Fallout Haiku

Discussion in 'General Fallout Discussion' started by RPGenius, Feb 15, 2006.

  1. Xavierblazer

    Xavierblazer Vault Senior Citizen

    Jan 30, 2005
    Never used katja
    too late in the game for her
    dogmeat good enough

    Next, Mr Nixon/Curtis
     
  2. rogue

    rogue First time out of the vault

    Jan 23, 2005
    Well hello little boy,
    What are you doing here, kid?
    Maybe you are lost.

    No, I'm not lost, sir,
    I am looking for my doll.
    So fuck off, pedo!


    next: smuggling booze into tap house in vault city
     
  3. alec

    alec Stuck In The Middle With You Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    Stuffing ten beers and
    ten bottles of booze in your
    pants is not easy.

    Next: having sex with Bishop's bitches
     
  4. rogue

    rogue First time out of the vault

    Jan 23, 2005
    Hm, blonde or brunette,
    which one should I take to bed,
    this is the question.

    Mid-age or teenage?
    I wish I could take them both
    *bang* by old Bishop.

    next: hand-wrestling with Francis in Broken Hills
     
  5. alec

    alec Stuck In The Middle With You Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    Hand-wrestling or fist-
    fucking? That is the question.
    Whether it's nobler

    to cheat and take drugs
    or to bite in the dust and
    get raped in a cell,

    I don't want to know.
    I just want that Powerfist,
    so Psycho it is.


    Or the abridged version:

    Hand-wrestling or fist-
    fucking? That is the question.
    Drugs are the answer.


    Next: the Tin Woodsman encounter
     
  6. Xavierblazer

    Xavierblazer Vault Senior Citizen

    Jan 30, 2005
    Ha, he can not move
    ha ha, oil next to him
    Ha, I get it now.

    Next: the death animation for The Lou
     
  7. Yamu

    Yamu Unfit For Titles Moderator Orderite

    Jul 26, 2003
    Shot through the crotch, he's
    Writhing in his own entrails
    Who brought the popcorn?

    Next: Izo, Gizmo's silent enforcer
     
  8. Xavierblazer

    Xavierblazer Vault Senior Citizen

    Jan 30, 2005
    You walk up to him
    "Hey izo, whats up with you?"
    Izo says nothing

    Nezt: Hanukins drug induced babbling in the New Vison mod
     
  9. alec

    alec Stuck In The Middle With You Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    Alas! I did not
    play the New Vision mod yet.
    Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, shit.


    (Lamest haiku evar!)

    Next up: the fact that mutants are sterile
     
  10. rogue

    rogue First time out of the vault

    Jan 23, 2005
    Who said mutes are sterile.
    Their love-cannon is just too big,
    to fit in the hole.


    next: that arrogant guy in the cathedral, near the door leading to stairs, who is always saying something about killing you (fo1)
     
  11. Xavierblazer

    Xavierblazer Vault Senior Citizen

    Jan 30, 2005
    mentaly insane
    not guy in game, the scripter
    someone fire him

    next: Big Fuckin Ants
     
  12. Gekko

    Gekko It Wandered In From the Wastes

    May 3, 2004
    Big ants, those assholes
    those truly big fucking ants
    make me mad on them

    next: rad sickness
     
  13. Shadowbird

    Shadowbird Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

    Jul 20, 2003
    Best haiku ev4!!111LOL ;)

    Sorry, no time to make up a haiku right now.
     
  14. rogue

    rogue First time out of the vault

    Jan 23, 2005
    I'm down in the Glow
    The air is greenish of rad
    Hard to see, to breathe

    I feel exhausted
    The Geiger counter shows text:
    "How are you alive?"

    RadAways don't help
    I'm crawling back to the BOS
    Meanwhile turning green

    Finally I'm there
    Doctor knows what she's doing
    Back on feet in days

    lal

    next: Michael, the BOS warehouse manager in FO1
     
  15. Machina-sama

    Machina-sama First time out of the vault

    Dec 28, 2003
    You arrogant prick!
    I'll show you my fucking form.
    Here it is! *ker-click*

    Now you want to run?
    No such luck. Have a free round.
    Michael's brains go splat.

    Uh-oh, it's Rhombus.
    Guess I didn't think my plan
    all the way through, huh?


    Next: Oh god, I did WHAT for money?
     
  16. alec

    alec Stuck In The Middle With You Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    A fluffer I was.
    Sucked cocks for cash. Got a rash.
    Got poisoned and died.

    The end.


    Next: The Nine Squares Of Doom at The Enclave (you know: the puzzle that gives you electric shocks)
     
  17. Xavierblazer

    Xavierblazer Vault Senior Citizen

    Jan 30, 2005
    I cheeted through it
    Thanks to mapper of fallout
    what were they thinking

    ok ill do it
    loaded the uncheated map
    then loaded the game

    twelve hours later
    I finally finished it
    I hate the enclave

    Next: the anatomy(or lack thereof) of a floater
     
  18. Machina-sama

    Machina-sama First time out of the vault

    Dec 28, 2003
    Enigmatic thing
    This is the burning question
    How does it go pee?

    Is it that red stuff
    Leaking from the top of it?
    No, I think it's blood.

    Perhaps it's purple?
    No, I see no purple stuff.
    Maybe- AWWW! My shoe!
     
  19. rogue

    rogue First time out of the vault

    Jan 23, 2005
    since machina-sama didn't point out the next topic, i'll just do it about pacific ocean.

    Oh, Great Pacific
    please flood over the Enclave
    and San Fransisco

    thanks

    next: why is marcus ugly?
     
  20. Xavierblazer

    Xavierblazer Vault Senior Citizen

    Jan 30, 2005
    MARCUS IS ugle
    because of the efeevee
    he dont need no strap

    next: The pixel that lights up the second to last spark on the hymag