Oct 10, 2018
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  27. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    @Supermarauder thanks man. She’s honestly really unpredictable when it comes to what’s gonna upset her so we’ll see how it goes I guess
    Oct 11, 2018
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