Comments on Profile Post by zegh8578

  1. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Obviously, science says no (to be specific, a dinosaur would suffer extensive burns around its nostrils/entire face, depending on exact scenario), but what does that matter, when science is by the devil?
    Aug 15, 2017
  2. TorontRayne
    TorontRayne
    Their skin could be coated in a flame retardant liquid to prevent that.
    Aug 15, 2017
  3. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Of course. Provided by Jesus, our Lord and Savior!
    Aug 15, 2017
  4. Crni Vuk
  5. Pwener
    Pwener
    The book of Job has YHWH describing the most fearsome beast he created which so happens to be a fire breathing sea serpent that no man can hunt. The animal before that is a legit sauropod. Think about that one for awhile.
    Aug 16, 2017
  6. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Except it isn't though. There's more to "sauropod" than being "big and fearsome", going right back to dragons not being dinosaurs, any more than dragons are cats and dogs.
    Aug 16, 2017
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  7. Crni Vuk
    Crni Vuk
    Job was an asshole! He knew jack shit about paleontology! But he wrote his damn little book, like he knew about everything. That fucker!
    Aug 16, 2017
  8. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    I agree. Job was an unclefucker.
    Aug 16, 2017
  9. eissa
    eissa
    not every creationist is same...haha
    Aug 16, 2017
  10. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    well, being a creationist is allready a pretty fundamentalist position. The ones proposing fire-breathing dinosaurs are very few, but those who claim dinosaurs are mentioned in the bible constitute the vast majority of then. I always prefered good old European protestant types, "God made the universe, kicked off evolution, and made nuclear fusion to make stars bright!"
    Aug 16, 2017
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  11. R.Graves
    R.Graves
    .... Why?
    Aug 16, 2017
  12. Arnust
    Arnust
    That would be metal as shit, where do I sign?
    Aug 16, 2017
  13. Hassknecht
    Hassknecht
    Most fearsome beast that no man can hunt? *heavy breathing* A gold doubloon for he who spots the seabeast first!
    Aug 16, 2017
  14. Crni Vuk
    Crni Vuk
    Let's be honest, if Jesus was real, he would be a metal fan.
    Flipping tables and whiping people? Com on.
    Aug 16, 2017
  15. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    What is this blasphemy!? >:O
    Aug 16, 2017