General Discussion Thread of DOOM

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by TorontRayne, Jan 3, 2015.

  1. Cliffy McEdgeface

    Cliffy McEdgeface bitch I will cut you

    Jun 28, 2018
    *Adam Savage voice* Well there's your problem right there.
     
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  2. TorontRayne

    TorontRayne This ghoul has seen it all
    Staff Member Moderator Orderite

    Apr 1, 2005
    This chick was seriously weird as fuck. I really wish I knew the name of the show. I might have it DVR'd. It was educational.

     
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  3. Cimmerian Nights

    Cimmerian Nights So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Aug 20, 2004
    I usually don't buy into the "East Coast Elitist" stereotype. However, whenever I travel down south or out west (just spent a week in Yellowstone Wyoming/Montana/Idaho area) I get this sense of empowerment/impunity, like if I stayed there, I could basically take shit over and be running the whole town in like 2 months. Maybe call myself a prophet, start one of those Mormon type cults, get everyone's daughter pregnant. Either that, or they'd hang me for Yankee witchcraft or some such.
     
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  4. MutantScalper

    MutantScalper Dark side in da houssah

    Nov 22, 2009
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  5. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    The Exclusion Zone has been teeming with wildlife for years. Really quite fascinating.
     
  6. MutantScalper

    MutantScalper Dark side in da houssah

    Nov 22, 2009
    Exactly. I saw this footage of a river in that area and it was full of really big fish, nobody's fishing them. Makes one think what much of Europe and the world would be like without any human impact and how quickly we could have proper nature back where it's been erased.
     
  7. Gonzalez

    Gonzalez Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Aug 21, 2004
    Nature will grow back fast if you let it. You should see the grass here at the transceiver station, if let unchecked it turns into a jungle.
     
  8. TorontRayne

    TorontRayne This ghoul has seen it all
    Staff Member Moderator Orderite

    Apr 1, 2005
    This thread is dead baby.



     
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  9. MutantScalper

    MutantScalper Dark side in da houssah

    Nov 22, 2009
    Any forumites from the California region? Would be nice to hear about those fires etc., seems like they effect the whole state.
     
  10. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish ...I Remember...

    Sep 11, 2010
    Apparently Malibu got overcooked.
     
  11. MutantScalper

    MutantScalper Dark side in da houssah

    Nov 22, 2009
  12. TucoMerc

    TucoMerc First time out of the vault

    Oct 23, 2018
    Sounds like some Borat spinoff stuff.
     
  13. zegh8578

    zegh8578 Keeper of the trout Orderite

    Mar 11, 2012
    There was a Norwegian, a Dane and a Swede on a deserted island.
    They were desperate to return to their families, but there was no way off this Island. One day they came upon a magic lamp. They rubbed it, and a genie erupted from it, and it granted them three wishes: One wish for each!
    The Norwegian had no doubt, and he wished to be back home with his friends and family. Like that *snap* he was gone, and the Dane and the Swede gasped in astonishment.
    The Dane promptly wished for the same, to be back home with his loved ones, and poof - he disappeared too.
    The Swede, abandoned and alone, then wished them both back to the island.
     
  14. MutantScalper

    MutantScalper Dark side in da houssah

    Nov 22, 2009
    ...because the Swede is GAY! Yes! Oh, SNAP! Mr Fish and Dead Guy will understand.

    I've heard this joke before and sometimes they are in an airplane that's falling from the sky or something. But it's always the Swede who's the dick who wishes the others back into the bad situation. Swedes are like that.
     
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  15. zegh8578

    zegh8578 Keeper of the trout Orderite

    Mar 11, 2012
    The airplane one is just one more of an endless ammount of these. I knew several as a kid, but by now I only remember this one. In fact, I've forgotten most of these typical joke-jokes I used to know.
    We have tons of Swede-jokes also, such as

    Why does the Swede drag a car door through the desert?
    To roll the window down when it gets too hot

    OH RAFL!
     
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  16. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    I stole a meme and then edited it for accuracy.
    Energetic+rightful+scattered+mule_12cda6_6830987.jpg


    YEET
     
  17. mobucks

    mobucks juice oTO Orderite

    May 22, 2010
    My eyelids are flying at half-mast like flags like there was a national tragedy. I close them fully and the darkness folds in upon itself. It's hard to explain. I need to stop doing what I do.
     
  18. TorontRayne

    TorontRayne This ghoul has seen it all
    Staff Member Moderator Orderite

    Apr 1, 2005
    Or do less of the things you are doing when you do, and more of other things you should be doing but are not.
     
  19. mobucks

    mobucks juice oTO Orderite

    May 22, 2010
    masturbating. got it.
     
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  20. MutantScalper

    MutantScalper Dark side in da houssah

    Nov 22, 2009
    Snowing like a mofo now. Bit late this year but I'm totally cool with it, less shoveling suits me jez fine. Mobocks lives in Florida? Anyone in US live in the 'snow zone'?