Fallout Haiku

Discussion in 'General Fallout Discussion' started by RPGenius, Feb 15, 2006.

  1. TheChosen1

    TheChosen1 Moving Target

    Nov 8, 2012
    Anyone ban this guy?
     
  2. TheChosen1

    TheChosen1 Moving Target

    Nov 8, 2012
    Check again.
     
  3. ElPascal

    ElPascal Your glorious Tomato Overlord

    Jan 9, 2014
    Alright, my first post here. Tribals.

    Worship your fake gods.
    Degenerates, savages.
    Imperialism.

    Next: Arroyo
     
  4. Yamu

    Yamu The Cheese Stands Eternal Moderator Orderite

    Jul 26, 2003
    @beans00, check your inbox.

    A general note: If you feel someone is trolling, report it and try not to give it any further attention. Taking the piss out of well-established threads does, in fact, qualify as trolling under our official "Don't Be An Ass" rule, and be assured that future incidents here will be dealt with as such.

    Arroyo:

    I hope The Enclave
    Razed the Temple of Trials
    Along with the rest

    Next: Grecks (the disfigured Freeside ghoul).
     
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  5. SnapSlav

    SnapSlav NMA's local DotA fanatic

    Jul 1, 2012
    Damn you, Yamu, I had a pretty good Arroyo haiku in mind. Oh well... Also, damn yours is dark! XD

    EDIT: Changed the haiku, I like this one better =)

    Don't mention his face
    Don't bring up his ugly face
    Don't talk 'bout his face

    "What's wrong with your face?"
    DAMN IT already messed up...
    Well now he's pissed off

    What else could I do?
    I mean, just look at that mug
    Fuck hamburger face!

    Next: The way the [insert protagonist] looks from the perspective of the NPCs. Think that thread we've got going, only in haiku format! =D
     
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  6. SnapSlav

    SnapSlav NMA's local DotA fanatic

    Jul 1, 2012
    Just a reminder:

    Next: The way the [insert protagonist] looks from the perspective of the NPCs. Think that thread we've got going, only in haiku format! =D
     
  7. BigBoss

    BigBoss Your Local Scrub

    Dec 24, 2012
    I think I have reported this guys posts. Several times in fact. And usually, I never do that. I mean I'm a member of SuperMensa where banning is impossible and trolls thrive. But this guy...

    Anyways, next poem:

    Spiked knuckles in hand
    Blood dripping down from the tips
    One spike is broken

    He walks in my store
    Slams them on counter, with blood (meant to mean blood still on them, just needed one more syllable)
    He wants to sell them?

    He wants "only" [100] caps! (I used 100 in number form, rather than in written to avoid pushing the syllable boundary set before me. Sorry if this still ruined the poem for you)
    Who the hell is this guy? "No!"
    Damn, he has a gun

    Next: Same subject, as last time, but this time the NPC is Ulysseus, looking down on the courier for the first time in who knows how long, standing beside a missile silo's launch controls....
     
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  8. Yamu

    Yamu The Cheese Stands Eternal Moderator Orderite

    Jul 26, 2003
    @beans00, One strike for spamming/trolling.

    Next: Same subject, as last time, but this time the NPC is Ulysseus, looking down on the courier for the first time in who knows how long, standing beside a missile silo's launch controls....
     
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  9. .Pixote.

    .Pixote. Venerable Relic of the Wastes
    Modder

    Sep 14, 2009
    Greek ancient forlorn

    Times essence draining away

    A push of sad fates


    Next: The Vault dwellers "best friend" in Vault 13 learns of their friends desperate mission to save them all.
     
  10. memetics

    memetics ☢ Mysterious Stranger ☢

    Jan 2, 2009
    Dear friend, braving the

    wastelands: Hope you took a gun

    and Geiger counter.


    Next: Requiem for Dogmeat
     
  11. TheChosen1

    TheChosen1 Moving Target

    Nov 8, 2012
    My most loyal friend,
    Ran into a field of death
    Never shot my back

    NEXT:
    Sulik and his bone.
     
  12. memetics

    memetics ☢ Mysterious Stranger ☢

    Jan 2, 2009
    Nice one, @TheChosen1. (-:


    With that in my nose,
    I'd be grumpy, but to Sulik,
    it's just his Grampy


    Next: the Solar Scorcher
     
  13. TheChosen1

    TheChosen1 Moving Target

    Nov 8, 2012
    Continuous fire,
    Unlimited ammo
    Oh shit, a cloud.

    NEXT:
    Pipe Rifle
     
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  14. alec

    alec Stuck In The Middle With You Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    This is not a pipe.
    It is a pipe rifle for
    rodent genocide.

    Next: 'Grampy Bone'
     
  15. BigBoss

    BigBoss Your Local Scrub

    Dec 24, 2012
    Spirits walk and talk
    In my nose, lies Grampy Bone
    He gives his advice

    And though he is dead
    And I a lowly tribal
    I am proud to call him friend

    Next Topic: Sulik
     
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  16. Byzantine

    Byzantine Sink me in the ocean.

    Sep 4, 2014
    I gave the Vault Dweller a go.

    Vault Dweller.jpg
     
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  17. TheChosen1

    TheChosen1 Moving Target

    Nov 8, 2012
    You have to make a haiku for the topic above you.
     
  18. alec

    alec Stuck In The Middle With You Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    He did. The image contains the haiku.
     
  19. Yamu

    Yamu The Cheese Stands Eternal Moderator Orderite

    Jul 26, 2003
    I think he's talking about the fact that Byzantine's post doesn't seem to match the last "Next Topic" listed, which was "Sulik," by Big Boss. It's possible that it was "The death of the Courier, Vault Dweller, or Chosen One" before he edited his post, though.

    In any case, Byzantine's was quite good, but (s)he didn't leave a next topic, so we might as well go ahead with "Sulik" unless Byzantine comes back to set out another prompt first.
     
  20. Byzantine

    Byzantine Sink me in the ocean.

    Sep 4, 2014


    Here's one about Sulik, then.

    He wears ancient bones,
    And in breathing sacred roots,
    Grants them faint whispers.

    If anyone wants to keep this thread going, I'm happy to provide the next topic. How about Hakunin?
     
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