Katchup or Catsup?

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Crni Vuk, Feb 22, 2019.

  1. mobucks

    mobucks literally Orderite

    May 22, 2010
    Slap a few slices of individually packaged cheese on that motherfucker after it's done and you know you in da hood.
     
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  2. Squadcar

    Squadcar Vault Senior Citizen

    Jun 1, 2018
    That's a tough question. I've made some really good dishes before but the most interesting (read: idiotic) one was a pizza with about 25 toppings. I was bored and uhh, drunk :drunk:. I also had a fridge full of food that was choppable and my father's drawer of spices and herbs. To be fair, to my intoxicated tongue it wasn't too bad of a pizza but it probably was very overwhelming in different flavors.
     
  3. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    I once made Ossobuco alla Milanese Poletto and Risotto,

    For the case you do not know Ossobuco:

    I never ate better in my life.
     
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  4. WeissYohji

    WeissYohji It Wandered In From the Wastes

    Nov 8, 2018
    Pineapple does NOT go on pizza. No non-nightshade fruit does. It's anarchy.

    For the same reason, you can forget about cheese on apple pie (supposedly, it's a thing in Pennsylvania). Same goes for jalapeño poppers. I absolutely HATE cream cheese. Too rich and overpowering. YUCK! Yes, I know peppers are a nightshade fruit like tomatoes and eggplants but I still despise cream cheese all the same. I've just never been a cheese person. If I want dairy, I'll drink milk or eat ice cream.
     
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  5. Buxbaum666

    Buxbaum666 Heterostructured Nanorod oTO Orderite

    Dec 5, 2003
    Ketchup? Eh. Rémoulade is life, though.



    That's what I think about people who put ketchup on fries.
     
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  6. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake. Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    Ketchup is only good with mayonaise and onions on chips. And even then, Joppiesaus is best sauce for chips, closely followed by mayonaise and HP brown sauce.
    And mustard is life for sausages.
     
  7. Squadcar

    Squadcar Vault Senior Citizen

    Jun 1, 2018
    Mustard is awesome. Also, I have to keep googling these sauces you Europeans have. I have no idea what they taste like and google doesn't explain much. I'll just use my imagination.
     
  8. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    I'm scarred for life. I've seen a banana chocolate pizza.

     
  9. Squadcar

    Squadcar Vault Senior Citizen

    Jun 1, 2018
    That probably wouldn't be the worst thing ever. The bread would make it a little weird but the chocolate and banana probably tastes great. Hell, I'd probably eat that before those bacon sundaes Burger King used to sell.
     
  10. Sublime

    Sublime It Wandered In From the Wastes

    Jun 5, 2018
    Whenever an American puts ketchup on pasta, an Italiano dies of heart attack
     
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  11. AureliusofPhoenix

    AureliusofPhoenix Kahnum of Outworld and 4 INT Legionary

    Jun 25, 2018
    Can confirm.

    Also, jalapeño belongs on pizza. Don’t @ me.
     
  12. Black Rose

    Black Rose Bring me to life

    Dec 5, 2018
    Who the hell puts ketchup on pasta? No... just no.

    Also, I like jalapeño on pizza, but can do without them.
     
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  13. AureliusofPhoenix

    AureliusofPhoenix Kahnum of Outworld and 4 INT Legionary

    Jun 25, 2018
    Ketchup on pasta is fucking sinful and degenerates like that belong on a cross.
     
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  14. zegh8578

    zegh8578 Keeper of the trout Orderite

    Mar 11, 2012
    At my brokest I'd put ketchup on my spaghetti, because... it was the only condiment I had *sad violin*
    I'd go back and forth between that and a jar of pesto, just up-end it into the spaghetti, and pretend I was eating like a civilized person
     
  15. MasterworkStone

    MasterworkStone Wasteland nobody

    Jul 9, 2016
    The first thing I see upon entering this thread is people talking about ketchup on pasta.
    No. Just no.

    If you have no other choice, then you just eat pasta plain, you never put ketchup on it. Ketchup is meant to be eaten with things that already have a rich flavor, like fries, or a hotdog, not pasta. Pasta brings out the flavor of other things, you don't want to buff the taste of ketchup.
     
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  16. AureliusofPhoenix

    AureliusofPhoenix Kahnum of Outworld and 4 INT Legionary

    Jun 25, 2018
    I've got a cross coming your way.
     
  17. WeissYohji

    WeissYohji It Wandered In From the Wastes

    Nov 8, 2018
    I see ketchup on spaghetti and raise peanut sauce, soy sauce, and a hint of Tabasco sauce. Throw in some meat and veggies--them's good eatin'!
     
  18. MasterworkStone

    MasterworkStone Wasteland nobody

    Jul 9, 2016
    I'll come right out and say that sounds fucking disgusting, but I wouldn't knock it till I've tried it.
    You see, adding more than JUST ketchup makes it better.
    In fact, the more I think about it, the less disgusted I am by your little recipe there.
     
  19. AureliusofPhoenix

    AureliusofPhoenix Kahnum of Outworld and 4 INT Legionary

    Jun 25, 2018
    Fucking awful. Hold your tongue, wastrel.
     
  20. Squadcar

    Squadcar Vault Senior Citizen

    Jun 1, 2018
    This thread is food nightmares.
    And yes peppers go well with lots of things Aurelius lol. Habanero also can go on pizza, so can bell peppers. I like them all :smile: . Habaneros have a better flavor than jalapeños though.
     
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