General Discussion Thread of DOOM

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by TorontRayne, Jan 3, 2015.

  1. Risewild

    Risewild Half-way Through My Half-life
    Modder Orderite

    Jun 14, 2014
    You didn't got it at all... :facepalm:

    Medicine = good
    MutantScalper - Medicine= bad
    MutantScalper + Medicine = good

    Please remember to take your medicine before replying:


    ;)
     
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  2. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    We are 10°C over here, probably not as cold as where you guys live with the snow and shit but it's pretty disheartening to wake up at 5:30 am and it still being dark outside.
     
  3. Black Rose

    Black Rose More Human Than Human

    Dec 5, 2018
    Where do you live? It has always still been dark out at that time where I'm at, even in summer. I guess time zones are the culprit. It gets dark here currently around 6 PM , and that sucks.
     
  4. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    In Colombia, by 5:30 am there is at least a bit of sunlight, not a full bright morning but at the very least a Dim one, not so much right now tho, it sometimes looks like it's still 2 am, also makes waking up confusing and has caused me to oversleep because I think I woke up much earlier by acident.
     
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  5. Risewild

    Risewild Half-way Through My Half-life
    Modder Orderite

    Jun 14, 2014
    You guys and your cold. Last month we had around 3 heat waves here. Temperatures would reach 40ºC and up sometimes, the rest of the time it was 30ºC and up. Today it's cooler around 26ºC because it has been a thunderstorm since yesterday, so it helped lower the temperatures.

    Hope you guys keep yourself warm and safe.
     
  6. TheGM

    TheGM The voice of reason

    Aug 19, 2008
    The sun don't come up till around 6:50am where I'm at.
     
  7. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    remember people! all cultures are equal and valid. No exceptions.

    you'd have to be retarded to think that.
     
  8. Alphons

    Alphons National Beholder

    Aug 9, 2017
    Australians should start exporting heat- everyone would benefit!
     
  9. zegh8578

    zegh8578 Keeper of the trout Orderite

    Mar 11, 2012
    Few things get on my nerves as unruly food and or treasonous kitchen equipment
    Of all the things that have made me flip my fucking lid in life, rude and disrespectful food are at the top
    Like, I have this wooden spatula thing, it's the fucking worst, it does NOTHING, I try to flip a steak with it, it will NOT obey, it'll just push shit back and forth in the pan, I have to put the goddamn thing down, go into the drawer, get a fork, stab the steak, lift it IN to the AIR like fucking newborn Simba, TURN IT WITH MY HANDS, and put it back down in the pan

    FUCK YOU USELESS WOODEN SPATULA YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE AND I FUCKED HER IN THE FACE!!!

    There are many more manifestations of this, many ways food will try to make me look bad

    Just today a fried portebello WOULD NOT let my fork stab it! It kept bouncing off the fork, too smooth, I tried and I tried, it finally bounced off my plate, onto the couch - still carrying enough energy to bounce up and down and onto the floor rug - STILL retaining energy, it rolled over the floor, gathered as much dust as it could, and stopped against the fucking wall!
    I picked it up. I carried it to the garbage, and I fucking tossed it. Piece of shit mushroom. Happy now? Now you're WASTED! Enjoyed by NOONE! AS YOU GODDAMN DESERVE!!!

    Ginger ale bottles are also continous repeat offenders. I like ginger ale. I'll sometimes purchase a bottle to sip on, but for some reason, the cork is always really sugary underneath, Idunno why, it's as if the bottling process creates more splash than in other sodas, so the fucking cork is always sugar-glued to the bottle! I will twist and twist and my hands will turn red, to the point of skin ripping from my hand, and the cork will STAY the FUCK on!
    On one occasion I got so desperate, I tried to cut the bottle itself. Knives wouldn't do the trick, so I finally got a saw, and sawed the bottle up. I drank that ginger ale like the blood from the heart of an enemy kill. It both sated and nourished me.

    I should get rid of that wooden spatula probably
     
  10. MutantScalper

    MutantScalper Dark side in da houssah

    Nov 22, 2009
    Right now I'm taking some c-vitamin and zinc, some protein and recovery gym stuff. Zinc is supposed to be good against flus.

