Fallout Haiku

Discussion in 'General Fallout Discussion' started by RPGenius, Feb 15, 2006.

  1. Morbus

    Morbus Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Aug 16, 2006
    Hi Bob, you're selling?
    Not sure you know,
    killed the supplier already!

    NEXT: Becky's butt.
     
  2. SnapSlav

    SnapSlav NMA's local DotA fanatic

    Jul 1, 2012
    Have you been to Becky's?
    There's booze, there's craps, but y'know...
    Dat ass haunts my dreams!!!

    Since it was never properly addressed, Next Topic: Benny
     
  3. zowmaster

    zowmaster First time out of the vault

    Jun 5, 2014
    Once a Boot Rider
    Plans for the chip gone awry
    ‘The Chairmen’ no longer…

    Next topic:
    The mutated toe from walking in goo from F2
     
  4. SnapSlav

    SnapSlav NMA's local DotA fanatic

    Jul 1, 2012
    This little piggy
    Doesn't fit into the rhyme.
    Got too many piggies

    Grows back if cut off
    Can't pass citizenship test
    Should have known better

    But that's what I get
    HAD to explore ev'ry cave
    I'm stuck with six toes

    Next: That special "solution" you use to get around (or "deal with") those thieving brats at The Den
     
  5. SnapSlav

    SnapSlav NMA's local DotA fanatic

    Jul 1, 2012
    Just as a reminder, the next topic is: That special "solution" you use to get around (or "deal with") those thieving brats at The Den
     
  6. Moosick

    Moosick cats

    Jul 8, 2015
    a punch to the gob
    picked a bomb in their pocket
    run, little bastard.

    Pretty Boy Lloyd be your subject.
     
  7. SnapSlav

    SnapSlav NMA's local DotA fanatic

    Jul 1, 2012
    "Dig, Lloyd. Keep digging."
    "Open it, Lloyd." Eh heh heh...
    "Hey catch, Lloyd!" Priceless.

    Next: Testing the mutagenic serum for Dr. Henry.
     
  8. SteveJobsGhost

    SteveJobsGhost First time out of the vault

    Oct 21, 2015
    Mutagenic stuff,
    Will you cure Super Mutants?
    Nope, just kill them all.

    Next: the Enclave
     
  9. TheChosen1

    TheChosen1 Moving Target

    Nov 8, 2012
    Got nuked once,
    Then nuked twice more,
    Why won't you die?

    Next: HATE NEWSPAPERS
     
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  10. Sergeant Politeness

    Sergeant Politeness Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

    Jun 20, 2015
    Hating newspapers
    The old generic soldier
    For teh awsome did

    Next: Gizmo
     
  11. ElderMaxson

    ElderMaxson Out of my mind, freshly made

    Nov 19, 2015
    Like typical dogs
    The taste of the starry night
    Oh god that damn smell

    (that was vague)

    Next up, Vault 34 or the Boomers. Did we do that one yet? If yes, just go for Rose of Sharon Cassidy.
     
  12. RedRockRun

    RedRockRun First time out of the vault

    Dec 7, 2015
    What the fuck is this?
    Jet inhalers are larger...
    OH GOD IT'S BLEEDING!

    next: The Vault City Citizenship Test
     
  13. kraag

    kraag Stalwart Prick

    Dec 26, 2015
    Not all shall enter,
    Bigotry abound inside,
    NO MUTANTS ALLOWED.



    Next up - Your true feelings on Fallout 4 [whatever they may be]
     
  14. Izak

    Izak I Shot The ALBATROSS

    Jan 29, 2016
    Fallout four, not great
    Might give you bad case of AIDs
    Bethesda, please stop.


    Next up is everybody's favourite merchant, Tubby! But if that's been done already then Mean Sonofabitch from Westside.
     
  15. R.Graves

    R.Graves Functionally Defective

    Apr 21, 2016
    Don't believe the lies
    Fallout 4 will make you cry.
    Bethesda must die

    Next up Dave from vault 13
     
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  16. NotAcasul

    NotAcasul meanie

    Mar 17, 2016
    How edgy.
     
  17. R.Graves

    R.Graves Functionally Defective

    Apr 21, 2016
    No no. That's just my boredom on a page. I agree I could do better holdb on. I edited the posts
     
  18. NotAcasul

    NotAcasul meanie

    Mar 17, 2016
    Still edgy.
     
  19. R.Graves

    R.Graves Functionally Defective

    Apr 21, 2016
    Damn. Hold on.
     
  20. NotAcasul

    NotAcasul meanie

    Mar 17, 2016
    Maybe if it rhymed?