Fuck It! (Fallout 4 review, rant, plead...)

Discussion in 'Fallout 4' started by Millim, Jan 9, 2016.

  1. Taskeen

    Taskeen It Wandered In From the Wastes

    Jul 27, 2007
    "Fuck it!" That should be the subtitle of this game, so I made this for ya'll.

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    Concluding Remarks summed up in images:







     
  2. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    Great job.
     
  3. Taskeen

    Taskeen It Wandered In From the Wastes

    Jul 27, 2007
    Newspaper edition:

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    Was going to do the whole dialogue wheel, but my shop skillz are meh.
     
  4. MercenarySnake

    MercenarySnake Kept you waiting huh?

    Aug 22, 2015
    I've read up people spending over 500 hours on the game already! What do you do in the game for that long when the most you can do is kill any non-immortal thing, building trash huts, and playing the role of garbage man? The game is so boring that I couldn't finish the game when none of the quests I experienced were any good and the dialogue was so cringeworthy. I also hate the real time console looting and dialogue, even though it brings up funny moments like this:

    "Heard you were talking shit" :lol:
     
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  5. PossibleCabbage

    PossibleCabbage Vault 22 Survivor

    Jul 2, 2015
    I think that people who work up stratospheric hour counts is that they are getting really into the settlement building, as you can spend more or less forever on that.
     
  6. MercenarySnake

    MercenarySnake Kept you waiting huh?

    Aug 22, 2015
    I stopped after attempting to make a couple settlements, I mean what's the point? It's just "there" with no purpose besides to make the towns Bethesda should've done but of course it's a do-it-yourself kit disguised as a game. "You want this? Well mods will fix it".
     
  7. Risewild

    Risewild Vault Fossil
    Modder Orderite

    Jun 14, 2014
    Maybe they just died of boredom while playing it and now the game is still playing with a dead person's head over the keyboard until someone finds out?
     
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  8. MercenarySnake

    MercenarySnake Kept you waiting huh?

    Aug 22, 2015
    That would be the case if they didn't admit to spending over 500 hours with four "different" characters. They call them different characters, what they mean is the same character but with plastic surgery. There is a plastic surgery place in Diamond Shitty.
     
  9. PossibleCabbage

    PossibleCabbage Vault 22 Survivor

    Jul 2, 2015
    Some people like putting together things (Minecraft, Legos, etc.) That's not me though, I like putting together characters, stories (I had a custom D&D setting that was recently retired after 11 years), but I can see why the Minecraft set like it.
     
  10. MercenarySnake

    MercenarySnake Kept you waiting huh?

    Aug 22, 2015
    Sure it can be fun to build things but as for this game, still no excuses for why this game is bare bones from a company swimming in cash.
     
  11. Spacemunkey

    Spacemunkey Vault Senior Citizen

    Dec 4, 2015
    base building will definitely pad your hours, I found an island bigger than diamond city built a huge base and then put scrapall into the console, lol. Another time sink is not fast traveling and actually clearing dungeon #143-287.
     
  12. MercenarySnake

    MercenarySnake Kept you waiting huh?

    Aug 22, 2015
    I admit I used fast travel in that game only so I didn't have to walk through a boring empty sandbox killing either Orc #3,472, zombie #6,294, or generic raider #1977. Oh or one of those sexbots with the pointy boobs.
     
  13. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    Someone should change the sounds of those Sex-Bots to

     
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  14. Ben Soto

    Ben Soto Professional Salt Shaker

    Jul 7, 2014
    Yeah, the fanbase can definitely be psychotic. Have you ever been on YouTube? I've got Bethesdrones throwing death threats because I don't love F3, I've got NMA trolls throwing death threats because I don't love F2... The Fallout fanbase is one of the grumpiest fanbases out there.
     
  15. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    Exactly, so the aim of most here is to find an in-between. It's what I hope we can all aspire to.
     
  16. Ben Soto

    Ben Soto Professional Salt Shaker

    Jul 7, 2014
    In a perfect world, all Fallout fans would join hands and sing Kumbaya, Obsidian and Bethesda would release a Fallout game that actually can appeal to everyone, and Frank Sinatra would have transferred his brain to a cyborg body and would have saved the world of music forever.

    Alas, it cannot be, for Pete Hines and Emil Whateverthefuckhisnameis are stupid. Todd Howard gets a pass because he was executive producer on Morrowind. He's not stupid. He's prematurely senile.
     
  17. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    I don't think Todd wrote much for Morrowind, and that explains why the rest of the game is kind of... well shitty.
     
  18. Millim

    Millim What the fuck is this for a shit?!

    Oct 13, 2010
    I think a perfect world would be, Fallout games developed by Bethesda, but with Obsidian writers.

    Or they could just hire me.
    If anyone from Bethesda is reading this, I'm willing to work for free.
    Just give me a message and we can work out some kind of treatment.

    C'mon, I can't possibly be worse than the guy you have now.
     
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  19. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    Yeah I'd happily work free if it means getting better writers across.
     
  20. Millim

    Millim What the fuck is this for a shit?!

    Oct 13, 2010
    We should flood Todd's Twitter account, start a revolution