Comments on Profile Post by zegh8578

  1. Einhanderc7
    Einhanderc7
    Well, its better than "The ruinous powers of chaos has consumed a planet, *Schlorp*"

    At least this way you can imagine magical space unicorns adopted them or something.
    Apr 12, 2019
  2. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    It's inspirational though, if I were ever to make a game, hoooo, I'd throw so much of that shit in, "Event: Turns out you had undiagnosed testicular cancer, you died."
    Apr 12, 2019
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  3. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    What was it, Neo Scavenger - while it didn't do quite *that* it still threw these terrible deaths at you, like, dysentery more than once :D I believe it's the only game that actually lets the player shit themselves to death
    Apr 12, 2019
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  4. Einhanderc7
    Einhanderc7
    Unsurprisingly I usually encounter odd narrative elements in older game or indie games exclusively. Occasionally there is comedic gold such as "That's right. You have no head. That darn pool must have been filled with acid. You obviously can't go on living that way." -The Narrator from Space Quest when Roger drinks from the Pool on Kerona.
    Apr 12, 2019
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  5. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    That's horrible, but awesome, but horrible :D
    Apr 12, 2019