Fuck It! (Fallout 4 review, rant, plead...)

Discussion in 'Fallout 4' started by Millim, Jan 9, 2016.

  1. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    Won't work sadly, because there'll be already too much spam. Messages of mindless devotion from beth fans.
     
  2. Millim

    Millim What the fuck is this for a shit?!

    Oct 13, 2010
    Then we will have to get their attention one way or another.
    Maybe through Pete Hines.
     
  3. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    Nah, he's got spam too. Both from fans and from people who are already pissed at his 'it's just a game' tirade.
     
  4. Millim

    Millim What the fuck is this for a shit?!

    Oct 13, 2010
    Well I got this ready
    "Hey, I'm write a story treatment for Fallout 5 for free.
    or you could at least use ideas from me (you have permission)"

    May as well give it a try
     
  5. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    Possibly. You'll be derided most likely.
     
  6. Millim

    Millim What the fuck is this for a shit?!

    Oct 13, 2010
    Eh just tried, it's worth a try.
    Who knows, I'll either save Bethesda or just piss everyone else even more
     
  7. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    It is. Tell me if you get it, or not.
     
  8. Millim

    Millim What the fuck is this for a shit?!

    Oct 13, 2010
    I will, prob won't
     
  9. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    Worth a try. Even then, Bethesda should really get their writing 'talent' better.
     
  10. MercenarySnake

    MercenarySnake Kept you waiting huh?

    Aug 22, 2015
    Todd would just say this most likely "Will it make me millions of dollars and appeal to people that hate dialogue along with minimal effort?".
     
  11. Spacemunkey

    Spacemunkey Vault Senior Citizen

    Dec 4, 2015
    That's when you respond with..........lies.
     
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  12. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    You know what? Just let me write a COD like story...
     
  13. MercenarySnake

    MercenarySnake Kept you waiting huh?

    Aug 22, 2015
    Here I'll start "You pick up a weapon to get revenge on a generic bearded heavyset man that murdered your family, you then kill him and his generic guards that no one cares about..The End"
     
  14. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    Nah, just do this...
    "Kill bad guy.'

    GENIUS!!!
     
  15. MercenarySnake

    MercenarySnake Kept you waiting huh?

    Aug 22, 2015
    You're doing it all wrong...
    You need a bunch of gore and blood because kids love that shit. You start by stabbing him in the chest multiple times followed by a brutal decapitation which causes the stump of the neck to spurt out blood everywhere as you drink it in a victory mug.
     
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  16. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    Yes! We also need explosions!
     
  17. MercenarySnake

    MercenarySnake Kept you waiting huh?

    Aug 22, 2015
    Like Fallout 3 and 4? It wouldn't be cool if you couldn't blow up a city like a psychopath only to have your dad scold you about it. Action in games are only cool if you can fire off mini nukes.
    What would it's name be? Call of the Borderlands Fallout 5: Duty Calls?
     
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  18. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    Yep, don't forget we need to be able to nuke every city and every place without getting any consequences.
     
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  19. MercenarySnake

    MercenarySnake Kept you waiting huh?

    Aug 22, 2015
    It wouldn't be much of a problem if we can give everyone purified water to give us wasteland Jesus status. Irradiated lakes and oceans everywhere is all the rage.
     
  20. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    Yep. Damn, this is going to be great already!