Comments on Profile Post by AureliusofPhoenix

  1. Alphons
    Alphons
    Danke schön! But how to strike a conversation?
    Nov 26, 2018
  2. Risewild
    Risewild
    They usually fall for the strong silent type instead.
    Nov 26, 2018
  3. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Risewild is right. If all else fails, I've found that coded poetry will do the final trick.
    Nov 26, 2018
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  4. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    @Alphons slowly start moving your finger towards the corner of her mouth until it’s in her cheek. If she bites, you’ve got a chance. If she stares at you expectantly or laughs, let her go.
    Nov 26, 2018
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  5. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    You can also sing the streets a serenade, laying everybody low, with a love song that you made, you find a street light, step out of the shade, you go "you and me babe, how about it"
    Nov 26, 2018
  6. Ayelander
    Ayelander
    Funny gets the fanny.
    Nov 26, 2018
  7. Squadcar
    Squadcar
    What in the goddamn?
    Nov 26, 2018
  8. Alphons
    Alphons
    Truth is, conversation was rigged from the start
    Nov 26, 2018
  9. SarcasticGoodGuy
    SarcasticGoodGuy
    help i did the thing where you stick your finger in her mouth to get her to bite and i've just been reported for sexual harassment? wtf this is not epic help
    Nov 27, 2018
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  10. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    It’ll blow over. Or you’ll have to register as a sex offender. Either way life happens.

    Did she bite tho?
    Nov 27, 2018
  11. SarcasticGoodGuy
    Nov 28, 2018
  12. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    She ain’t worth it man
    Nov 28, 2018