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Get a pair of Emperor Scorpion...
Spiders are more than enough for me. Plenty of attitude in those little buggers too, sometimes they turn and want to fight me. I admire their confidence...
Just be glad humans didn't evolve like spiders. Or mating would be literaly a question about fun or death.
A lot of arthropods do that, but I guess, to them it's totally worth it. The drive is real, and those poor males hurl themselves gladly to horrible, cannibalistic death, grinning as they expire
Yeah, when it comes to the really small creatures, like insects or anthropods and such ... the males really get quite often the short end of the stick!
Except maybe for the Kraken, which has 3 penises ... and at least one of them seems only to be for pleasure.