    Btw, you're ex-military aren't you? Aussie military? Australia also has that whole aboriginal-situation, I guess they are asking for more rights as well.
     
  11. TorontRayne

    TorontRayne This ghoul has seen it all
    Staff Member Moderator Orderite

    Apr 1, 2005
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  12. Black Rose

    Black Rose More Human Than Human

    Dec 5, 2018
    I'm sorry, but this is fucking hilarious and I pictured all these scenarios in my mind and laughed so hard I lost my breath.
     
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  13. Risewild

    Risewild Half-way Through My Half-life
    Modder Orderite

    Jun 14, 2014
    Nope, not Aussie military.
    I would tell you more, but then I would have to kill you. :salute:
     
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  14. MutantScalper

    MutantScalper Dark side in da houssah

    Nov 22, 2009
    Isis? Plot-twist! :D
     
  15. zegh8578

    zegh8578 Keeper of the trout Orderite

    Mar 11, 2012
    As much as I love animals, this is epic, and the ultimate "in tune with nature"-ness

    Btw, MutantScalper, I really don't understand why you need to blame a Portuguese Australian for the death of South American natives, for then to blame him for the Aborigins immediately after but you should stop for just a moment, because you are under arrest:

    Norwegian Saami Parliament was established in 1986, to promote and acknowledge Saami people, nationhood, language, identity and heritage, as opposed to the systematic destruction of their peoplehood prior to that, all through history.
    Sweden resisted up untill 1993. No surprise, we've always known Swedes are wannabe imperialists - but Finland resisted the most and the longest, and would not acknowledge Saami peoplehood untill 1996 - after Norwegian Saami had enjoyed this attention for ten full years.

    You stand accused of depriving the Saami of identity and language.
    How pleadeth thee?
     
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  16. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    We were scouting for a second Designer for the office after the other second designer quit. We put in the job offer that DRUPAL knowledge was obligatory.

    In came this guy, he had a good portfolio. I notice he didn't mention Drupal on the CV but still went with citing him. We gave him a Drupal test to see how he did. Dude completely botched it beyond belief.
    Now I tried being a good host, I was very polite with him, he himself was aware of how bad he did. I thanked him for coming and while I was escorting him to the front door I told him taking up Drupal was a good idea for job prospects and that it was more flexible than Wordpress and Joomla. The guy immediately sneered, basically saying only Engineers use drupal and WHY WOULD HE LEARN IT HUH?

    Gee I don't know dick, maybe it would make it so you don't waste people's time applying to a job offer that needs people with knowledge on Drupal when you don't fucking know how to use it? Maybe for that?
     
  17. TorontRayne

    TorontRayne This ghoul has seen it all
    Staff Member Moderator Orderite

    Apr 1, 2005
    Did you tell him that? Personally I would have said what you just said, but a little nicer, so if they escalated from sneer to insult they would look like the prick. Either way it sounds like you were just trying to help and he was butthurt at someone else trying to advise him on his career. That being said without looking I have no clue what a fucking Drupal is. Some kind of template/program/format for graphic art/print of some kind I wager, but at first glance it looks like Dugpa since I am a dyslexic dumbass.
     
  18. Ediros

    Ediros Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    Feb 4, 2016
    Don't know about you, but the College is not something I would call 'best part of life' as my parents put it. More like a complete and utter torture with occasional meeting up with people from your year to drink some beer.

    Also, Hurray for pointless subject that threaten me to repeat a year of college, gotta love that.
     
  19. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    I didn't say it out loud, just rolled my eyes and showed him the door.

    Drupal is a CMS, or a Content management system, think of Wordpress or Winx, but it's very modular and flexible so it's great for personalized websites and experience using it is in high demand right now over here.

    College was pretty brutal for me. All those fantasies of it being just partying and drinking seem to come from people who probably didn't go past first year because by the end of all careers you are mostly broke and tired all the time.
     
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  20. Millim

    Millim What the fuck is this for a shit?!

    Oct 13, 2010
    Currently in Uni now. But I can say my best days were when I was in Sixth Form (ages 16-18). Life was good back then. I was still a miserable fuck, but I was certainly less depressed.