/pol/shit, Or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the shitposting

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Hassknecht, Jul 9, 2018.

  1. Cliffy McEdgeface

    Cliffy McEdgeface bitch I will cut you

    Jun 28, 2018
    I keep thinking of how much fucking money we could save if we abandoned a lot of these bases and drastically cut a lot of our "overseas aid" that usually only ends up lining the pockets of a given country's bureaucrats/juntas/whatever.
     
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  2. TorontRayne

    TorontRayne This ghoul has seen it all
    Staff Member Moderator Orderite

    Apr 1, 2005
     
  3. Cliffy McEdgeface

    Cliffy McEdgeface bitch I will cut you

    Jun 28, 2018
    Shit, we could make an appreciable dent in the national debt if we did that. It'd be more of a savings-over-time thing I think, but still.
     
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  4. TheGM

    TheGM The voice of reason

    Aug 19, 2008
    The problem is the rest of the world is filled with a bunch of blood thirsty savages who revert to their base nature without the Big Boss Man looking out. less we forget the last time America decided to mind it's own business.
     
  5. TorontRayne

    TorontRayne This ghoul has seen it all
    Staff Member Moderator Orderite

    Apr 1, 2005
    :lr:

    Not a one smiley post.
     
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  6. MutantScalper

    MutantScalper Dark side in da houssah

    Nov 22, 2009
    Ok about Stormy Daniels getting arrested. Evidently there were three undercover cops in the strip club Daniels was performing at in Ohio. Daniels 'motorboated' one of the agents and was subsequenly arrested for it because that stuff is illegal in Ohio. Lapdances? Ok. Grinding with butt? Ok. Motorboating? Nope.

    It's important to know these things. Imagine if Buxbaum would visit a strip club in Ohio, he might accidentally get motorboated.

    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Motorboating

    Welcome to US politics. :D
     
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  7. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    Oh, but don't forget it's fine to motorboat the stripper if it's a relative.
     
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  8. MutantScalper

    MutantScalper Dark side in da houssah

    Nov 22, 2009
    That sounds like an Alabama law to me but I guess Ohio swings that way too.
     
  9. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    Main reason why Christians tend to ignore much of the old testament is that they are, well, Christians. Jesus basically said that all the mosaic laws are obsolete, and so while the stories of the OT have some value, they're not law. Jesus did not tell you to let people rape your concubine to death and then cut her to pieces to start a war.
    I like the idea that Gnosticism has about the OT God and the NT God. The OT God is the demiurge and imperfect, and the NT God is a different, perfect, and redeeming God.
     
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  10. TorontRayne

    TorontRayne This ghoul has seen it all
    Staff Member Moderator Orderite

    Apr 1, 2005
    Jesus also says to follow the Old Testament. Are the Ten Commandments valid? Can we now fuck our daughters since Jesus never preached against incest? Who knows because Christians are wishy washy on what stayed in if the OT is disregarded. Btw if that is true then tithes are not 10%, they are free will offerings. I got my Pastor on that one.

    “For truly, I say to you, till heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass the law until all is accomplished. Whoever then relaxes one of the least of these commandments and teaches men so, shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but he who does them and teaches them shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.” — Matthew 5:18-19

    “It is easier for Heaven and Earth to pass away than for the smallest part of the letter of the law to become invalid.” (Luke 16:17)

    “Do not think that I have come to abolish the law or the prophets. I have come not to abolish but to fulfill. Amen, I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not the smallest part or the smallest part of a letter will pass from the law, until all things have taken place.” (Matthew 5:17)

    “Did not Moses give you the law, and yet none of you keepeth the law” (John7:19)

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    People will point out Jesus fulfilled blah blah so they threw it out and I say bullshit. They all gathered together twice to decide what stayed in while leaving out popular books that Jesus would have read and quoted at the time. Book of Enoch seems to be a glaring omission to the canon.
     
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  11. Arnust

    Arnust Maybe you've seen it, maybe, in a dream...

    Feb 2, 2016
    Purest form of love.
     
  12. Cliffy McEdgeface

    Cliffy McEdgeface bitch I will cut you

    Jun 28, 2018
    The biggest reason we even got into that fracas was because there were people here who had investments across the Atlantic that would become null and void if Germany won. Yet another case of rich people sending poor people to die over money. Also, Treaty of Versailles was stupid, stupid, stupid and one of the single biggest contributors to the clusterfuck that gave rise to the NSDAP.
     
  13. tgawt

    tgawt ye ass

    Jul 9, 2018
    donald trump came into my house and smashed my router
     
  14. 0wing

    0wing Все умрут, а я волномут

    Mar 23, 2015
    Propaganda victims and people who slept during history lessons in school in general should really stick to videogames and not shitpost about politics.
     
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  15. Cliffy McEdgeface

    Cliffy McEdgeface bitch I will cut you

    Jun 28, 2018
    explain

    I mean, I'm aware of the Zimmermann telegram, so if that's your trump card here
     
  16. 0wing

    0wing Все умрут, а я волномут

    Mar 23, 2015
    "history is the past politics; without it it's impossible to understand the politics of present time" (c) ~Pokrovsky
     
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  17. TorontRayne

    TorontRayne This ghoul has seen it all
    Staff Member Moderator Orderite

    Apr 1, 2005


    Damn white people.

     
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  18. Pwener

    Pwener Tunnelers? They Don't Sound That Tough...

    Aug 15, 2017
    @TorontRayne Ha! Just today I heard my dear mother say; "Ah, South Africans are the white ones!" :drunk:
     
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  19. 0wing

    0wing Все умрут, а я волномут

    Mar 23, 2015
     
  20. Cliffy McEdgeface

    Cliffy McEdgeface bitch I will cut you

    Jun 28, 2018
    Interesting.

    Kind of validates a deep-seated suspicion of mine that doing mental backflips to be as "not-racist" as possible actually ends up being pretty racist in and of itself, and possibly just as harmful as overt racism.