Alec, Jebus, I'm sorry, but...

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Ratty Sr., Oct 6, 2004.

  1. Ratty Sr.

    Ratty Sr. Formerly known as Ratty Moderator Orderite

    Apr 23, 2003
    There is no easy way to say this, so I will get straight to the point - Belgium doesn't exist. Your past, your memories, your whole lives are a lie, devised by the Elite Left as part of a global conspiracy to promote Liberal ideas. For more information, click here.
     
  2. The Commissar

    The Commissar Vault Senior Citizen
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    May 18, 2004
    Once again Ratty states the Obvious. Much like Finland there is no such thing as Belgium. We have known this for some time, but at least now all the evidence is collected in one place and spelled out for the brainwashed masses.
     
  3. Wooz

    Wooz Vault Sweeper Admin Orderite

    May 18, 2003
    Sent that to Alec months ago. Croatian KGB agents are most likely 80 year old grannys, considering the speed news get to you, Comrade.
     
  4. Ratty Sr.

    Ratty Sr. Formerly known as Ratty Moderator Orderite

    Apr 23, 2003
    No, they were simply too busy taking over the world to be pursuing useless sensationalist rumors. Imagine their shock when they were about to stage a coup d'etat in Belgium only to find out there is no Belgium!
     
  5. Carib FMJ

    Carib FMJ Nuka-Cola Chaser

    Nov 8, 2003
    Damn, I'd hate to be you all...
     
  6. The Vault Dweller

    The Vault Dweller always looking for water.

    Aug 24, 2004
    I knew it had something to do with Euro-Disney! Finally a way to connect them! Since Disney owns almost all of the world's media this only makes more sense.

    Amazingly the link to the Cascadia website is not only very big, but expertly detailed...to the point where it makes me wonder how they got all the real links to serious websites...

    Damn them,
    The Vault Dweller
     
  7. alec

    alec Stuck In The Middle With You Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    As Wooz already pointed out: this is old, Ratty. But it is correct. Why else do you think my location reads 'Palookaville'?

    -- Alec, feeling somewhat Heimatloss
     
  8. Jebus

    Jebus Background Radiant
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    Jan 29, 2004
    You're too late.


    We're everywhere already.

    There is no escape anymore. We've infiltrated the minds of every citizen of the world, montitoring their every step.

    YOU'RE TOO LATE! THE WORLD IS OURS!

    BEND DOWN, CHINESE! BEND DOWN, AMERICANS! BEND DOWN, GERMANS! BEND DOWN, INDIANS! BEND DOWN, PEOPLE OF ALL NATIONS!

    LET THE BELGIAN REIGN OF TERROR BEGIN!!



    *unzips pants*
     
  9. Sander

    Sander This ghoul has seen it all
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    Jul 5, 2003
    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
     
  10. Ratty Sr.

    Ratty Sr. Formerly known as Ratty Moderator Orderite

    Apr 23, 2003
    Do I smell Dutch-Belgian rivalry? Flame war, flame war!
     
  11. Member of Khans

    Member of Khans Vault Dweller

    Aug 26, 2004
    That reminds me of "Bielefeld gibt es nicht" (Bielefeld does not exist).

    No... i dont expect you to understand this :)
     
  12. welsh

    welsh This ghoul has seen it all

    Apr 5, 2003
    Wait are you saying Belgium is a creature of Euro-Disney. I always thought it was Legoland.
     
  13. Sander

    Sander This ghoul has seen it all
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    Jul 5, 2003
    Legoland=Denmark.
     
  14. welsh

    welsh This ghoul has seen it all

    Apr 5, 2003
    Yes, but don't they have a Belgium in Legoland?

    How can Belgium not exist. Heineken?

    I am so confused (but that's what you get for staying up over 36 hours).
     
  15. Sander

    Sander This ghoul has seen it all
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    Jul 5, 2003
    Heineken is Dutch (sadly), and I don't they think they have a Belgium in legoland, nor the other way around. :P
     
  16. SuAside

    SuAside Testament to the ghoul lifespan
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    May 27, 2004
    omfg, i hope your kidding about the beer welsh...

    belgium owns the biggest f**king beer producing company in the world, amongst it are the best beers in the world as well

    and YOU DARE to mention Heineken ? you son of a silly person!
     
  17. Sander

    Sander This ghoul has seen it all
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    Jul 5, 2003
    Actually, Belgium doesn't own any beer company. :P But Interbrew IS Belgian, and has a lot better beers than Heineken (which is the second biggest in the world). Heineken sucks.
     
  18. SuAside

    SuAside Testament to the ghoul lifespan
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    May 27, 2004
    you little nitpick

    btw: belgium does exist, although mostly on paper...

    ow yeah, did i mention i'm a freemason?

    hooray for conspiracy theories!
     
  19. The Vault Dweller

    The Vault Dweller always looking for water.

    Aug 24, 2004
    Seriously though I have seen many people with th Freemason symbol attached to their car in the form of a metal medallion...I think its possible they do exist...

    Sincerely,
    The Vault Dweller
     
  20. welsh

    welsh This ghoul has seen it all

    Apr 5, 2003
    THere are no freemasons. They just think they are free masons. It's all a plot of the Illuminati.