Bad movies you love?

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by R.Graves, Jun 17, 2018.

  1. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    I enjoyed Quicksilver from 1986.

    Maybe it's because I'm currently obsessing over bicycles, but the movie is peak 80s and gloriously cheesy.
    No clue why Kevin Bacon thinks it's the low point of his career.
     
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  2. Cimmerian Nights

    Cimmerian Nights So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Aug 20, 2004

    -the bullshit "real life story of Frank Dux
    -the obligatory training flashbacks with the adoptive Japanese family pointlessly beating him
    -Forest Whitaker is in this somehow
    -Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds
    -Glorious Asian Mullets

    -racist stereotype bad guys
    -that monkey kung-fu guy
    -Bolo Yeung

    -the obligatory JCVD splits in his underwear (was this like a contractual thing with him?)
    -the final showdown, the Fuji-dust, corny 80s inspirational music, JCVD in peak cheesiness.

    The ultimate hungover on a Sat afternoon, just ripped a bong hit and am only getting off the couch to microwave a burrito movie.
     
  3. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    The 80s man, when action hero movie characters still knew how to correctly abuse steroids.
     
  4. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    The 80s were the absolute apex of action movies.
     
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  5. MPPlantOfficial

    MPPlantOfficial Still Mildly Glowing

    Aug 24, 2017
    Batman Forever

    I remember renting a copy of this in our local VHS rental shops when I was 6 and never returned it. I would watch it almost every day.
     
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  6. Gizmojunk

    Gizmojunk Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Nov 26, 2007
    And to think... Jean Claude Van Damme was originally cast as the Predator.



     
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  7. Aaron819

    Aaron819 First time out of the vault

    May 17, 2018
    Well I'm told Army of Darkness is a bad movie, and i love that movie. also Kung Fury.
     
  8. Kohno

    Kohno Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    Jul 30, 2009
     
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  9. Darice

    Darice First time out of the vault

    Oct 2, 2017
    I love cheesy B Horror movies like most of Stephen King's adaptations and i love Treasure Planet and Atlantis from Disney.
     
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  10. mobucks

    mobucks moobs Orderite

    May 22, 2010
  11. BigGuyCIA

    BigGuyCIA A Smooth-Skin

    Oct 26, 2016
     
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  12. TorontRayne

    TorontRayne This ghoul has seen it all
    Staff Member Moderator Orderite

    Apr 1, 2005
    Most stars have a trademark of sorts. Whether it is Dolly Parton's tits or Arnold's accent, movie executive types will capitalize off of it, whether the actors wants them to or not. So I am sure either they put that in, JCVD did, or his fight choreographers did. The guy didn't really have much going for him besides the leg work.


    Sorry. This movie is just awful. I tried re-watching it recently as a grownup, and the jokes don't land hardly ever if at all. The best part of the movie to my teenage mind is now pointless, which was the two hot babes. In the Army Now is much better as far as trash 90's comedies go.


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    Night of the Demons



    Return of the Living Dead







    Show some fucking respect for the dead.
     
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  13. mobucks

    mobucks moobs Orderite

    May 22, 2010
    Me and some friends rented Biodome on VHS when I was 12 in the beginning of the summer and we kept it the entire summer. Must have watched it a hundred times. That was one of the best summers of my life. We were rockstars.
     
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  14. TerminallyChill

    TerminallyChill Be excellent to each other.

    Feb 16, 2018
    No love for Troll 2? While many 'bad' movies consist of just one or two entertaining scenes followed by an eternity of tedious padding, this masterpiece is full throttle retardation from start to finish. Troll 2 justifies the existence of the phrase "so bad it's good".

     
  15. Gizmojunk

    Gizmojunk Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Nov 26, 2007
    Some are just too bad... I did like Troll (1), (and how the dad's name was Harry Potter).
    _________

    My own entry: Demonseed.
     
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  16. Risewild

    Risewild Half-way Through My Half-life
    Modder Orderite

    Jun 14, 2014
    Old Peter Jackson movies. Meet the Feebles was already mentioned, but I need to add these two:

     
  17. TorontRayne

    TorontRayne This ghoul has seen it all
    Staff Member Moderator Orderite

    Apr 1, 2005
  18. JohnnyEgo

    JohnnyEgo Mostly Harmless

    Oct 22, 2007
    I enjoyed Mystery Men quite a bit. Helped that I had a thing for Claire Forlani at the time.
    This was the movie-fest I forced my daughter to endure for my last birthday:



    She liked 'Last Dragon' and powered through 'Ice Pirates', but I lost her at the Chinese restaurant scene in 'Dead Heat'.
     
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  19. MPPlantOfficial

    MPPlantOfficial Still Mildly Glowing

    Aug 24, 2017
    All your opinions are wrong and y'all deserve to get cactuses shoved up your assholes

    EDIT: It's "cacti". Not "cactuses." Stupid plural words.
     
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  20. TorontRayne

    TorontRayne This ghoul has seen it all
    Staff Member Moderator Orderite

    Apr 1, 2005
    That somewhat motivates me to finish that Hell Comes to Frogtown movie review.