Generic Birthday thread (they ALL go in here)

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Ugly John, May 21, 2004.

  1. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    Uhhhh... Still premature by like an hour but whatever different time zone and all.

    I'm just super psyched that in like 30 minutes I could go out and by as many dildos as my little heart desires.

    Whats the next milestone? 21? Then I can buy whiskey. I like whiskey. Whiskey is good.

    And then what... Uh... At 25 I can rent a car...

    And then... Uhhh... At 35 I could run for President...

    And then uhh... No thats. pretty much it. Guess I'll kill myself after my first term. Has any other president done that?

    OR! I should blow my head off in the middle of my inaugural speech. That'll make for great entertainment.
     
  2. Mr muggyman 3000

    Mr muggyman 3000 Lover of coffe cups

    May 3, 2016
    Hapy birthday officially brah
     
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  3. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    well according to my birth certificate I won't be 18 officially until 4:46PM PST
    :smugoticon::smugoticon::smugoticon::smugoticon:
     
  4. Mr muggyman 3000

    Mr muggyman 3000 Lover of coffe cups

    May 3, 2016
    Well in that case...
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  5. erich van loon

    erich van loon Polish Winged Hussar

    May 23, 2016
    Happy actual cake day.
     
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  6. FalloutIsMyDrug

    FalloutIsMyDrug Former Fo3 Lover(converted)

    Sep 29, 2016
    Happy birthday, R.Gravy! :ok:

     
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  7. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish ...I Remember...

    Sep 11, 2010
    Start doing porn for us npw that ypu legal.

    Gotta make money somehow, right?
     
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  8. eissa

    eissa Gall óGlaigh Lady of War

    Jan 7, 2016
    Happy Birthday

    Care for a Sparring perhaps ? :whistle:
     
  9. 0wing

    0wing Все умрут, а я волномут

    Mar 23, 2015
    Happy birthday, @R.Graves , speedy adulthood.
     
  10. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    Actually we ain't got a cake yet. Imma go bring that shit up it's 9:43PM but I'm sure we could pick one up at like wal Mart.
    Not sure I'm uhhh endowed enough for that career path.
     
  11. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    Happy birthday comrade! Glory to the revolution's newest member!

    Or...

    YOU'RE IN THE ARMY NOW PROFLIGATE!!!
     
  12. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    1. What?

    2. As if the legion would let profligates in their army
     
  13. Ninja

    Ninja Who?

    Dec 15, 2015
    Congrats on living this long! Quite an accomplishment.
     
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  14. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    1. :revolution:
    2. Do slaves count?
     
  15. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    I dunno.

    Did you also get the impression hat Caesar was gay?
     
  16. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    Caesar himself? No.
    The Legion itself? No.
     
  17. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    I dunno man... He's spends all his time alone in that tent... Surrounded by men... And no women... Never mentions a s
    SO...

    You'd think a man In Caesar's position would have a few a consort or at least a concubine or two but he doesn't because... He's gay.
     
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  18. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    Or maybe because he's an old man with bigger issues.
     
  19. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    Like erectile dysfunction?
     
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  20. Atomkilla

    Atomkilla Hazel Hegemon oTO Orderite

    Dec 26, 2010
    Happy birthday. I always come late.
     
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