Fallout Haiku

Discussion in 'General Fallout Discussion' started by RPGenius, Feb 15, 2006.

  1. RPGenius

    RPGenius Look, Ma! Two Heads!

    Oct 10, 2005
    An idea stolen from FF7 Citadel. Write a haiku (a three line poem, with 5 syllables in teh first line, 7 in the next, and 5 in the last.)
    At the end of teh post, pick a subject for teh next one.

    To start you off, Vault City.
     
  2. Josh

    Josh Vault Senior Citizen

    Jul 8, 2003
    Teh Teh Teh Teh Vault
    Was teh teh city
    Please look over posts.
     
  3. Morpoggel

    Morpoggel Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    Feb 21, 2005
    Since you didn't really specify a next subject...

    The waterchip broke
    Necropolis is the key
    Oh look, a big rat

    Next subject... Ian!
     
  4. Xavierblazer

    Xavierblazer Vault Senior Citizen

    Jan 30, 2005
    What the hell was that?
    did someone just fuck my ass?
    shot by ian, yo

    Next, Raiders
     
  5. Shadowbird

    Shadowbird Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

    Jul 20, 2003
    Negotiate not
    Murder and loot equipment
    Make Ian carry

    Next: PipBoy
     
  6. RPGenius

    RPGenius Look, Ma! Two Heads!

    Oct 10, 2005
    Making little notes
    Reminding me what to do next
    Why can't I sleep here?

    Next up: the Vats
     
  7. Morpoggel

    Morpoggel Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    Feb 21, 2005
    Dipping poor humans
    Making them really ugly
    Childkiller, oh yeah

    Next up: Miria!
     
  8. Xavierblazer

    Xavierblazer Vault Senior Citizen

    Jan 30, 2005
    the worst sex evar
    great, now im married, what gives?
    Useless npc

    Next, dogmeet
     
  9. lmao

    lmao It Wandered In From the Wastes

    Apr 29, 2005
    don't touch my jerky.
    okay, i was kidding. please
    don't call mel gibson.

    next up: frank horrigan.
     
  10. Xavierblazer

    Xavierblazer Vault Senior Citizen

    Jan 30, 2005
    The master beats frank
    but that is not why im here
    Hush up mutie bitch

    Next: Wannamingols
     
  11. RPGenius

    RPGenius Look, Ma! Two Heads!

    Oct 10, 2005
    Cheap alien rip offs but,
    still nasty as hell, killing me
    They made Redding cool.

    Next stop: Brotherhood
     
  12. Brother None

    Brother None This ghoul has seen it all
    Staff Member Admin Orderite

    Apr 3, 2003
    Big, strong, security
    The Brotherhood is watching
    Not evil, too bad

    Next: The Master
     
  13. The Vault Dweller

    The Vault Dweller always looking for water.

    Aug 24, 2004
    Ironic church,
    To Hell or Heaven we go?
    Twisted truth,

    Next subject: The Glow.

    Sincerely,
    The Vault Dweller

    P.S.

    Cant be thankful enough for this topic. Fresh and unique. Everyone can take part in it. I mean its amazing enough its Fallout related, but even basing it on specific subjects its hard yet inspiringly creative. Thanks RPGenius.
     
  14. zioburosky13

    zioburosky13 Vault Senior Citizen

    Jun 24, 2004
    Low on Stim,
    Facing a deathclaw,
    Time to run.
     
  15. Shadowbird

    Shadowbird Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

    Jul 20, 2003
    Since zioburosky13 apparently did Fallout in general/deathclaw, I'll take the Glow.

    Rad-X, Rad-Away
    Giant hole with holodisks
    Zax, the chess wizard

    Next: Torr
     
  16. Morpoggel

    Morpoggel Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    Feb 21, 2005
    Bug-men kill moo-moo
    Chosen One kills Radscorps, yeah!
    Oh look, free Rad-limbs

    Rrrrrrrright... anyhoo, next up is SAD!
     
  17. alec

    alec Stuck In The Middle With You Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    Sad but alive at
    the SAD with no shit. Private
    Dobbs turned to dust, dude!


    Next: Tandi

    (I had a nice one for Torr as well:

    Torr and the Brahmin,
    the Brahmin and Torr: moo moos
    rustled by bugmen.
    )
     
  18. zioburosky13

    zioburosky13 Vault Senior Citizen

    Jun 24, 2004
    Tandi is cute.
    With nice ass,
    But can't shag her. :lol:

    Next: Junktown.
     
  19. Shadowbird

    Shadowbird Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

    Jul 20, 2003
    High walls of old junk
    Killing path - choice at crossroads
    Darkness gives no entry

    Next: Shady Sands
     
  20. Lukus

    Lukus Testament to the ghoul lifespan
    Orderite

    May 11, 2003
    The smallest of towns
    endured in the aftermath
    became republic.

    Next: Gizmo