Man creates "homunculus" Chicken Egg + Sperm

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  1. MPPlantOfficial

    MPPlantOfficial First time out of the vault

    Aug 24, 2017
    Russian Home-Alchemist creates a "homunculus" using egg and his own sperm.

    This is the method + link to his channel:


    Documentation and summary by another user:

    I bet somewhere out there right now Wanamingos are already nesting
     
  2. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    Good old alchemy. Just when you thought that Enlightenment brought us more scientific knowledge.
    But then again, sociology is drowning in postmodern philosophy, and that shit is even worse than alchemy, so I guess Enlightenment is kinda dead...
     
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  3. MPPlantOfficial

    MPPlantOfficial First time out of the vault

    Aug 24, 2017
    I actually remember coming across some alchemy books when browsing in my school library while studying for an exam. I thought those books had been banned a long time ago also considering I live in a Religious Conservative country.
     
  4. ThatZenoGuy

    ThatZenoGuy Residential Zealous Evolved Nano Organism

    Nov 8, 2016
    Uhm.

    What..

    What the fuck ARE those?
     
  5. Villejh

    Villejh politically incorrect

    Nov 7, 2014
    I'm pretty sure this was proven to be fake ages ago.
     
  6. ThatZenoGuy

    ThatZenoGuy Residential Zealous Evolved Nano Organism

    Nov 8, 2016
    Link?
     
  7. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    Pretty much everyone knew it was fake back in the 16th century. I think Paracelsus was just trolling people into jerking off into jars full of manure.
     
  8. MPPlantOfficial

    MPPlantOfficial First time out of the vault

    Aug 24, 2017
    This has to be the best one:

    The "homunculus" is a shrimp. XD
     
  9. ThatZenoGuy

    ThatZenoGuy Residential Zealous Evolved Nano Organism

    Nov 8, 2016
    What the fuck was the worm thing which spat shit at him then?
     
  10. MPPlantOfficial

    MPPlantOfficial First time out of the vault

    Aug 24, 2017
    Who knows. He updates every now and then. The 2 creatures have now fused and started growing teeth so it looks like a small lamprey.
     
  11. ThatZenoGuy

    ThatZenoGuy Residential Zealous Evolved Nano Organism

    Nov 8, 2016
    I saw that.

    What makes me think it's a massive fake, is the fucking thing had an eyeball at one point, that seems...Too ridiculous.

    I can accept weird mutations making wormlike creatures from chicken embyos.

    But not EYEBALLS.
     
  12. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    Of course it's fake. Probably some special effects hobbyist or whatever. You can't create "homunculi" by jerking off into a chicken egg or whatever. Alchemy isn't real, despite Harry Potter claiming otherwise. If you want to create little humans by jizzing in a jar, go to a sperm bank. If you want to create gold from lead, build a particle accelerator.
     
  13. ThatZenoGuy

    ThatZenoGuy Residential Zealous Evolved Nano Organism

    Nov 8, 2016
    There's some merit in weird genetic monstrosities occuring though.

    Genetics is a weird mess.
     
  14. Buxbaum666

    Buxbaum666 Heterostructured Nanorod oTO Orderite

    Dec 5, 2003
    You mean bulldogs?
     
  15. ThatZenoGuy

    ThatZenoGuy Residential Zealous Evolved Nano Organism

    Nov 8, 2016
    Pretty much, but even worse.
     
  16. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    Is this going to lead to furry porn? Because if it does I'll have to ban you.
     
  17. ThatZenoGuy

    ThatZenoGuy Residential Zealous Evolved Nano Organism

    Nov 8, 2016
    Oh god, now you remind me of some seriously messed up shit someone showed me.

    Alas, no, I won't post lewd stuff here, I ain't that messed up.


    Here's a cute Neko instead.
     
  18. Buxbaum666

    Buxbaum666 Heterostructured Nanorod oTO Orderite

    Dec 5, 2003
    Like what?
     
  19. ThatZenoGuy

    ThatZenoGuy Residential Zealous Evolved Nano Organism

    Nov 8, 2016
    Like, terribly mutated, but still living organsims, abberations.

    Statistically close to impossible, but it happens sometimes.
     
  20. Walpknut

    Walpknut Testament to the ghoul lifespan

    Dec 30, 2010
    Thks is an old hoax.

    Man I love dogs but after learning all the genetic problems pure breeds have I just can't look at one of those without grimacing. I always wanted to have a Bull Terrier with their Shark faces but life for them is basically endless agony.
     
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